Yeah, I'm going to really need those suggestions... This is the last half-decent idea I have been able to come up with. Well, that and Character Interviews. But I don't know if people like those that much... Please let me know in your interview if you would like to see Interviews and Debates between certain characters.

Now, on with the show.


Cash or Credit?

"Thank you, come again!" Urahara waved at the customer as he strolled out the door. He may have normally catered to the needs of Shinigami, but he also ran a candy store for humans. He didn't get that many customers, human or Soul Reaper, but business wasn't terrible. If things got slow, he could always bounty hunt Hollows for a quick buck.

Ring-ling.

Ooooooh, a customer! Urahara looked up from beneath the brim of his funny hat. He didn't see anyone. Huh?

"Ahem," somebody coughed. He looked down at two young girls, one raven haired and the other blonde.

"Hello there! What can I get for you?" Urahara grinned.

"Just a few candy bars," the dark-haired girl replied.

"You look familiar... Have you come in here before?" Urahara studied the two girls.

"Nope, I don't think so..." the blonde girl replied.

"I'm sure I've met you before. Or somebody a lot like you..." he scratched his chin.

"Maybe you've met our brother? Ichigo Kurasaki?" the blonde girl asked.

"Ichigo? Are you his sisters?" Urahara smiled. "He's one of my best customers!"

"No, we're his aunts," the raven hair girl rolled her eyes.

Yep, they're related... he frowned at the rude girl. "What did you say your names were?"

"I'm Yuzu!" the blonde girl pointed to herself, and then at her sister. "And this is Karin!"

"I see..." Urahara typed at the cash register. "That'll be 10 yen..."

"Put it on our brother's tab," Karin grinned as she took the candy bars from Urahara.

"No problem," Urahara smirked. He bid the two girls farewell, and then waited for another customer.

Ring-ling!

"Hello there!" he greeted the two people that walked in. "How can I..." Uh oh.

Two Soul Reapers glared at Urahara as they entered the store. "Excuse me," the red haired and tattooed Shinigami addressed Urahara,"We're looking for a criminal."

"Criminal, you say?" Urahara tilted his hat down slightly to hide his face.

"Yes. Have you seen this woman?" the Soul Reaper held up a small picture. Urahara was started by what he saw, but didn't show it.

"Nope," he shook his head. "Who is she?"

"Rukia Kuchiki," the Shinigami growled. "She's wanted for serious crimes against the Soul Society."

"Oh... I'll keep my eyes open," Urahara nodded. "Anything else?"

"Hmmm..." the dark haired Shinigami, who had been silent through the interogation, suddenly stepped forward. "You seem familiar."

"Oh really?" Urahara casually replied. Think fast, Urahara...

CRASH!!!!

WHAM!!!!!

"ARGH!!!" the red haired Soul Reaper yelled as something smashed through Urahara's window and nailed him in the back of the head. "WHAT WAS THAT?!" the Shinigami jumped back to his feet.

"It came from outside! Somebody threw it through the window, and then ran off!" Urahara pointed at the shattered window.

"Grrrr..." the Soul Reaper rushed out the door. "COME BACK HERE!!!"

"Hmph..." the dark-haired Shinigami calmly walked out the door after him.

"Thank you! Come again!" Urahara waved after them. "Phew..." he sighed after they had left He picked up the small object that had struck the Soul Reaper. What the heck is this thing? Urahara thought as he looked at the small Nintendo Wii remote.


Moral(s) of the Story: Urahara's windows aren't bullet proof, and Rukia has got quite a throwing arm.

I know, that story was pointless. I'm flat out of ideas now. Well, I guess I'll do a Debate. People liked those in my Hellsing stories...


Debate

"Goooooood evening, readers!" Kon jumped up on a stage and yelled into a microphone. "Welcome to today's debate! We have two contestants..." Kon pointed at two empty podiums behind him. "And a jury who will decide who wins the arguement!" Kon pointed at a jury box on the side of the stage. It had occupants, however. Ichigo, Urahara, Chad, Ishida, Tatsuki, Isshin, Karin, Yuzu, Byakuya, and Renji were sitting in it, and most of them looked bored.

