A/N: Hey guys here's the next chapter! Hope you like it!
It was just another normal day at school (as far as normal could go in domain high at least) Kaiba and the Pharaoh were walking down the hall strutting their stuff. When they saw the drama teacher ran down the halls like a maniac, "Wow does that guy always have to be so dramatic?" said Kaiba.
"We should probably go and help out," said Yugi.
"I like that idea!" thought the Pharaoh, "Hey Kaiba let's go show him what drama really is!" The Pharaoh added rubbing his hands together sinisterly.
"Sure why not?" Kaiba said with and evil grin. In the background, a little ways away from the school you could hear the squeaky voice of a little child going "Mommy! Mommy! The Swing set blew up!"
"Two weeks! Two weeks!" The drama teacher was screaming at the music teacher.
"Two weeks to prepare everything!" The Music teacher just sat in her comfy red chair in the staff room drinking a cup of tea. She looked up angrily at the drama teacher, "So let me get this straight, we have two weeks to write a script, compose songs, host auditions, and get a crew ready for a spring musical play ?" she said.
"YESSSSSSS! That's what I've been saying for the past half hour! It's the principle's order!" said the drama teacher. Just then the tall brunette and the spikey haired punk walked in the room.
"OHHHH NOOOOOO! Two weeks? This is an outrage!" The Pharaoh mocked. The brunette just stood behind the other trying to supress a laugh.
"Come now Pharaoh don't be so judgemental this really is serious, if we don't put on a good show then we'll be the laughing stock of the country!" said the music teacher.
"Really Miss Julia? Really?" asked Kaiba .
"Yes really Seto! I'm pretty the school you go to effects your reputation," said the music teacher.
"Psht," Kaiba said truing his head away and tapping his foot impatiently.
"Ohh come on now, we're only here to help our beloved teachers!" said the Pharaoh flashing one of his radiant smiles. "Nice sweet talking," thought Kaiba.
"That's it!" yelled the drama teacher as he started to circle the two boys inspecting them, "You two can be of help! In fact this makes our work sooo much easier!" said the teacher excitedly. The two boys looked at each other not liking were this was going. "I have decided to leave this whole project to you two! In fact, it will be ten percent of your final drama grade and another ten percent of final music grade! You two will run the whole project we'll come to supervise and inspect your preparations," explained the teacher.
"Ten and Ten…Twenty percent of our mark? .CRAZY?" said Kaiba enraged.
"Ugh, we already have soo much work and now we have more?" wined the Pharaoh.
"Yes," said Miss Julia getting up from her seat, "Have fun!" she said walking out the room with the drama teacher; leaving the two boys mouth opened. Kaiba turned to the Pharaoh his icy cobalt eyes as sharp as daggers, "Remind me to NEVER listen to you again!" he said.
"Okay! But if I tell you not to listen to me won't that mean you will listen to me because you're not supposed to listen to me?" the Pharaoh asked.
"No I'm not going to listen to you if you tell me not to," said Kaiba clenching his teeth.
"But if you don't listen to me when I tell you not to, won't that be listening to me anyway?"
"No because I'm never going to listen to you!"
"But if I remind you and you don't listen that's listening,"
"Say what?" said Kaiba annoyed.
"What?" The Pharaoh said.
"What?" Kaiba said very irritated.
"What; What?"
"What are you talking about!?"
"I dunno I'm confused!"
"Ughhh, Forget this!" Kaiba said storming out of the room.
"I love annoying him!" said Pharaoh chuckling to himself.
The next day the two boys started getting ready for the production. Ruling the school came in really handy when you had tasks like these. Kaiba had the artists and graphic designers on poster duties, the music club on song composition, and booked gym one (the one with the stage) for two months straight. The Pharaoh sat down with the drama team explaining his idea for the play and what he wanted the script to be like. In one week everything was prepared for the auditions. Gigi and her entrouge were passing by when Gigi caught Tea reading the poster. "You better not be thinking of auditioning," Gigi warned, "I mean if you made it through the musical would be more of a flop then your hair!" she said her girls snickering behind her.
"For your information, I wasn't going to audition but now I think I should just to prove you wrong!" Tea said.
"Ya? And how do you except to do that?" Gigi asked.
