So this is the second to last thing I'll be posting before Christmas break. I know that it sucks, but I have to go on hiatus for a bit. At least until Christmas break, and on Christmas I will update all five of my active stories. I promise. But for now, there's this and then HGatBWL in one week then nothing until Christmas. I'll still be able to respond to PMs, reviews, and also read other stories. So I hope you enjoy this. If you do, leave a review.
Also, if you check on my profile, I do show when I next plan to update my stories. And also planned stories to be published.
Theme song ends.
A blue box appears on stage. The hosts walk out.
T: I GOT A TARDIS!
MK: And then you insisted on using it for the entrance.
T: Well duh. It's a time machine that's bigger on the inside!
L: Impressive engineering. How did someone do this?
T: How should I know? Um, can I break the fourth wall long enough to point out that we're fictional?
L: No.
T: Ok.
MK: Boys...
L and T: HEY!
MK: What? Now are we doing an episode or not?
R(alph the minion): I hope so.
MK: No one asked you!
T: Well, we could drop a shark off the Empire State Building...
L: GREAT! I'll go get Percy!
MK: You stay here!
T: I was joking! How about we leave a hungry bear in Justin Bieber's house?
MK: I already did.
T: And?
MK: It got roasted by the security systems. I might've been able to get passed them... but bears really can't.
T: That's... gotta smell bad.
MK: It did.
L: Enough about bears. Maria, did you here about that kid who ate 4 entire 5 gallon buckets of ice cream?
MK: That was me.
L: And you didn't invite me?!
MK: You would've taken away from my ability to beat the ice cream eating record. Here, have my spoon. *hands Leo a half-melted spoon*
L: Why is it melted?
MK: Blame your sister.
L: Oh... Amy.
T: Who's Amy?
L: The only other fire user at camp.
T: Is she hot?
L and MK: THOMAS!
T: I was just kidding, yeesh!
MK: And you accidently made a good pun.
T: Oh... hot, fire-user. I get it!
MK: Anyway, we are interviewing... Amy the fire-user, daughter of Hephaestus?
L: What a coincidence!
A(my): *walks in* Hello. And Thomas, does this answer your question?
T: Um... yes?
L: I think he thinks the answer is yes.
T: SHUT UP!
L: HEHEHE!
A: anyway, you were going to interview me?
L: Yes. What's it like being the younger sister of the greatest hero to ever live?
A: I wouldn't know. I'm not Percy's sister, and even if I was, I'm older than him.
T: BURN!
MK: You are full of puns today.
T: What? OH! I get it.
MK: First real question: are you single...? THOMAS!
T: NOT MY FAULT! We have weird producers!
MK: You're the producer!
T: Oh...um...
A: I actually am. But that's not important. Next question.
T: I have one! Do you like a guy named Rory?!
A: What?
MK: He's obsessed with Doctor Who right now. Even managed to get a TARDIS for the show. Not sure how though...
A: No... I don't, to answer that question.
T: Ok... have you met someone with a bowtie and a fez who has a blue box?
A: Also, no.
T: Have you-
MK: ENOUGH WITH THE DOCTOR WHO RELATED QUESTIONS!
T: FINE!
L: Anyway, what's it like being the older sister of one of the seven?
A: It's ok... nothing really.
L: DANG IT!
A: Anyway, I'm out. BYE!
T: BYE!
MK: Are we out of time? I know they want us to stop so they can get the stupid hockey game in.
T: I like HOCKEY!
L: ROLL CREDITS!
MK: LEO YOU IMBECILE! THE EPISODE ISN'T OVER YET!
L: Oh...
T: We still have 3 more minutes.
L: To do what!
T: The producers want us to parachute off of Mt. Everest.
MK: AKA, you want us to.
T: But I changed my mind. A crash test dummy with Justin Bieber's face will do that instead. Except without the parachute. And from a plane higher than that height.
L: Do you know how long that will take?
T: Eh. We can miss the national anthems.
L: That's disrespectful!
T: So? JB is too!
MK: QUIET!
L: BUT WHY!
T: Because the dummy's fall is about to go live.
*a TV screen lowers from the ceiling
a plane appears on screen. Something, presumably the dummy, is thrown out
after 10 minutes of falling, the dummy hits the ground, and parts go flying
the camera zooms in on the shredded picture on the front*
MK: I wish that was actually Justin Bieber. Unfortunately he's busy trying to explain the bear in his living room.
L: I so want to see that!
T: I could get a friend to hack into his security cameras...
MK: DO IT!
T: I'll call him after the credits.
MK: Now for your line...
T: ROLL CREDITS!
Starring:
Thomas
Maria King
Leo Valdez
Guest Starring:
Amy the Fire User
Ralph the Minion
The bear (R.I.P.)
A crash test dummy with Justin Bieber's face
Special Thanks to:
Rick Riordan
Hugs6
BBC (Where do you think we got a TARDIS?)
And Hephaestus, otherwise Leo would not exist, and, in extension, this show (and without him Amy would not exist either, so we couldn't interview her without him)
