You want to know about who? Nessa? Oh! Nessie!

Alistair beams and jumps up from his porch swing as soon as the camera starts rolling on him, the Scotsman walking towards the camera crew with a smile.

I forgot you folks were coming honestly, I've been dealing with a lot of things from my brothers lately so it's been pretty crazy around here! Oh, I should probably introduce myself eh? Alistair Kirkland! I am the representative of Scotland as you may know me better as, now that introductions are out of the way you're here to talk about Nessie? That's my favorite person to talk about honestly, well beast to talk about, she always manages to find a way to calm me down, even in the darkest of days. Do you want to hear the story of how I found Nessie? Why of course! Come inside and I'll get you folks some Scotch while we talk!


It was years ago; it was a warm midsummer night and I was down by the Loch, I had just gotten off the phone with Arthur and I was frustrated. We all know how much of an ass Arthur can be and that night I was fed up with my younger brothers attitude. I was pacing along the side of the Loch on top of a small, but steep cliff that my house is built on, throwing anything I could find into the water below me in order to let my anger vent out of me.

I might as well mention right now that I'm not a strong swimmer, I was taught long ago but I've never been able to keep afloat. Like I'm made of lead or something.

Anyway, I had just yelled a few curse words into the sky and stomped down on the ground beside the edge of the cliff when I was sent tumbling into the water. Through all my anger I hadn't noticed how close I had gotten to the water and as soon as I hit the cold freshwater I was knocked out.

Now we all know that a nation like myself cannot die but the little creature that pushed me out of the water didn't know that.

When I awoke I opened my eyes to a giant blue-gray head peering down at me from the water, I was washed up on a small, secluded beach located a few kilometers from my house with a giant creature staring at me from above. Normally you would think your first reaction would be to run away, to be scared, but mine was different. I reached up and petted the damn things nose! The creature reared its head back in surprise and launched itself back into the loch, disappearing from my view.


After that day I started going back to that very beach quite frequently, bringing fruit to feed her as I sit in the shallows to watch her swim. Apples are Nessies favorite, she sort of acts like a horse, a little water horse. She doesn't like humans however, they once tried to hunt her out of extinction long ago, I can never understand why, however. Possibly because of fear. So she usually stays hidden from view, which is hard for her because of how big she is. Here's a little-known fact many people don't know about her, she can shapeshift, you hear about those "expeditions" who go scanning the lake for Nessie? Well, when they come through she just turns herself into a giant fish! Serves those fools right!

She eventually grew used to me however, close to the point where I could go on rides on her back. She's a lot bigger now than she was before, A LOT bigger. She likes to listen to me talk; talk about my brothers, the world, everything that she cannot witness for herself and in return she tells me tales through song. Her music is beautiful, you should come and take a listen sometime, it's a sweet humming sound...

Alistair stares out at the Loch with a small smile that never leaves his face throughout the rest of his interview.


As the crew begins to leave someone notices Alistair walking off across a large field towards the cliffside, the person follows with a tape recorder and records the following conversation.

"Are you looking for Nessie Alistair?"

Why would I be looking for her..?

An audible gasp comes from the person behind the recorder and a low, but sweet humming is quietly heard in the background.

"I-Is that-?!"

This is why you hardly hear of any "good" creatures, many of them are just misunderstood. If any nation were to go and interact with any beasts in their area then I am sure they could easily become friends as Nessie and I are, they just have to try. Oh! Watch! She must trust you, she's going to do a trick for you!

The sounds of splashing are heard and the laughs of Alistair and the crew member fill the air before the recording stops, ending the narrative.


Hello my loves! Like I promised here's a WMM based on my personal favorite monster legend, the Lochness Monster!

Please make sure to send me more World monsters! It helps the process go faster if I have more creatures to choose from! I'm not sure where the next creature will come from but it will be up as soon as I write it!
(It'll be up after I stop watching Nessie documenteries cough)

ANYWAY! Thank you for all your support! I love you all! 3

Daisy