"FREINSHIP!" Tea said as Gigi rolled her eyes. "What? You look like I said something crazy," Tea said.
"You did," said Gigi arrogantly.
"That's not crazy this is crazy," Tea said waving he hands in the air yelling, "Did you know Monkeys invented chocolate?!" Everyone turned to stare at her.
"Wow you really aren't crazy," Gigi said sarcastically, walking away.
The next morning the two boys sat in the auditorium facing the large stage with thick purple curtains, which was filled with students ready for auditions. Kaiba cleared his throat, "As you all know the spring musical is very important to this school, and you are all given a chance to prove yourself, but if you're her to waste our time I suggest you leave now," a couple people quickly made their way to the door. "Good." He said.
The Pharaoh walked towards the stage and addressed the students, "Oh my fellow students we must work together to hold up our school's reputation! I know time is limited, and work hours are long but it will all pay off when we rise to victory! Are you with me?" the students cheered and Kaiba just rolled his eyes. The Pharaoh satisfied with the outcome of his speech turned to Kaiba, "Anything you want to add?"
"Ya what's up with your outfit you look like a mail man!" Kaiba asked scoffing. Pharaoh looked down at himself, he was wearing puffy blue pants with high brown boots, a navy blue T-shirt with a brown leather jacket on top, a white scarf thrown lazily around his neck and a beret that made his spiky hair spike downwards and stick out in many angles. He was also holding a megaphone.
"This?" the Pharaoh asked, "It's classical director's sheek! It's a musical I have to look the part! Duh!" he added, "BTW I didn't want to look; what's the word again? Oh ya BORING!"
"I do not look boring," Kaiba said looking down at himself (he was wearing his white suit with the blue tie) "I'm the producer; you know the guy who pays for this all and the guy who gets to make all the final decisions! So if I'm going to do business I have look like I mean business," Kaiba said in a matter-of- fact tone.
"What .Ever!" the Pharaoh said making his voice squeaky when he said ever. The he took a seat in his director's chair a glint in his eyes. He did a hair flip and snapped his fingers high in the air, "Hello, where are my refreshments?" he said sounding like a spoiled brat. Kaiba rolled his eyes and muttered, "Give me a break!" at the Pharaoh's antics. Just then a crowd of pretty girls came in surrounding the Pharaoh's chair offering him snacks and drinks wiping his face and holding a mirror so he could stare at himself.
"Two can play at that game," Kaiba said as he raised is fingers and snapped, "Cushion!" he called. More girls came running in dragging the nerd by his hands across the room dumping him in front of Kaiba. The girls glared at the nerd, getting the message he got on all fours with Kaiba's feet on his back as the girls smiled widely at Kaiba.
"Hey look it's a otto man, get it? Cuz he's a man and he's used as a footstool which is also called an ottoman…Get it get it?" the Pharaoh said nodding his head.
"I get it, it's just not funny besides I prefer human footstool," Kaiba smirked making himself comfortable.
The Pharaoh shrugged and raised the megaphone to his lips, "Start the auditions!"
The auditions did NOT go smoothly. By the time the pair were half way through the auditions they were in distraught. Kaiba had practically pulled his hair out, the girls trying to restrain him from ruining his perfect little head. He also had already kicked out at least ten people and insulted almost everyone to the point where they were probably scarred for the rest of their life. The Pharaoh was slumped in his seat groaning and whining while his girls were wiping the sweat off his face, fanning him and pampering him. " ' .THIS…THERE ARE IBICSLIES!" Kaiba screamed.
"Don't worry Kaiba as long we believe in each other right?" said Pharaoh.
"I don't believe in you," Kaiba replied.
"But I believe in you twice as much! And besides we have to so this Seto, think about the school, and think about all your hard work, think about your pride!" That hit Kaiba hard.
"Fine, but if I go down then I'm taking you with me!" he said.
With that the pair decided to continue and believe it or not the auditions were taking an upturn. More familiar faces appeared, making the auditions quite interesting. "Next," called the Pharaoh, and then came in Serenity she decided to sing Nobody's Perfect, the Pharaoh was very happy with performance, Kaiba on the other hand Kaiba said, " That's song is soooo wrong! Apparently Selena Gomez doesn't know about me! Nobody's perfect please! Seto Kaiba means perfect!" he complained.
