Here it is. The next chapter of Bardock on Popstar! I made this one upon the request of Slideshow27, and he likes Faith No More, so he wanted that thrown in. I said it before, I adopted it from him, so I asked him what I should do with it. Also after this one I will have an epic battle happening that will explain a twist. This story is brought to you by a twenty-two year old Christian.
Ch. 3 A Day of Flame and Music
"Wait, he's doing what now?" Bardock asked Tuff. There was trash that been piling up on Popstar for a while now, and Dedede had a solution to pay the bill without using his own funds.
"Yeah. Dedede's going to have a band from Earth preform to help pay his bills. That way we can get rid of the trash." he replied.
"And to order more demon beasts." Tiff added.
"And what's the name of this band again?" Bardock asked uncertain of the name of the band.
"I think it's called Faith No more." Tiff said. Onin then heard that and he perked up and joined the conversation.
"Oh so it's those guys?! I heard about them a few years back. I like their song, 'Epic'." He then attempts to sing, and does so very poorly.
Bardock had to cut him off when he could no longer take it. "Onin please stop you stink." he said bluntly, causing him to stop. "Thank you."
"Everybody on Vegeta said that I sounded awesome!" Onin said.
Vegeta then joined the conversation, "They lied to make you feel good." Onin looked pretty upset, but then Bardock's did a rewind.
"Wait a second. You said Earth right?"
"Yeah." Tuff said.
'Kakarot's on that planet.' he thought to himself.
"So how does Dedede know Faith no More?" Onin asked.
"I don't know. But I hear that they do go to different planets. Maybe that's how Dedede knows of them." Tiff replied.
"If anything, Mike Patton is the reason why they're galaxy jumping." Onin replied.
"I'd like to meet him." Bardock said, as he thought about how he could get him to Earth.
"Well good cause he's the front-man to Faith no More." Onin replied.
"I always wanted to know how earthlings play their music!" Nappa shouted in excitement.
"You also said you wanted to crush them at one point." Raditz pointed out.
"I wanna crush everything, Raditz! Especially crybabies" Nappa said causing Raditz to back away in fear.
Bardock then gets in front of Nappa keeping him from his son, "Try and harm my son, and I'll kill you." Nappa then begins to back away in fear from Bardock's threat.
"Smart choice, brickhead." Vegeta said amused.
"Poyo." Kirby said pointing at the sky at a ship.
"The heck?" Vegeta asked as he watched the ship land in the distance.
"I've got to work on your speech." Bardock said, "Let's check it out. It just might be them you know."
They rush to the ship. The door slowly opens, and a man with a black thin mustache, black short hair, and wearing an orange shirt and cargo shorts, jumped out of the ship with a huge grin on his face.
"HELLO POPSTAR!" Mike Patton shouted.
"Welcome." Bardock said in greeting.
"Alright! It's Mike Patton!" Onin said.
"Yes I am. Say how did you know who I am?" Mike asked in surprise.
"He's a fan of yours. Sorry about the mess. Dedede was going to hire order a demon beast to clean this up before you and your band mates got here. But he can't do that until he pays his bills. So you have to play in this mess." the green clad saiyan said.
"It's really stinky." Fololo said as he floated up to them.
"I know, and messy too." his sister Falala said.
"I couldn't care about the mess, neither could the others." Mike said as he waved it off. Then the rest of the band members Roddy Bottum, Billy Gould, Mike Bordin, and John Hudson.
"Meet the rest of Faith no More." Mike said as Roddy began smiling and winking at Vegeta.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you Wacko." Bardock said in warring to Roddy. "Plus if any of you even try to say anything inappropriate in front of the kids then you'll regret it. This is your only warning!"
"He is the one who defeated Wolfwrath. I'm sure you've heard of that demon beast." Meta Knight said joining in as well.
"Yeah I did. Wasn't he the beast that had this huge grudge against Meta Knight?" Mike asked.
"You can ask Meta Knight himself. He's standing right in front of you." Billy said surprising Mike.
"Really? He is? Oh my gosh, how could I not realize that?! I'm an idiot." Mike chuckled at the end.
"And Bardock's the one who trained me." Meta Knight said.
