Everything Wrong With 'Ed, Edd n Eddy's Hanky Panky Hullabaloo'
In Under 2500 Words
Spoilers (duh)
Link: watch?v=WO6NwDiSUVE
Background Scene:
Eddy: Get a grip, Romeo! That's a Kanker you're falling for!
Sin -1: Right off the bat minus one sin because this is my favorite episode in the series. Starting off with negative sins.
Sin 0: 0:30 The Kankers hate their creator for not letting them date the Eds.
Sin 1: 0:48 'It's for big Ed, Lee!' Who else would it be for?
Sin 2: 0:58 *Lee's locker has a bio hazard sticker* Nice of you to warn everyone, Lee.
Sin 4: 1:07 Two sins because of these two.
Sin 5: 1:25 'Let's learn! First one to class is a- what am I saying?' No one knows, Eddy. No one knows.
Sin 5: 1:29 'Isn't Valentine's Day wonderful?' Couldn't agree with you more, Double D. Minus one sin. Gonna be doing that a lot in this episode.
Sin 6: 1:50 Ed is completely in character this whole episode. This offends me very, yet I love it. So...sin, I guess?
Sin 7: 2:00 'Ed, your locker stinks like-' 'An onion!' Ed is the new google, finishing your sentences since 1999.
Sin 7: 2:05 'Girls do not like stinky breath.' He's right for once. Minus one sin.
Sin 6: 2:12 'A spider. Girls don't like them.' Holy sh*t, Ed, you're on a roll! Minus another sin.
Sin 5: 2:33 'Yup, Valentine's Day's just the same old grind for this chick magnet.' *giggles like a maniac*
Sin 6: 2:40 You hear that? That's the sound of tons of (really real) Eddy fangirls trampling each other to get first in line.
Sin 7: 2:40 Also the sounds of thousands and thousands of Edd fangirls trying to get Edd behind that counter for kisses.
Sin 8: 3:04 Aw, don't worry Eddy, I- I mean, we still love you. Even though you're mine and all other fangirls should back the f up, I mean...yeah, you the best, heh heh.
Sin 9: 3:33 'Ain't you supposed to give these things to girls?' And boys. My first boyfriend (now my ex) I gave a hand made Valentine's card. Like what May did. Except he didn't trample me in fear, lol.
Sin 10: 3:50 'You're the sweetest hunk of man in the land. Will you be mine?' Aw, that's so- '*Ed tramples May in fear*' And the moments ruined.
Sin 11: 4:02 'A customer!' Eddy puckers without looking. For all he knows that could be Lee Kanker. I mean, he just saw May, for her sisters to be right behind her wouldn't be a stretch.
Sin 12: 4:05 Again, thank God no 'Eddy/Kevin' shipping spawned from this. Blegch.
Sin 13: 4:16 Am I the only Eddy fangirl that wants to kick Kevin right in the-
Sin 14: 4:26 And now Kevin has the whole of Eddy AND Edd fangirls wanting to beat him. He better keep an eye out. Although he'd probably just give them detentions for 'sticking up for dorky.' He may be a dork, but he's our dork!
Sin 16: 4:34 '*kicks Eddy Move it, slouch!' GET THE F AWAY FROM HIM! TWO! TWO SINS FOR YOU!
Sin 17: 4:41 Aw, I would be beating Kevin to a pulp right now, but...*baby voice* Aw, May needs a hug.
Sin 18: 4:51 'I'm sure it's nothing like that. Ed's just being shy.' No, Edd, he hates her. Plain and simple.
Sin 20: 5:28 Am I really going to give two sins every time these guys show up? Yes. Yes I am.
Sin 21: 5:43 Dayum, you two. Finding some kind of porn in that book? Seems like something Eddy would do, 'cept with girls.
Sin 21: 5:55 'Boy am I parched!' Bwuhahahaha! Ed, never change. Minus one sin.
Sin 22: 5:59 'Some of us are here to learn.' No, Edd, that's just you.
Sin 23: 6:12 Edd is the first one to question his show's logic and physics.
Sin 24: 6:20 'This assignment is worth 40% of our term!' She doesn't care, Edd.
Sin 25: 6:32 'Oh way to go, numbskull! You ruined my shirt!' Don't worry Eddy, it'll be fixed in the next scene.
Sin 27: 6:59 Two sins for these two.
Sin 28: 7:04 'Ever shall a note be written. The plot gets thicker still!' Cupid Sarah breaks the fourth wall.
Sin 29: 7:26 Wait, these lockers have a dial AND a key? WHY?! Why does a locker need a dial and a key?! Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the dial to ALSO have a key? Wouldn't you need the key to use the dial? How does it work?!
Sin 30: 7:36 'To my sweet lambchop. Won't you be my Valentine? Love, May' Aw, that's so- *Eddy laughs* And the moment's ruined.