"Umm Selena Gomez didn't sing it…"
"Next!"
Then Uncle Sam came wobbling in, smiling like a mad man. "You may begin," so Uncle Sam started moving himself like a madman shaking his body in the oddest of angles and occasionally shaking his booty in their faces.
Kaiba had enough of this nonsense, "Uncle Sam…WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" he asked.
"I'm dancing!" Uncle Sam said like it was obvious.
"Well then…GET OUT!" Kaiba yelled.
"Next!" then walked in was Tea, "Okay so I'm going to do a little dancing to the song Party rock anthem," They watch her doing her dancing (you guys all know what that looks like).
"Hmmm…I like it!" said the Pharaoh.
"I guess it was okay," Kaiba agreed. "Go with the Jo? Who's that?" Kaiba asked.
"Ohhh I know him! He's sooo good you're going to love him!" Pharaoh replied.
"He better be good or else…I'll rip this picture you made!" Then Joey walked in dressed up like a gangster without a word he started break dancing.
After he finished The Pharaoh began clapping, "I Like it!" he exclaimed.
"If you asked me, the mutt looks like he can't afford a decent pair of pants the fit on him cuz his keep falling!" Kaiba complained. Then he took a piece of paper with a crudely drawn face of the Pharaoh who had a stickman body and ripped it in half.
"NOOOOOO! How could you! How could you rip a picture of my face! It's just so beautiful! You're cruel Kaiba! Real cruel!" The Pharaoh weeped.
Then Gigi came in, "I'll show you boys what a real performance is!"
"Next!"
Then came in Uncle Sam, again. But this time he had a fake bushy mustache on.
"What are you doing here again?" Kaiba asked annoyed.
"What are you talking about this is my first time!" Uncle Sam said.
"You were just here Uncle Sam!"
"No! That was my twin brother,"
"You don't have a twin brother and besides you're fully wearing the same ridiculous outfit!"
"No! That's Uncle Pam! I'm the more handsome one!" Uncle Sam stopping his foot. And then his mustache fell off. "Look over there!" he shouted running off the stage.
"Next," then came in Tristan he started juggling some orange and purple balls singing horribly pitched. Pissed off, Kaiba took nerd's glasses and threw them at Tristan, "This is a musical audition Taylor not a circus!" he said.
"Oh right, right!" Tristan said as he dropped the balls and started snapping from side to side while singing in his horribly pitched voice. Completely irritated, Kaiba took nerd's shoes and threw them both at Tristan who walked off the stage screaming like a girl.
"Next," then Uncle Sam walked in again this time wearing box over his head that had horribly drawn smiley face on it and a fake mustache. Kaiba, no longer able to hold it in, walked up on the stage and violently took off the box and threw aside only to reveal Uncle Sam wearing another mustache. Kaiba ripped off the mustache and threw a couple punches at his face.
As Kaiba came back to take his seat the Pharaoh turned to him "Well this has been a successful day don't ya think?
"You have to have a group of actors, no exceptions!" Miss Julia exclaimed.
"But there are all imbiciles with no acting skills!" Kaiba replied.
"Hey I think the last guy was pretty awesome," The Pharaoh said, nodding his head.
"Pharaoh, how many times do I have to tell you, the guy was the janitor he was moping not auditioning!" Kaiba was becoming very irritated.
"It doesn't matter find a group," Miss Juilia continued.
"Why can't we just have a one man show?" Kaiba asked
"Ya, starring Moi!" the Pharaoh stated.
"No, now back to work!" Miss Julia said.
"Wow I never thought I'd hear someone say that to me…" Kaiba shook his head and left the room.
Once they pair had gathered a few people for the show they started to assign roles. "Okay so Gigi is lead actress, Joey is the doctor, the Pharaoh is the lead male and the rest of you are dancing eye balls," Kaiba said.
"What? I really think I can do better than a dancing eye ball," Tea said
"You're a pretty good dancing right had lots of practice and stuff?" Kaiba asked
"Yup!"
"Okay then here, you're a dancing eyelash now, be graceful on your feet, like an eye lash in the breeze,"
Tea just stood the dumbfounded. The Pharaoh pulled Kaiba to the side to talk to him, "I think we need another role for Uncle Sam before he ruins our set and burn our eyes with his dancing…" Pharaoh suggested. Kaiba walked over to Uncle Sam, "It's our lucky day Uncle Sam I'm giving you a special job, you're going to be the sun and when I give you the signal you come out okay?"
