Chapter three of What if

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Some people are listed more than once because they followed either me or my stories and put it as their favorite. Today, the chapter is based off of the 3rdepisode. Since she is a girl it might not be as hectic; keep in mind I said might. Now, on with the Ouran!

Chapter three of What if?

Brrrrrriiiiinnnnggg!

Crack!

Ugh, damn alarm clock; it deserved to die. Now I need to buy another alarm clock. I might want to ask Mori where he gets his; he has to have broken dozens of them by now.

Even though I get up early everyday I'll never get used to it or like it. I got dressed; made my dad breakfast with a note saying I left, and then went out to see the hosts waiting in front of my apartment complex.

"Ohayo, minna" I said still cranky

"Not a morning person I see" Kyoya said while writing on his clip board.

"Join the club, Haruhi" Hikaru began, "None of us are one for the morning" Kaoru finished

"O that reminds me, Mori, Honey, where do you get our alarm clocks? I keep breaking mine every week and it's getting expensive. I figured you two have gone through your fair share of these growing up in fighting and all." I said while getting in the limo

"Kyoya orders them for us." Mori said.

"Kyoya can you tell me where you get them from, please?" I asked

"I'll get one for you if you'd like, but you have to have five more requests to earn it." He said

"Ok, it's a deal." I replied

Time skip to the end of the day hosting

"Hey Haruhi, wait up!" The twins yelled while running. I stood in place while they caught up to me.

"Hi, guys." I said after they got beside me.

"Hi Haruhi, did you hear about what's happening tomorrow?" Kaoru asked

"No, what's happening tomorrow?" I asked

"The school's having the yearly physical." Hikaru answered

"Ok, why did you bring it up now?" There must be a reason why they'd mention it now instead of tomorrow morning.

"To warn you" they chorused

"Why would I need warning about a physical?" I asked while narrowing my eyes in suspicion. What the hell are they up to?

They shrugged and said "Don't say we didn't warn you!" and walked away. For the rest of the day I was thinking about what they were talking about.

The next day at school

Ugh. I found out what they meant by warning me. The hosts have their fan girls (and a few boys) watch them while they take the end part of their physical, shirtless. After the guys were done, I went into the room and took mine. When I was done, a nurse came into the room.

"Miss Fujioka, young master Otori would like to know if you'd be doing the same as the others." She said. But, seeing the color drain from my face she added "in an outfit of course! Not shirtless; we wouldn't want you to do that! Here, it is an outfit just like mine except it's a little bit shorter." She held up a short pink nurse outfit with high heels and a hat.

"Um, sure." I said while taking the outfit from her. Before she left, she whispered to me "between you and me, it would cause a riot. Just because they're rich doesn't mean they aren't perverts!" I nodded in agreement. She was so true in so many ways. I quickly dressed in my outfit and walked out of the room and put on a shy expression.

"K-konichiwa m-minna" I pretend stuttered while looking down and messing with the hem of my costume. After that, I heard screams of "Cute!". Well that was easy. Let's see what all I can do with this. I smile as cutely as I could and responded to their praise.

"Thank you! I thought I looked weird in this outfit, thanks for the boost of confidence! But, I bet I would be a horrible nurse. What do you think?" I chirped. The crowd was in an uproar! Guys were screaming my name and saying "You are so cute!", "Nurse Haruhi!" and "You can nurse me any day!" the last one started to creep me out so I decided to go; this should have gotten me at least fifteen requests at the club.

"Thanks minna! I need to go, duty calls! Ja Ne!" I said with a wink and walked back into the room to change. When I finished, I walked out to see the hosts there waiting for me. Tamaki glomped me in a hug saying I was too cute and what not. Finally, he got off of me and we went to the host club for our after school session (A/N: the physicals took all day long.).

"Alright hosts" Kyoya said "today we will be the basic things kids want to be when they grow up. Tamaki, you'll be a police officer. The twins will be firemen. Honey will be a baker. Mori will racecar driver. And Haruhi will be a nurse due to the uproar that she singlehandedly caused by only saying only eight sentences." Damn him! I thought it was a onetime deal. Now I'm the kawaii nurse Haruhi for the day!

Time skip to Haruhi before going to sleep

It turns out; being 'Nurse Haruhi' was fairly easy. All I had to do was "accidentally" bump into someone, give them a bandage where ever I hit them, give them a cliché complement while giving them a lollipop and they'd faint! I need to stop assuming the worst of everything! I hope tomorrow everything is as easy as it was today!

That's it, minna! I'm sorry about not updating every week as planned for the past two or three weeks. I hope you can forgive me! I think I'm going to make a chapter for every episode then a story per season. Tell me what you think, I'm open to suggestions and I'd be willing to add some suggestions. Oh and by the way, fully flame me if you want just keep in mind a few things:

*I don't care how cliché or whatever it is; if you don't like it don't read it.

*I'm volunteering to do this because this is what I want to do.

*I take it as a constructive criticism, but there is a difference between constructive criticism and trying to piss me off

*If you want things to change or be different, be nice about it. Being mean won't help anyone.

*Last but not least, I love all my reviewers! As my mother says: "Kill people with kindness!" so if you hate me I love you! You'll eventually like me one way or another!

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~ K-Chan