Sin 31: 7:37 Eddy's mouth goes through his shirt.
Sin 32: 7:48 Ostrich Ed
Sin 33: 7: 48 Hey Eddy, Ed catch your attention? (Where I paused it, Eddy's just looking at Ed's butt like 'Dayum. Nice ass)
Sin 33: 7:56 'That's not funny, Eddy!' Is kinda funny.
Sin 32: 8:01 'Girls don't bite, stupid. They just slowly nag you to death.' Eddy has never spoken truer words. Minus two sins for Eddy's words of wisdom.
Sin 33: 8:07 In this scene, neither Ed nor Eddy have their gyms bags. Yet without moving at all, they both have their gym bags in the next scene.
Sin 34: 8:17 'Hey, we're gonna be late for class, Double D!' Since when do you care?
Sin 34: 8:29 Aww, this quick scene. Edd just so in love he doesn't notice him being slammed in the gym doors. So sweet, cute...I love it! Minus a sin!
Sin 33: 8:38 HAHA, Rolf in this scene right here, man! Priceless!
Sin 34: 9:05 Wait, Rolf was just here, in the gym, but he's not in the gym line up, nor anywhere else in the gym. We didn't hear the doors open or close, so where'd he go? I swear, these kids are witches and wizards and should be going to Hogwarts, not some stinkin' muggle school.
Sin 35: 9:11 *Jonny climbs the rope* *plays scene from 'See No Ed'* 'Feed me a peanut, cuz I'm a monkey!'
Sin 36: 9:14 'Ok girls, let's sweat!' Ew, no. Sweating is for boys.
Sin 36: 9:30 Awwwwwww.
Sin 35: 9:33 AWWwwwwww...
Sin 30: 9:35 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...MINUS FIVE SINS! IT'S TOO CUTE!
Sin 31: 9:38 'Hey, no neck!' Aw, why'd you have to ruin the scene by talking, Kevin? Really?!
Sin 32: 9:42 STAY AWAY FROM EDDY YOU JERK!
Sin 33: 10:03 'ROPE BUUUUURRRRRN!' Oh no, Eddy! I'll help!
Sin 34: 10:11 '*Edd skips around Kevin*' *plays scene from 'Shoo Ed'* '*Jonny dances around Kevin* I'm the bike pixie!'
Sin 35: 10:16 Can't this be considered cheating? Edd doesn't cheat.
Sin 35: 10:28 'Look at her face. She's probably constipated again.' *laughs like a weirdo* M-Minus one sin! HAHA!
Sin 34: 10:46 'Look at me! I'm as helpless as a kitten in a tree!' He is hilarious and you will quote everything he says.
Sin 33: 10:59 Awww...she's actually concerned about Edd. Unlike Marie. If I did ship Eds/Kankers (Even though I don't) I prefer Edd/May to Edd/Marie. I do like Ed/May as FRIENDS, though.
Sin 34: 11:05 Ed looks happy to get a detention.
Sin 35: 11:07 Wow, the bell rang already? You were in class for, like, three minutes! We saw the whole class, they didn't cut anything off. That's the shortest gym period ever. Why isn't my gym class this short?
Sin 34: 11:19 Awww, adorable. Minus two sins.
Sin 35: 11:35 'Dude, are you seeing what I'm seeing?' Stop ruining the moment!
Sin 37: 11:42 Yup, two sins for these two. Their voices! UGH! That's worth a sin in itself!
Sin 38: The cupids' voices.
Sin 39: 11:58 And that is where the fandom-wide theory that Marie loves art came from. This one painting she did in art class that everyone seems to have to take.
Sin 39: 12:04 Awww...minus a sin.
Sin 40: 12:12 'Come on, come on! Before the teacher sees you!' What teacher? There in not a single adult in this whole school.
Sin 40: 12:52 Awwwww...
Sin 39: 13:03 Aww, this scene is so sweet. Minus another sin.
Sin 40: 13:21 You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
Sin 41: 13:31 'Gimmie that!' 'No, I can't! It's against squirrel policy!' Yeah Marie, respect the squirrel.
Sin 40: 13:38 'You're such a weirdo!' That's a good thing. Being weird means you're unique. Being weird is cool, and we need weird people in our lives. Minus two sins because Jonny's awesome.
Sin 39: 13:35 'Splish splash, I'm taking a bath, Eddy!' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Ok, ok I'm done. BWUAAAAAHAAAAAAA!
Sin 40: 13:55 These two float on top of the ink, leaving the others to drown in a sea of blackness.
Sin 41: 14:02 These two were floating on their stomachs on the ink, but only the entirety of their pants are covered. It should it the front of their pants AND shirts.
Sin 42: 14:14 Ok, I can understand the other tools, but why a toothbrush? That has no use whatsoever when busting open a locker.
