Wow a part three. Never thought I'd get THIS far with my humor. Currently, I have 666 hit on this...hmm, creepy yet fitting. LOL

Ways to annoy the Mary-Sues of Ipswich... part 3

1) Remind them that Sarah and Kate just can't conveniently "Disappear" no matter how much we want them to!

2) If by some odd and merciful reason they do, lock the boys in the colony house to keep them away from the incredible amount of MS transfer girls.

3) When they get board and grumble about everything tell them to 'Entertain themselves' and wiggle your eyebrows

4) If they give you a weird look, pop back with "What, it's High School, live a little."

5) When they take your advice, record it and show it to everyone

6) If you happen to bump into any MS's on Spencer's campus and they try to introduce themselves say "I don't need an introduction, I just met the five different versions of you over there!"

7) Constantly bug them to write a MS fic about a MALE transfer student. (I'm still waiting for one people!)

8) Inform them that the boys ONLY belong to each other and Gorman...because he's their pimp!

9) Make them think of a summery that doesn't start with "A strange but hot new girl comes to Spencer and some weird shit goes down"

10) Tell them there's no freakin' way the new transfer chick can have more power then the boys unless they have a cock! (Yeah, I said 'cock' on here, wanna fight about it?)

11) Drag Gorman around with you everywhere so that he can confirm there never was a girl in the bloodline and there never will be.

12) Also make sure he tells them there are no other Covenants!

13) If they argue, tell him to smack them with his pimp cane

14) ...or pimp slap them (Lord, guide my pimp hand and make it strong now!)

15) If any of the boys try to intervene, tell them to get back on their corner because they're losing you and Gorman money!

16) Ship all five boys together constantly so no OC girls can end up with them

17) Carry a gun full of silver bullets so you can rid the campus of those pesky she-vampires and werewolves (Seriously though, I do like the wolf ones, I just wish there was on with a MALE OC)

18) If you haven't locked the school registration, DO SO NOW

20) If the Provost wants to know why, make him read all of the MS fics on here

21) When he runs away screaming, take over his desk and position so you can do it yourself

22) Separate the girls into small groups with "Girls-that-seam-perfectly-normal-but-have-a-dark-secret in one corner" and "Possible relatives of the boys" in another and so on

23) If they ask what for, just smile evilly and yell for the slashers to attack

24) Leave no survivors and prepare for the next wave, they're coming in groups of four now!

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Thank you WolfenDragonfly for number 1, GoblinJordy for number 6 and dynamite disaster for number 10.

If you have a MS complaint you want me to address, feel free to leave it in a comment at the front desk.