Trish Stratus and Lita sat on the couch of their locker room. Lita laid her head down on Trish's thighs and sighed.
Trish: What's wrong Li?
Lita: I can't face him. I just can't! What if we run into each other? What will I say? He's probably still mad at me! I don't even know why I came here! Why did you make me! God I-
Trish: Oh come on Li, he's most likely forgotten about all of that! He'll just be happy to see you.
Lita: Get real Trish! He had to watch me every day make out every day with Adam because I didn't have the balls to break up with him. He begged me so many times to just leave him. He would've protected me…Then I practically left him! I just dropped off the face of the Earth.
Lita buried her face in her hands and let out a long sigh. How was she going to get through this?
Trish: You don't have the balls?
Trish chuckled. Lita glared at her.
Trish: What? Look Lita, it's been eight years! John has to be over that! We've all grown and matured since then. Besides, Ed- Adam is retired.
Lita thought about what her friend said. The she smirked.
Lita: Christopher sure didn't forget about you after eight years…
Now it was Trish's time to glare.
Trish: Hey, that was Christians fault and you know it! That reminds me, I have to go.
Lita pouted. "Why?"
Trish: I umm…I…Let's just say I'm going to meet up with an old friend tonight. Don't wait up for me!
Lita gave her a questioning look, but thought better of it to wait and see what her best friend was talking about.
Trish packed up her things and left.
"Look at her! She's so beautiful!" he thought. "So, so, beautiful…"
John was pacing back and forth. He turned around when he heard the door open.
John: Oh it's just you.
Trish: Love you too John boy.
John: Sorry…it's just…I was hoping you were someone else…
Trish looked back up to the door she just came from. "Lita and Trish Stratus"
Trish: I'm guessing you wanted to see my fiery red-headed partner in crime?
John: Sorry to disappoint you sweet cheeks.
Trish rolled her eyes. "Trust me; I have better places to be."
John: Okay, okay I'm sorry. I've missed you though. How've you been?
John hugged his little blonde (yes, in this story she is still blond) friend.
Trish: Me too! But a piece of advice?
John: What?
Trish looked back at the door then back to the man standing in front of her.
Trish: Go get her…
John didn't say anything. He watched her walk off.
John: Okay…come on Cena! You can do this!
He knocked softly on door, half hoping she wouldn't hear it and come to the door…She did.
Lita: John! Umm. Hi…
John: Hey…Can I come in?
Lita; Sure…
She stepped aside to let him in. He plopped down on the couch and waited for her to join her. She kept standing and he patted the space next to him. She shook her head and remained standing. He frowned as he stood.
John: Lita, I-
Lita: What are you doing here John?
John: I work here.
Lita: That's not what I meant. I meant what are you doing here in my locker room?
John: What, I can't visit?
Lita: Well yeah, but…I thought you would still be mad at me…
John: Mad? It's actually the opposite…
Lita: What?
John: Lita, when I heard you were going to be attending Raw 1000, I didn't know what to think of it. My first reaction was nervous, but then it quickly turned into being happy and excited because I was going to see you. Then…I got mad when I remembered what happened between us…You retired and I understood that, I do understand that. But…
Lita: John, I'm sorry, I-
John: Why didn't you call? Did I do something? What did I do that was SO bad that you didn't want anything to do with me?
Lita: You didn't do anything! I just…I-
John: What? You just what Lita? You know I learned to accept the fact that you wouldn't leave Edge and I've gotten over it. But you two split up after you retired! We could've been together!
Lita: John I was retiring! You, you were at the height of your career! You were turning into the face of the WWE! Hell, look at you now! You are STILL the face of the WWE! We couldn't have had a long distance relationship.
John: You didn't even care enough to try! You just up and left! How could you? Didn't I mean ANYHTING to you? I was I just a good fuck? Do you know how pathetic that is?
Lita: No! No, John you meant everything to me! I wanted to try, I did! But I didn't want to sabotage your career. I wanted to save the heartbreak. What if we didn't work out! I cried my eyes out every night for four months straight because of what I did to you! I'm so sorry John…
John watched as Lita bowed her head. She buried her head in her hands and sobbed quietly. John felt horrible. He didn't think he was going to yell, he didn't even mean half the things he said. But when he got in there, once all the memories if her, of THEM, he let his emotions run wild.
John: Lita…I don't care what happened between us in the past. We're here today. And I love you…
Lita looked up. Her eyes were as wide as plates. Love?
Lita: You love me?
John nodded his head. "I have ever since our first night."
Lita swallowed hard. "I love you too John. I'm so sorry."
John walked toward her. He gently wrapped his arms around her tiny waist. She slid her hand around his neck. Their lips met in a passionate, yet still pure kiss. It was to say the least…Perfect…
Chris: So how have you been? I've missed you so much.
Trish sat down on the edge of the bed. They had arrived back at the hotel three minutes ago.
Trish: I've missed you too Chris. I've been good. I actually have quite a surprise to tell you.
Chris: Well before you do, I want to talk about us…Trish I don't want this to be a one night thing…I love you. You know that. So…maybe you can come on the road with me? I mean we have to find some-
Trish: Chris! Calm down. I know you love me and I love you too, which is why I've decided…I'm coming back to the WWE!
Chris: Oh my god! Are you for real?
Trish: Well kind of. I'm coming back to the WWE, but it was before anything happened between me and you. And it's not just me! Lita, I, and others are making our big return the Friday live on Smack down!
Chris: That's amazing!
He picked her tiny body up in the air and spun her around! This was absolutely amazing news! He is the Intercontinental Champion, he has the love of his life, and now the love of his life and a bunch of other divas (he thought of them as his baby sisters) are returning to the WWE!
Chris stopped spinning Trish around and put her down. She looked up at him with those big brown beautiful eyes he loved so much. She returned his gaze and started into those deep icy blue eyes she had grown to adore so much.
They met in a fiery kiss. As their lips fought for dominance, they forgot about everything, getting lost in their touch. If only they had turned around to see that someone was watching them from the patio…
What does she see in him? No matter…I'll have her. I'll have her and no one is going to stop us from being together.
Friday Night Smack Down
"Here are your winners: Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, Rosa Mendes, and Alicia Fox!"
The crowd was dead. How they missed the days when they would see the women in main events, steel cage matches, and street fights. Suddenly, their thoughts were cut off when they saw what was happening in the ring.
Six figures clad in black body suits and masks were attacking the divas in the ring. The crowd was confused. What was going on? The six figures stopped beating down the six other women in the ring. They took off their masks…the Crowd. Went. Wild.
The six figures removed the black masks to reveal perhaps the greatest women wrestlers the WWE has ever seen. Trish Stratus, Lita, Torrie Wilson, Michelle McCool, Molly Holly, Jazz, and Jacqueline were standing in the ring. They noticed the divas were getting up and they quickly acted. Trish delivered Stratusfaction to Beth Phoenix, Lita took out Natalya with the twist of fate, molly go round to Eve, Chickenwing to Rosa Mendes and tornado ddt to Kelly Kelly. The crowd was off their feet cheering the real women of the WWE.
Jazz grabbed a microphone and waited for the WWE Universe to quiet down.
Jazz: In case you're wondering…Yes! The. Bitches. Are. Back!