"That would be me." Bardock said he then sniffed the air, "Smoke? Oh no. I think Dedede hacked NME's computers to get another demon beast!" causing the saiyans to take off, with Faith No More following them.
"Pabu! Warpstar!" Tiff shouted and it didn't take long before it appeared, and Kirby took off.
"There it is! It's Fire Lion!" Bardock shouted pointing at the creature burning the trash and firing at the Cappies.
"Fire Lion?" Tiff asked.
"Nightmare's personal trash burner." Bardock said pointing her to the burning trash.
"Wow! What a lion!" Mike shouted in fascination. Vegeta goes to blast at the lion, but the blast is absorbed causing the prince to gasp.
"The only way we can beat this one is to fight fire with fire. Go for it Kirby." Bardock said to the young Star Warrior. Kirby then puts on his game face and heads out there. Combating the lion and eventually becoming Fire Kriby.
"Alright! Fire Kirby!" Tuff shouted.
"That's sexy!" Roddy shouted causing Mike to slap him.
"Thank you Mike." Bardock said to Mike. But then at that moment. The vision that Bardock had when he was trapped in that goo had accrued during the fight. "That was it." he said quietly, but Mike heard it anyway.
"What?" Mike asked.
"I have the ability to see the future, read minds and things of the like. During a fight a few weeks back I saw this very fight happen, along with other things." he explained to the band.
"What did you see?" Meta Knight inquired.
"I saw him get out spiced by Kawasaki's curry. But that happened almost right after that." Bardock didn't want to say anymore.
"Bardock, what are you hiding?" Meta Knight asked.
Bardock sighed knowing that Meta Knight would get it out of him sooner or later, "I saw Trules, and we were fighting in a wast land." he said. But Meta Knight knew there was more to it, and presided to stare at him till he spilled the beans. And of all the visions he has, that was one he didn't want to spill. but spill he did. " Alright! I saw that Kakarot was in danger, and his friends down for the count."
"Dad, help me!" he heard his son's voice screaming for help in his mind. They looked at him in shock and sadness.
"So many hard times." Mike said.
"It's Korn isn't it? He's the reason why your youngest will be in danger." Meta Knight said causing Bardock to glare at him.
"That's enough! It wont' happen until after I go to Earth. I think it's at a tournament. He asked me if I was a finalist in a different vision."
"What did you say?" Vegeta said in surprise.
"I said Korn's going to cause trouble after I go to Earth. And yes I plan to go. Just not yet. When's the next tournament?" he asked causing Mike Bordin to answer.
"Two years to be exact."
"And I'll be entering!" Mike Patton added.
"I'm looking forward to it." Bardock said looking back at the fights seeing Fire Lion blowing up like a balloon.
"Alright!" shouted Fololo.
"Do it Kirby!" shouted Falala.
"MIKE PATTON! MIKE PATTON! MIKE PATTON" everyone then stares at Roddy wondering why he was shouting his name. " What? I think Mike's a cute guy."
Bardock then smacks him upside his head wondering why someone would even be interested in the same gender. Then Fire Lion was thrown into the water and the explosion was huge. The cheering came from everyone except the saiyans and Meta Knight.
"It's not over yet. Look." Bardock said pointing at the sky and the flying saucer lands and three aliens come out of it.
Tiff takes a deep breath ready to yell at them when Bardock puts his hand in front of her, "I got this" he said. He then walked up to them saying, " I don't know what you were told, but we don't want anymore trash to be dumped on the planet's surface." he then got really close to whisper to them, "But if you release it right before it hits the atmosphere, that would be great."
"I didn't know, thank you for telling us. We'll do as you request." the middle alien said.
"We are so sorry." the alien to the right said.
"We won't do that to your planet again." the final alien said. Once that was said, they left leaving Bardock smiling.
"They must really be afraid of you." Mike Patton said in amazement.
"Nah, they didn't even know what I was. They just didn't know." Bardock replied as the aliens began to clean up the from the surface.
"What are they gonna do with the trash?" Tuff asked.
"You'll see, but first...Mike it's time for you to get set up for your concert." Bardock said.
"Let's go, guys" Mike said as they now head to the castle.
...
"Thanks again." Dedede said to the saiyan knowing he had something to do with the removal of the trash. Once again he was grateful for the saiyan.
