Author's Note: STOP FLAMIGN MI STORIE. MI AND PAUL R MEANT 4 EACHUDER OK? BI DA WAI I DO NOT LIKE WUN DIRECSHUN!11!11 DEY R STUPID PREPY AND A BEATLES WANABEE.

Kiss Me You Animal

Chapter 3

It was time for the concert the next day. I put on red lip gloss that was red as blood. I then put on a beautiful dark blue dress with a black sash and red high-heel boots with some corset thing on it. I wore dark red gloves as well. While waiting for da car to arrive I read The Wind In The Willows. Then the car pulled up and Paul came to get me. "Emily its time." "Ok." I put down mi book and me and Paul went down to the car. We held hands while we walked down. The pepperoni took pictures of us but we didn't care. We got in da car and rode to the concert. John George and Ringo didn't even seem to notice that Paul had his hand on my hand. We got into the stadium and saw all da screaming fans. Some people looked at me and yelled, "She's beautiful!"

And then I got on the stage and started singing. ( i do not own dese leyricz! )

"Oh yeah, I'll tell you something

I think you'll understand
When I'll say that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

Oh please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold your hand
I'll let me hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

And when I touch you I feel happy
Inside
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah, you've got that something
I think you'll understand
When I'll say that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

And when I touch you I feel happy
Inside
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah, you've got that something
I think you'll understand
When I'll feel that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand"

Everyone was amazed bi mi voice. After dat the Beatles sang some more songs. When it was ovur Paul looked at me as the fans began to leave. "Emily?" I looked at him, "Yes?" "I want u to cum with me." I nodded. Paul and me began to walk upstairs holding hands while we did. We came to a door. Paul opened it. It was somebody's bedroom I didn't know whose but dat didn't matter.

"Emily?" I looked at him. "Yes Paul?"

I looked at Paul. He was sooooo sexy and handsome I almost organismed. I looked into his deep hazel eyes and the love in them and then I new wit he wanted. We began making out and Paul grabbed my hand as he did. He began to take off my dress and I took off his clothes. Paul laid me on the bed and put his boy thingie in my girl part. We did it.

"Oh! Paul! PAUL! PAULLLLLLL! OMG!" I screamed. I got all warm and had an organism. Just as Paul was about to get his organism the door slammed open.

"WHAT DA FUCK ARE U DOIN ON MY BED U MOTHERFUKERS?"

IT WAS LORD HATER.

Paul yelled, ""LISTEN U HIDEOUS EGG. WE FUKED ON UR BED AND DONT GIVE A FUCK. FUK OFF U WANABE." Lorde Hatur was rely angry. He growled and slammed the door. "IM GETIN UR MANAGER PAUL" he yelled.