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"Wait! Seriously?" Cana practically spit out her drink. "That's the reason you're the only dragon slayer without a cat!"

"What happened to 'I promise I wont laugh.'" Laxus said as he crossed his arms.

"Well... I-I didn't think that the an-answer would be t-that good!" Cana said between laughs as she clutched her stomach, it aching from the wild laughter.

"Yeah well there's the answer." Laxus leaned on his elbow as he looked out the window. Night had fallen long ago and by now the sun was starting to rise. The two had been talking all night. Laughing all night. Drinking all night. Laxus fought sleep with all his might, not wanting to ruin the chance of spending the night with Cana. Cana was just happy to stay up with a drinking buddy.

"Is that the hotel!" Cana asked as she looked out the window, eyes wide with wonder.

Laxus chuckled lightly. "Yep, that's it."

"Its so huge!" She said. Laxus kept his face calm and composed, but inside his head he was making so many thats-what-she-said jokes he could barely stand it. Where's Bixlow when you need him.

"Our check in is in an hour, and the train stops in about thirty minutes. The stop is on the other side of town so we'll get to see it a little bit." He said.

"Can you maybe loosen up for one moment and just enjoy the face that you're experiencing this kind of view from a luxury train while you're on your way to a luxury hotel all at the luxury of Mirajane paying for this out of the Guilds money?" She asked. "Sometimes you really are spoiled." She crossed her legs and let out a sigh.

"The view was beautiful when I came here before."He turned his head to Cana who was still looking out the window. "But let me assure you the view now is something I would never give up for anything else in the world." Laxus added.

"How poetic. If this whole Dragon Slayer bit doesn't work out you could be the next Shakespeare." Cana said in a monotone.

"Ha ha." Laxus tilted his head sarcastically. "I was being serious just so you know."

"That's your problem, bub." Cana said.

"Bub?" Laxus questioned, but Cana brushed it off.

"You're way to serious!" She said. "Learn to relax! Sit back, drink a drink, let loose!" She demonstrated by leaning against the wall, crossing her legs together, and tipping back the wine bottle that was nearing emptiness.

"I know how to relax." He said. "But there's a difference between relaxing, and letting my guard down." He added.

"Uptight as ever I see." She lifted an eyebrow.

"Alright, alright. Were almost there, so lets pack out bags." Laxus said as he got off the bed. Grabbing his black duffel bag, he threw it on the bed with a plop. Opening the zipper, he neatly folded his papers back on top of his clothes and zipped it all back up.

Laxus leaned down and picked up his, and Cana's, duffel bags and slug them over his shoulder. When he straightened himself up as the train jostled on the tracks. Laxus caught his footing as he heard a light squeak and came face to face with Cana.

"What are you doing." He asked as he looked her up and down. She was hanging from the ceiling, just hanging there.

"Well I thought I'd try out this whole 'tall' thing." She said.

"Oh? And how is it?" He asked.

"Completely overrated if you ask me." She smirked. "If you would be so kind as to remove me from the ceiling, that would be much appreciated." She smiled.

Laxus rolled his eyes and held out his hands to catch her. Understanding, Cana let go and landed into his arms, bridal style.

"What a reliable husband." Cana poked fun.

"What a trusting wife." Laxus replied. "Lets get a move on, everyone's getting off." He said as he placed her down and she unlocked the door.

"Woah! Wait!" Cana said.

"What is it!" Laxus asked.

"Take a deep breath, I just forgot one crucial accessory." She said before rummaging through her bag on Laxus' shoulder. "There." She said as she slid a golden ring onto her finger.

"Wow." Laxus said as he looked at the ring. It was gold, with a simple diamond- nothing too fancy, just like Cana herself.

"Thanks." Cana smiled at the ring. "It was... um... it was my mothers." Cana said as Laxus noticed her eyes fill up with tears. Cana sniffed soundly and blinked away the tears before turning to Laxus. "Lets go." She smiled.

"After you." Laxus smirked as he slapped her butt, causing a light squeak to come out off her mouth so quiet only a dragon slayer could hear. Cana thanked the heavens that she was in front so he couldn't see her blushing face.


Hopping off the train, Laxus trailed behind Cana as she took in the view. Her face lit up as if it were Christmas and Laxus couldn't help but smile.

"Do you see this!" Cana asked, laughing at the sight.

"I see it." Laxus replied sarcastically.

"I can see at least five bars just from this spot." Cana placed her hands on her hips. "This is going to be a fun mission." She smiled.

"More importantly, lets start towards the hotel." Laxus fixed the duffel bags slung over his shoulder. "It's that way." He pointed of in the right direction and Cana started walking.

"This place is amazing!" She screamed bashfully as they walked through a market square.

"Its like you've never left Magnolia." Laxus laughed.