"You didn't say anything about me did you?" Bardock asked. After Bardock had removed WolfWrath, Dedede say he wasn't going to say anything about the green clad saiyan.
At least...not at that moment.
Fear over took the king knowing he was gonna regret it. But it was better to say it now and have him only slightly less mad at him for it. Then for him to be worse for waiting longer. "Well... Remember after you burned down my restaurant?"
"You told them about me?! You fool! What were you thinking!?" Bardock screamed. He was angry at the penguin duck thing. He let it slip to Nightmare. And knowing that he spoke to Frieza... He knew that he would know of his resurrection.
"What?! Did you think I'd keep my beak clamped about you forever?" he reasoned. "Just be glad I didn't say anything about your friends."
"Is that a threat?" he growled. Bardock's eyes turning green.
"Bardock, you need to calm down." Fololo said begging him to stop.
"That's right. Violence isn't going to fix this." Falala said joining her other half in the conversation. Bardock's eyes returned to black and let him go.
Raditz looked at the Lola twins and felt as if he knew them. "Seriously, I remember you guys from somewhere a decade ago."
"You do?" Fololo asked.
"Maybe before Slice n' Splice?" Falala threw in.
"What?" Bardock asked in surprise.
"Slice n' Splice?" Raditz asked.
"Slice n' Splice, it's one of Nightmare's demon beasts. You mean to tell me you two were..." Bardock began only to be cut off by his son putting the pieces together.
"FOFA! I knew it!" Raditz shouted with shock and excitement.
"You did?" Fololo asked.
"That explains a lot." Falala said.
"You knew them before they were split Raditz?" Tiff asked in surprise.
"Yes I did. I met Fofa during one of my missions as a child. We instantly got along the first time we met and I promised him that I'd see him again someday." Raditz said with joy.
"Didn't see that coming." Bardock said. It was one of those ironic moments that happened in his life.
"I remember when Kerby heard about it." Lady Like said walking up to the group.
"Fofa!" Kirby said causing Bardock to smile a little.
"We had to put tape over his mouth, and that still didn't do the trick." Sir Ebrum said recalling the memory of trying to keep it a secret from the two of them. Only to reveal it in a different way.
"I didn't think so." Raditz said looking at Kirby a small smile gracing his lips as well.
"Isn't there a way to reverse it? I'm sure there is." Bardock said.
"Sorry, that can't be done." said Tiff.
"Not since the sun rod was destroyed before we could fix it." said Tuff.
"I can tell that they don't care. To be honest, I like em just the way they are. And I kept my promise anyway." Raditz said in understanding, causing them to tackle him in a hug.
"I'm glad you did get to keep you promise Raditz." Fololo said.
"Same here." said Falala.
That was when Roddy's voice could be heard shouting, "WE'RE READY!"
"Alright." Bardock cheered.
"And you saiyans can go in free of charge." Dedede said in fear. He wanted to stay on their good side.
"That's more like it!" Onin cheered.
"Nice job, pengy!" Nappa said patting him on the back.
"Swell." was all Raditz said as they finally began to walk to the room that was holding the concert. Vegeta was simply smirking in amusement the whole way there.
"Thank you." Bardock said 'I'll try to enjoy this as much as possible. But both Turles and Korn...'
His thoughts were cut short by a, "Poyo." from Kirby, his bright blue eyes looking at him with concern.
"I'm fine Kirby. I just hope we'll be ready for what ever comes our way." Kirby smiled at his teacher and they walked in to the castle to enjoy the concert.
...
After the performance was complete they were talking about the highlights and their favorite parts. Bardock's was when he started the mosh pit. Vegeta knocked Nappa down to the ground. It was awesome. Tiff was surprised that Dedede could really be magnanimous. Once things settled down Bardock and the gang began to head off to train, taking Kirby with them.
When they got there Kirby was excited because he really liked that training ground. Bardock took him here all the time. It was his favorite place to train. The others however didn't know of it's significance.
"Doesn't look special." Raditz said surveying the area.
"I was training Kirby here before you guys showed up on the planet." Bardock told them.
"And how is this special?" the prince asked him.
"It's a nice spot. Out of the way. No one should bug us." Bardock said, but then someone arrived and started making crazy sounds like a mad man.
