Kitchen Disaster!
Everyone in the Hall of Origin knows that Jirachi is the cooking master. No matter what you give him to cook, he can make a good meal out of it. Heck he can probably make dirt into caviar if possible.
But his greatest challenge to his cooking is the fact that he's not a good teacher, can easily be distracted and quieted easily. That can lead to chaos.
Lot's of chaos.
Today, Jirachi was going to teach Celebi how to make his special pancakes, and Mew decided to invite himself into the session to learn as well, but this is mistake number one for Jirachi.
"Pppplllllllleeeeeeaaaaasss-" "Fine! I'll teach you as well, just.. be quiet while I show Celebi."
"Yay! I'm going to make the most awesome pancakes ever!"
Celebi and Jirachi just shook their heads and went back to the stove, where he started to explain how to right temperature on the batter.
"...and then once it's been about two minutes, flip over the pancake. You keep doing this about ten times and then you put it on a plate. You got all that?" Celebi was a bit confused from the long explanation and her face showed it, which made Jirachi stumble a bit.
"Ye-yeah I think so." She replied in a not-so confident tone.
Before she could even step up to the stove, Mew pipped up behind both of them, scaring them half to death.
"Is it my turn yet!?"
"Mew don't do that! You scared us!" Jirachi screamed at the hyper-cat.
"Well you said be quiet until you're done showing her how to cook it and you are, so is it my turn yet?" He said in a sweet, innocent tone, one that does not fool a certain legend.
"Hey Mew," Mew turned to see Celebi holding a spatula with an angry look on her face, "-run, run or your going to be a pancake next." Mew bolted out of the kitchen as fast as possible, while the two left in there turned back to what they were doing...
...only to see there was no pan on the stove anymore.
"Wow, this batter tastes good, got anymore!" Said someone behind them.
That someone is Genesect, who was eating the batter of the pan; which in the next second, was shoved in his mouth by the Time Traveler.
"Mmm, mmph mmm mphhmm..." Translated: Hey what was that for!
"If you don't leave now, that pan will be your death." Celebi said in a venomous voice, which scared off Genesect, who spat out the pan before leaving.
"...At least we have other pans... and more batter..." Jirachi said as he picked up the saliva soaked pan off the kitchen floor.
As all this had happened, the fire had been left unattended and the pilot fire decided to randomly shut off but the gas coming out hadn't, which was slowly starting to fill the medium-sized kitchen, mistake number two.
The two small Pokemon hadn't noticed but were barred from noticing once more as another legend decided to come into the kitchen, whom of which was another distraction.
"Oh hey Celebi, wanna leave this cooking loser and hang out with me." Victini said as he strolled in nonchalantly.
If one could see Celebi now, her face had veins popping from all the annoying distractions and the glare she gave the Victory Pokemon was one that could make even a black hole pop out of existence.
"Victini, leave. NOW." Holding the spatula as threateningly as possible, she also used the scariest voice she can possibly make, but that deter Victini from trying.
"Come on, I know you like me. Why are with cooking dork anyways?" If Jirachi hadn't been annoyed at the last snide comment, he is now as he flung one of the nearby knifes right over Victini's head.
"If you don't leave now, the next one isn't going to miss." Victini took this as a challenge and got ready to attack, which lead to mistake three as the kitchen was full of gas and some the hallway as well. And because of the last few disturbances, some of the other legends came to see what was up.
"I hope your ready Jirachi, FLAMETHROWER!" And the kitchen, the legends in it and outside it had their fates sealed. The second a tiny portion of the Flamethrower came out was the second all the gas ignited.
*BOOOOOOOOM!*
All that was left was the charred ruins of a kitchen, some hallway, and some legendary Pokemon.
"VICTINI!"
This is what you call a kitchen disaster.
*Cut to scene of explosion with a Flygon and a Scizor standing in the wreckage.*
So there we have it. What do you think Scizor X?
Never go into a kitchen ever again. Especially the Hall of Orgin's.