"I've left! But my missions are never this fancy." She said. "I mean Hotels? I just stay wherever I can afford and I just drink at the bars all night."

"That's the perks to being S-class." He smirked.

"Any downfalls?" She asked.

"Well, the life threatening missions, giant monsters, ridiculously strong opponents, and month long journeys aren't as bad as they seem." He said nonchalantly.

"Oh good." Cana said. "Cant wait for that." She laughed.

"You coud do it you know." He said.

"Huh?"

"You could pass the S Class test if you wanted to." He smiled.

"Oh." She said quietly. "Th-thank you." She said.


"Were here." Laxus smiled.

"Oh wow!" Cana said again for the third time that day.

"Cmon, don't lollygag." Laxus said as he pushed her aside and walked into the grand lobby.

"This shit is so fancy." She whispered so only he could hear. Gotta love that Dragon hearing... She smirked

"Dont touch anything." He whispered back.

"Did you say touch everything?" Cana laughed slightly as Laxus smirked.

"Here to check in?" The man behind the front desk said.

"Dreyer." Laxus said in a deep voice that sent chills up Cana's spine.

"Ah! The honeymooners!" The man said.

"Honeymoon?" Cana whispered. "I thought we were newlyweds. But not that newly wed..."

"Just go with it." Laxus nudged the card mage.

"That's us!" Cana giggled uncharacteristically.

"You two are in suite 396!" The man smiled. "If you need anything just call, everything has been paid ahead by one Miss Mirajane Strauss." He said.

"Go Mira." Cana smiled as she snatched the key from the man. "Lets go sugar muffin." Cana said before running off to the elevator.

"What a girl you got there." The man smiled at Laxus.

"Yeah. What a girl." He said as he picked up the bags and followed Cana.


"Hurry up, Sparky!" Cana laughed as she raced down the hallway.

"Are you always this hyper?" Laxus asked.

"I'm sober as hell and tired as fuck." Cana said as she leaned against a wall to catch her breath. "I wont remember this in the morning." She laughed as Laxus took the key from her hand and opened the door. "Hopefully at least!"

"After you." He said as Cana swayed her hips as she walked in.

"Man!" Cana squeaked. "This is freaking amazing!" She looked around at the red and pink room. "Its a honeymoon suite alright. Heart shaped bed, endless rose pedals... wheres the champagne?" She asked.

"Im assuming in the ice bucket next to the fridge labeled 'champagne'." Laxus said as he placed their bags down.

"Smart ass." Cana said as she walked over to the bucket and pulled out her prize. Twisting the cap, she took off the protective barrier. "Lets do this." She said as she nudged the cork with her thumbs. "Fire in the hole!" She screamed as the cork went flying across the room.

"How classy." Laxus said as the champagne spilled all over from Cana's hand up her arm to her torso.

"I had to take a shower anyways." Cana laughed as she took a sip of booze. "There we go." She smiled as she felt the familiar buzz start. "I'll be in the bathroom if you need me." She smiled as she shut the door. Its almost like were actually newlyweds. She smiled against the door. Too bad its all fake. Cana's smile faded as she looked at the bathtub. Much like the rest of the room, it was shaped in a heart with complimentary rose pedals in a jar nearby. "You know the hard shit gets old after a while." She said to no one in particular.

Turning on the bath, Cana kicked off her shoes and wiggled out of her pants. After hanging her bag up on the door Cana felt the water's temperature. Wiggling her fingers underneath the water, Cana found it satisfactory and decided to let it go and fill up the whole bath.


"Mira, what is this?" Laxus spoke into the lacrima.

"What ever do you mean Laxus!" Mira smiled at him through the hologram, acting as if she knew nothing.

"The honeymoon suite, prepaid with rose pedals, champagne, and heart shaped everything?" He asked. "That's what I mean."

"You're newlyweds! You can put on a show." Mira said. "Just add a little hug or kiss here and there." Mira added.

"I'm not going to hug or kiss her, Mira." Laxus said. Although he did enjoy touching her butt.

"You say that now... But Laxus lets be real here." Mira giggled. "People will catch on!"

"Mira you know it will just hurt more when we go home and we'll be nothing to each other again." He sighed. "Lets hope we get this mission done quickly." Laxus said as he shut off the lacrima and fell back onto the bed.

He let out a large sigh as he closed his eyes and tried to distract himself. Then Laxus heard the bathroom door open. Opening one eye, he saw Cana walk out wrapped in only a towel.

"Where'd you put my bag, Sparky?"

"Over by the door." He said, closing his eyes again.

Laxus could hear Cana walk across the wooden floor and place her bag on the bed next to him. Listening to her breath, he calmed himself.

Opening the bag, Cana's eyes widened. What the hell is this.

