Chapter 3: Oh it's on Bitch!

"Thank god, we finally finished training. Hey, where's Ike?" I asked the others with a confused look on my face.

"Ask the charmander." Jin said pointing to Sheila.

"Oh the rattata? He's dead." She said in an uncaring manner.

"How? When?" I asked even more confused.

"Pidgey's ate him." She said.

I noticed how Sheila seemed to be unshaken by the fact that Ike was dead. "Do you even care?" I asked her.

"No, not really. Should I?" She responded.

"Well he was just a rattata." I said.

"Either way sir, we should head out soon." Jin said

"Yea, like, I'm with monkey boy." Stephanie added.

"Monkey boy?" Jin asked un amused by the nickname.

"I just wanna do one more thing before we leave guys." I said walking back towards the route where we found Jin.

*One walk Later*

I stood in front of the gate to the pokemon league. I looked up in awe at the gate and said to myself "Get ready Elite four!" As we turned, a larger and taller kid walked up to us.

"Are you the pussy Oak gave pokemon to?" He asked arrogantly.

"Who the hell are you calling a pussy?" I shouted back.

"Just battle me already!" He said losing patience.

"Fine, Stephanie kill him!" I commanded.

"Whatever." Stephanie said unenthusiastically as she charged at the boy.

"Go, pidgey." The boy said throwing his pidgey in the way of Stephanie's charge.

1 HIT KO!

"Dammit, kick his ass Champ!" The boy said throwing out a Squirtle.

"Hey there girl, name's champ." The squirtle said winking at Stephanie. I brought her back to her poke ball before she went all googoo loving on me.

"Attract whore." I muttered. Sheila was trying to stay out of sight for some reason, but I guess the squirtle was looking for her.

"Yo Sheila, is that you girl?" Champ asked laughing. Sheila clenched her fist but stayed silent. "Awe, c'mon, your gonna give your old bf the silent treatment?" Sheila still didn't respond. Jin stepped in front of her. "And who the hell are you monkey man?" Champ asked mockingly. Jin connected with a low kick.

CRITICAL HIT! SUPER EFFECTIVE!

"I'm the guy who just stopped you from having any kids in the near future." Jin said as he pulled his knee out of Champ. Champ fell to the ground grabbing his stomach and groin in pain. Sheila stared at Jin, while I started jumping around cheering like an idiot. "Sir, please calm down." Jin said with his palm on his forehead." He turned to Sheila . "You okay?" He asked. Sheila nodded still not saying a word.

The other kid grabbed his squirtle and started running off. "Your gonna pay for this shrimp! The name's Gunner, and I will not let you get away with this!" He shouted over his shoulder.

"Doesn't matter pal, I jus won my first battle, and I'm not losing to anyone else!" I chanted as he ran off. This would not be the last time I would fight that bitch, but at least I still have no losses.

The TEAM:

Sheila Lvl 9

Stephanie Lvl 9

Jin Lvl 8

MH: Prepare for filler!

EVERYONE: NO!

Sheila: Great

Jin:…

Casper: Stephanie stop eating Rattata's!

Stephanie: WHATEVR

Oak: You know the drill by now, so please review.

RIP

IKE THE RATTATA LVL:3-4