"What the heck? HEY YOU! GET OUT!" Bardock demanded. This guy was getting on his nerves.
That's when he started beating on his chest like an ape.
"Hay, that looks like fun." Nappa said. That's when he started doing the same thing. That was until Vegeta hit him over the head with a random pipe.
"This is one of the reasons why I don't like Nappa. He's stupid." Bardock said rolling his eyes at the idiot.
"And you think we like him?" Vegeta asked.
The psycho then made more incoherent sounds and was cupping Bardock in the chin. That's when he punched him and sent him flying.
"No. Look we have a lot of training to do if we're going to fight Turles." Bardock said revealing his intentions for the training.
"Why say that? We all match his strength...well most of us do." Onin said taking Kirby and Raditz into account.
"Exactly. Raditz and Kirby can't match him. So I'm paring you up. Vegeta and Onin, you to have at it. Nappa will take Kirby, and Raditz, you're with me." he said deciding where everyone went.
"Hooraay! I get Kirby!" Nappa cheered.
"First time ever I get to take on my old man." Raditz sighed.
Bardock gets into a stance and smirks. "I want to see how strong you've gotten. Come at me."
"Alright." his son replied. He charged at him with a ki blast in hand, only for his wrist to get caught in his father's grip.
"Saturday Crush!" Raditz shouted as he punched his father in the face, causing him to smirk with pride at his son.
'That kinda hurt.' Bardock thought to himself as he then punched his son across the face. Raditz then flies back, only to vanish and them reappear behind Bardock, kneeing him in the back, sending him into a cliff.
"I like that your making it interesting." Bardock then began to use the Final Revenger combo on him, and before he could finish it, Raditz used the Double Sunday. Bardock then used his ki to defend himself from his son's attack. Naturally Raditz lost the struggle and got slammed into a mountain. Cringing out of guilt for what he just did to his son, he rushed to see if he was alright. He then saw what happened to his son, and felt offal. "Oops."
"I'M OKAY!" Raditz shouted dazed and in pain.
"You ready to go at it again?" he asked his son.
"Maybe in about twelve hours." he replied. Bardock helped up his son.
"You did well. You've gotten stronger. I'm proud of you son. Don't you forget it." Raditz was shocked by this. "Alright, take a brake. You deserve it." Bardock then took Raditz and embraced him in a hug that neither of them wanted to have end. Sure it wasn't something that they were used to, but at least the others weren't watching at the time.
Nothing they thought could ruin that moment. Then that random guy made a comeback, and began jumping around laughing like a retard. Raditz got angry at this guy, and Bardock just began to feel helpless with that guy's insanity.
The green clad warrior just face-palmed, and said, "Why me?"
Mike Patton then arrived, and began to shout at the retard. "PETER, STOP ACTING LIKE A RETARD!" Peter then listened to him and stopped.
"Thank you." Bardock said.
"Sorry about Peter." Mike began, putting a leash on the nut. "Idiot likes to wake up at two in the morning to search for pine-cones!"
"Now if only we could get Nappa to stop acting like a retard." Bardock said. If it was for jest or not, no one could tell you except him.
"HEY!" Both Nappa and Peter shouted at the same time.
"Shut up, Peter!" Mike shouted kicking Peter in the stomach.
"Nice." Bardock said.
"Trust me. You do not wanna get yourself one of these!"
"Too late." Bardock replied pointing at Nappa. Everyone laughs except the brickhead. Peter once again getting kicked in the stomach by Mike.
...
"How long until we reach Popstar?" Turles asked.
"Not for another two weeks sir." Daiz replied.
"Alright, we'll plant the tree when we get there." Turles said walking out of the bridge, and to his room.
While on his way however, he felt a sharp pain in his head. "Stop this right now and I may spare their lives." he hissed to no one in the corridor. But low and behold, it stopped. He straightened himself back to normal, and walked to his chambers. He then looked into the mirror and said, "Fight me again though, and I will kill them. And I don't think you want that, do you?"
What the heck was he talking about? Has he gone nuts or is there something that we don't know happening? Well...you don't know, but I do. Either way...NOT TELLING! You'll have to find out in the next chapter. Hope you enjoyed it please review. And God bless you.