"What's the signal?" Uncle Sam asked. As Kaiba was thinking of a signal someone in the hall screamed "You're an idiot!"
"That," Kaiba said pointing to the source of the sound.
"So what is this play about?" Serenity asked.
"Isn't obvious?" The Pharaoh asked, "It's a tragic story of a girl who was born with horrible eyesight and was destined to go blind, while in the hospital her big brother's loser friend was trying to hit on her but she was way out of his league, meanwhile her brother's best friend won a million dollars (mainly the help with his cool and awesome and amazing spirit of a 5000 year old pharaoh) and got her eyesight back. Then the first the first thing she saw was her brother trying to commit-"
"So technically it's a long and twisted version of my life…"
"Pretty much"
"Wow that must have taken long, how many friends did you have to go through before you chose this one?"
"Well, I was going to do it on a kid whose parent's died and was an orphan and somehow got adopted by a rich business man. Where the older brother was a total nerd and took over the company at the age of 12 and since he became popular, he was considered a genius and not a nerd…"
"Hey that's nothing like my life," Kaiba said
"Who said I was talking about you? Oh and can we borrow your clothes serenity, you know for the play,"
"And a close up picture of your eyes we need to know how many lashes you have," Kaiba added
"No need Tristan's here and she has exactly 32!" Tristan proudly announced.
"Creepy," both Kaiba and Pharaoh said together. So in the practice went surprisingly smooth and soon they were ready for the real thing. It was the night of the play and everyone was getting ready while Gigi started stressing out. "It's the night of the play and no one here is acting like a professional, I bet the moment the go on stage they will forget their lines!" Gigi said. The Pharaoh stepped in front of her and brought out the attitude, "Girl it's time for you to suck it up and go for it, when you signed up you should have known that you would have to deal with this. After all, this is showbiz!"
"That and we have the girls with cue cards," Kaiba added.
"Cue cards really? Like the audience isn't going to see that!" Gigi complained. "Why couldn't the play be on me instead of Serenity, I mean ya, she's pretty and can totally can be part of my entourage but I'm so much better!"
"Well when you have a life changing moment in your life come and tell me and then I will make it an Oscar worthy play," The Pharaoh replied.
"Life turning! It's an arrogant version of Serenity getting her eyesight back, I quote "So the world can see my beautiful eyes and I can see the less attractive world!" Kaiba said.
"Brilliant right?" the Pharaoh said. Soon the curtains opened and the show went smoothly, until the music number. The music number…. "Okay everyone places!" Serenity said from backstage. Gigi was wearing a trench coat over her outfit. "What are you doing?" Kaiba asked.
"Wait and you'll see," Gigi replied. As the lights came on and the music started Gigi was on the stage but before she started singing she threw off her jacket revealing a super sparkly pink dress. One of the buttons on the jacket hit the Pharaoh, ("My eye!") who tripped and fell off the stage.
"What do we do now?" Nerd said a clipboard in his hands.
"Hey Kaiba can you come over here?" Serenity asked.
"What is it? Can't you see I'm busy trying to think of a genius plan to fix this mess!" Kaiba said as he walked towards Serenity.
"Good luck," she said pushing him on stage. Gigi danced her to Kaiba "What are you doing here?" she whispered to him (It was time for the dancing solo of the eyeballs/eyelashes)
"I need to fill in for the Pharaoh thanks to someone," Kaiba replied.
"Sorry… but do you even know the words?"
"Yea…no, not really,"
Then Pharaoh catching on to what was happening snapped his fingers, "Cue cards!" and then the pretty girls came with the cue cards waving them like they were posters and Gigi started to sing, "My pretty eyes they twinkle just like the stars in space,"
"My pretty eyes they sparkle and add beauty to my face," Kaiba sang. Then Gigi stepped in to take the spotlight,
"My pretty eyes they love me
And I love them to!
Why should I talk to you?
When I can flutter 32,
My pretty eyes and me!
My pretty eyes and me!