"Why are we here?" Renji grumbled. "This is pointless!"

"I've got better things to do..." Tatsuki growled.

"Patience is a virtue," Chad pointed out.

"Shut up and let the talking teddy bear finish!" Karin yelled. Everyone went silent.

"Thank you," Kon nodded. "Anyway, todays debate is between Rukia and Orihime! The topic..." Kon looked at a small piece of paper in his hand, "WHO IS A BETTER GIRLFRIEND FOR ICHIGO?! WHO WROTE THIS?!"

"I did!" Agent HUNK walked out on the stage dragging Rukia and Orihime behind him. "Hi, folks. I hope you enjoy the show!"

"Put me down!" Rukia snarled.

"Let me go!" Orihime yelled.

Agent HUNK let go of the two girls by the podiums and then ran off the stage. "Have fun!"

"I guess I'd better get started..." Kon looked at the piece of paper in his paws. "First question... Who does Ichigo get along better with?"

"Me!" Rukia and Orihime both yelled. They then glared at each other and stared.

"Oooooh, cat fight!" Urahara smirked.

"I'm so nice to him, and he's nicer to me than anyone else!" Orihime boasted.

"I live with the guy!" Rukia pointed at Ichigo.

"That doesn't mean we get along!" Ichigo protested.

WHAM!!!

Ichigo flew out of the jury box upon being hit in the head by a microphone. "SHUT UP!!!" Rukia yelled.

"She wins," the remaining jury members pointed at Orihime.

"Okay, question 2..." Kon looked at the paper, "Who has the most similarities with Ichigo?"

"Me!" once again, both girls proclaimed victory.

"I've got the same color hair as him!" Orihime exclaimed.

"We're both Soul Reapers!" Rukia pointed out.

"Rukia wins," the jury agreed together after whispering together for a few seconds.

"Question 3..." Kon moved on to the next part, "Who does the jury think Ichigo would be best with?"

"Hmmm..." they all stopped to think.

"Rukia! They're both Soul Reapers!" Ishida yelled. "And they're both jerks..." he muttered under his breath.

"Orihime!" Renji yelled. "A human can't date a Shinigami!"

"Nonsense!" Isshin exclaimed. "Rukia and Ichigo are a PERFECT couple!"

"Orihime!" Tatsuki yelled. "Rukia's a friggin' alien thing!"

"Excuse me?" Renji growled. "Are you calling me a friggin' alien thing, too?"

"Rukia," Byakuya stated calmly in his usually stoic air.

"I don't like to choose between friends," Chad shook his head. "But I think Rukia may be best."

"Rukia!" Urahara yelled. "Because the whole show is about them!"

"He's got a point..." Ishida nodded calmly.

"Okay, so how many votes for Rukia?" Kon asked. Chad, Ishida, Isshin, Karin, Yuzu, and Byakuya raised their hands. "Orihime?" Tatsuki and Reni raised their hands. "RUKIA WINS!!!! But..." Kon smirked. "Since Ichigo is out cold and most likely has a concussion, I'll be glad to take his place and date Rukia for him!"

"Works for me!" Rukia smiled happily. She ran over to Kon, arms outstretched.

"Nii-saaaan!" Kon jumped into the air. But before he could reach his target destination...

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"WAKE UP!!!" Ichigo's harsh voice rudely awoke Kon from his dream.

"Huh?" Kon looked up sleepily.

"Get off my pillow!" Ichigo grabbed Kon by the legs and hurled him across the room. With a soft squeek, he smashed into a wall and fell limply to the ground.

"Meh..." Kon sighed from the floor. "A guy can dream, can't he?"


Moral of the Story: Rukia and Orihime are very competative.

Thanks for reading, folks! PLEASE review and give me some ideas!