"What the hell is what?" Laxus asked.

"Did you just read my thoughts?" Cana asked, alarmed.

"Are you an idiot? You just whispered what you were thinking and I heard it." He smirked.

"Oh, its nothing." Cana said. But it really wasn't nothing. Upon opening her bag, Cana was met by lingerie piece upon lingerie. Damnit Levy. Cana thought to herself.

"I'm going to get changed in the bathroom real quick." Cana let out a loose laugh before grabbing her bag and slamming the door behind her.

"Um.. Okay?" Laxus said. The two had been friends for years, changed in front of each other plenty of times, and even had sex. It was a little too late to be shy.

"What the hell, what the hell!" Cana repeated as she ripped her bag apart. Dumping the contents across the floor, Cana searched for something decent. "Bra, panties, guarders, more panties! Where are my pants..." Cana said to herself. "There!" Cana said as she spotted a pair of white shorts. "No neutral underwear... Those girls." Cana sighed.

Picking up an orange thong, Cana slid it on before her white shorts. Grabbing a matching orange bra, Cana snapped it on. "Did they pack me any shirts?" She asked herself. "Oh, just what I need." Cana said to herself as she held up a frilly shear pink skirt. Looking around, Cana saw a red bathing suit top and gladly switched it for her bra.

"Now just something else..." Cana said as she spotted the black sweatshirt Levy had her pack. Thank god. She said as she put it on and zipped it up half way. Looking at the mess she made, Cana shoved all her clothes back inside the bag and shut it quickly.

Making her way out of the bathroom, Cana looked at the clock. "Its lunch time already." Cana said.

"Are you hungry? I can make something." Laxus suggested.

"Oh! The big scary dragon slayer can cook?" Cana asked.

"Its not that hard." He said as he made his way to the kitchen. "What do you feel like?" He asked.

"How about the most expensive thing on the menu?" Cana asked.

"How about an omelet." He corrected.

"That works too." Cana said as she sat down at the table. Grabbing her bag from her side, Cana dumped out the contents and examined the cards. Cana looked over her cards and spun them around as she watched Laxus cook. He moved through the kitchen as if he were a real chef, cracking eggs with one hand and throwing knives like a real pro.

"Done." He said.

"Huh?" Cana was snapped out of her gaze.

"You better move the cards before I put the plate down on them." He warned.

"Oh!" Cana was blubbering like an idiot, but Laxus just smiled. It was good to be this close to her again.

"About the mission." He wasted no time trying to get this mission started so it would be over before he knew it. "There was report of suspicious figured in the casino and ballroom." Laxus started.

"They have a casino here." Cana said, her mouth full and eyes wide. "Man I totally know what I'm doing tonight." She laughed as she sat back in her seat.

"As I was saying. Were going down there to infiltrate tonight, so wear something nice." He added.


As night fell, Cana and Laxus got ready for the evening. Cana was taking her time in the bathroom which allowed Laxus to change into his clothes. He dressed in a tight fitted dark purple shirt that outlined his muscles of so deliciously. The black pants he wore were more formal than the skinny jeans he had on before, but they still clung to him perfectly. Simple black shoes protected his feet and he was ready. He sat on the bed, waiting for Cana to come out of the bathroom. He adjusted his watch until he heard the bathroom door click.

Walking out of the bathroom was a Cana that Laxus had never seen before. Her hair was up in a style he never knew existed. Her hair fell into itself like nothing he had ever seen. Her shoulders held up the tight black dress that fell to her feet. There was a leg slit on the left giving off just the right amount of sexy. "Oh I forgot my bag." Cana said as she turned around to grab a little silver bag which she had her lipstick and money. This revealed the back of the dress to Laxus who swore he was getting hard by the sight. The back of her dress had cut outs in the most intricate shapes that revealed everything from her shoulder blades to right above her butt. To say she looked amazing was an understatement.

"Mira called me while you were in the bathroom." Laxus said, catching Cana's attention. "She wanted me to, um, warn you that, uh, the dark wizards who are posing as employees are usually taking advantage of, uh, young and, um, beautiful women in the ballroom. So watch yourself out there." He said, stuttering along the way.

"How sweet of Mira to think of me." She smiled. "And to say I'm young and beautiful- how sweet!."

"Thats Mira for you..." Laxus said as he stared at his shoes, unable to look Cana in the eye.

"Alright." She said. "Lets go gamble!" She laughed as she opened the door.

"Infiltrate." Laxus corrected.

"Gamble, right." She said.


Guuuuuuuuys~ I HALF edited this one! OHMAHGAAD. I know. Unheard of! Hana actually doing her job as a fanfiction writer? What is this madness O.O Lol. Leave a review of what you think will happen, or what you would like to happen! As always, I love you guys and thanks for being you! ~Hana