Gigi sang on the top of her lungs, raising her hands and accidently pushing Kaiba off the stage. This caused Kaiba to fall on top of the Pharaoh, whose largest spike stabbed one of Kaiba's eyes.
Then Joey rushed to the front of the stage and started to break dance and started to rap,
"Ya listen up guys cuz this ain't no lie,
We're not like any other eyes,
We are perfect in shape and size
And we shine like diamonds in the sky,"
Joey rapped. Then Tea jump in front of him and said, "Respect! To friendship!" crossing her hands while doing the peace sign with her fingers. Pharaoh began to clap and whoop and Kaiba completely frustrated turned to him and yelled, "You're an idiot!"
Then Uncle Sam came in dancing like there was no tomorrow dressed in his sun costume, "Uncle Sam, Uncle Sam, Uncle Sam is dancing, is dancing!" he sang. Then Serenity came and got everyone off stage. Reluctantly, Kaiba and Pharaoh got on stage and bowed. While they bowing in shame Serenity pushed them off the stage, twisted her cap backwards, crossed her hands in peace sign and said "Haller!" Instantaneously, everyone in the audience stood up and began to clap and whoop. Miss Julia made her way to the producer and his partner in shame the director,
"I'll give you a B+"
"A B+!" Kaiba yelled, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD I WORKED WITH THESE MORONS! I GOT A LIFE LONG INJURY IN THE PROCESS AND ALL I GET IS A MESSALY B+"
Then the Pharaoh lit up, "I know exactly what my next play is going to be about. Two friends trying to put on a play with a bunch of morons and in the process the less cool friend gets a lifelong injury and in the end they get a B+"
Just then Serenity came passing by "How do you come up with such brilliant ideas?" she said sarcastically.
"I don't know they just come to me," he said while Serenity rolled her eyes.
"LIKE I WAS SAYING, YOU BETTER CHANGE OUR GARDE TO AN A OR I WILL RUIN YOUR CARRER AND YOU'LL NEVER SHOOT ANOTHER PLAY OR TEACH FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISRABLE LIFE!" Kaiba hollered.
"No! I will not stand here and be talked like that; in fact I'll change it to a C,"
"DON'T YOU DARE OR ELSE!"
Miss Julia put her hands on her hips "Or else what?" she asked
"UNCLE SAM!" Kaiba called.
"Yesss" he said
"Show Miss Julia what your made off, dance like you mean it!"
Uncle Sam became really happy, "Really?" he asked.
Kaiba nodded his head. In seconds the teacher was crying "Stop, please! I'll change it to an A, just make it stop!"
Kaiba grinned "Make it A+ and we have a deal,"
"FINE!"
"Uncle Sam you can leave now".
The next day, Kaiba and the Pharaoh were walking through the halls after their third period English class both of them wearing an eye patch. "This is so embarrassing! This eye patch so doesn't go with my outfit!" the Pharaoh complained.
Kaiba rolled his eyes and then sighed, "I guess I have to agree with you, not only was our play a flop but now I have to walk around wearing this ridiculous eye patch, you should really consider getting a haircut, in fact I'll pay for it anything to get those deadly spikes off your head!"
"Well, excuse me for having great hair! Do you know how much skill it takes to have hair like this?"
"Hey boys!" Gigi said as she passed by. The two of them just stared at her, not because of her looks but because she was wearing…
"An eye patch?" the Pharaoh asked
"Yea, everyone is wearing them; I thought you knew considering you two were the first ones to wear them,"
"When did this 'trend' begin again?" Kaiba asked
"Hmmm…I think half way through first period or something like that!" with that Gigi walked away heading to her next class.
"I take that back, this eye patch totally goes with my outfit!" The Pharaoh exclaimed.
"Hey guys!" Duke said walking toward them waving, "It's been a while since I've seen you guys! I was sick for a week so I haven't been at school. Btw never eat anything Joey gives you…Oh and what's up with the eye patches? Everyone is wearing them…"
The Pharaoh and Kaiba looked at each other and smirked back at Duke, "New trend!" they both said high-fiving and with that they turned and made their way to the next class leaving Duke in his confusion.
"You miss one week…" he said shaking his head.
A little ways away from the school you could hear the squeaky voice of a little child going "Mommy! Mommy! Now my Sand Box blew up!"
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