Sin 43: 14:23 Wait, where'd the tools go? We see they're not on the floor. Did they teleport? SEE?! THIS IS WHY THESE KIDS SHOULD BE IN F'ING HOGWARTS, NOT AN F'ING MUGGLE SCHOOL!
Sin 44: 14:54 At least Eddy was somewhat considerate about breaking into Edd's locker. You just rip the door off of your sister's without considering that other people may steal her stuff. You two are b*tch*s.
Sin 45: 15:35 'Of course I washed my hands. Where do you think they've been?' What was Plank suggesting just now? Was Jonny borrowing Eddy's magazines?
Sin 46: 15:41 Jeez Rolf, what's with your lunch?
Sin 46: 15:53 Aw, Kevin's face. Minus a sin. That's just too cute.
Sin 45: 16:01 Choice-a-riffic.
Sin 46: 16:17 In this scene Rolf gets up and leaves the table. But when Ed, Eddy, Lee, and Marie enter literally three seconds later, he's sitting back down.
Sin 47: 16:37 Don't get in an argument with Eddy. He'll yell the heck outta ya.
Sin 48: 16:42 Get your hands off him!
Sin 49: 16:50 And spawns the fandom-wide theory that Marie LOVES cars.
Sin 50: 17:04 'Oh look Lee, wiener eyes.' Oddly sexual.
Sin 51: 17:12 'Girls hate toenails, Eddy.' Or maybe it's the fact that your foot stinks like sh*t.
Sin 52: 17:18 Jonny calls food fight but doesn't participate in it.
Sin 53: 17:18 Also, when was the last time you actually had a food fight in real life? This seems more like a cartoon thing that has never actually happened. Like candy only costing 25 cents or straight A's on your report card.
Sin 54: 17:37 OK, I'M GOING IN! GET THE F OFF OF EDDY, YOU B*TCH!
Sin 55: 17:47 *While Lee makes Eddy punch himself* Why're you hitting yourself? Why're you hitting yourself? Why're you hitting yourself?
Sin 56: 17:55 Aww, that's so- *Eddy grabs Edd by the neck* And the moment's ruined.
Sin 57: 18:13 'He's trouble with a capital R, May.' Coming from the girl who has a regular crush on him.
Sin 58: 18:13 Also, trouble begins with a T. Even Marie is not this dumb.
Sin 60: 18:21 'How could this happen? Chaos reins instead of love!' IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU MOTHERLOVING DUMB*SS!
Sin 55: 'May I have this dance?' Perfect combo of funny and cute. Minus five sins.
Sin 56: 19:28 Why is this water the antidote? Couldn't you just, like, pull the arrows out of their *ss*s?
Sin 57: 19:57 'Quick, up here! Far from his swings!' Cupid Sarah rhymes with something she couldn't possibly know was relevant until later.
Sin 58: 20:14 Honestly I think Rolf/Marie is a good shipping. I like it, and am therefore disappointed that it's not even a little close to canon.
Sin 59: 20:23 Plank doesn't swell up when Rolf splashes him and Eddy with the water.
Sin 59: 20:30 Heey, a gondola! That's Italian! I'm Italian! I've always wanted to go to Italy and ride in one! Minus a sin!
Sin 58: 20:40 I don't think it's wrong to be in love with a sandwich. I'm in love with my food, why can't Ed be?
Sin 57: 20:46 Ed's decides 'F*ck it' and eats like everything is normal.
Sin 58: 20:55 Aw, that's so- *Rolf splashes them* And the moment's ruined.
Sin 59: 21:15 'The harsh realities of your miserable lives have been restored!' Whenever you're done watching every single episode of an awesome TV show.
Sin 60: 21:20 'Rolf's weird, huh Plank?' Look who's talking.
Sin 61: 21:30 As usual, Eddy lazes around doing nothing while Ed and Edd do all the work.
Sin 62: 21:38 'What will Mother and Father think?' 'Quit yer blubbering. Me and Ed get at least two a week.' Which is why your parents are probably used to it.
Sin 63: 21:52 'Double D and Ma-ay, sitting in a tree.' 'K-I-S-S-I-N-G!' Shut up, you two.
Sin 64: 22:02 'Heck, Ed fell in love with a sandwich.' Once upon a time, I fell in love with a sandwich. Haven't been able to stop eating peanut butter sammiches since.
Sin 63: 22:08 'Love is like an onion, Double D. The more you peel away its layers, the more it stinks.' Minus two sins for Ed's words of wisdom.
Sin 64: 22:29 'It's only supposed to work on girls!' Oh that's nice.
Sin 64: 22:40 'Oh, I got it. Mouth to Mouth for Eddy!' At that moment, tons of Eddy fangirls wished to be in this episode so they could give him 'mouth to mouth.' ;)
Sins: 64
Sentence: LUMPY GERMS! (Mouth to mouth from Ed)
