"Bowser woke up, thinking it was all a strange dream, when he looked at the clock. Time: One O'Clock AM. Man, He thought to himself, Must have been some bad food… Like a moldy thing of mustard. But before he could finish his full thought he can face to face with her. "Raise and shine!" Kyu said to the sleepy king, "We've got a lot of work to do if you're going to get some tail!" The Koopa looked at the weird fairy and thought 'This is going to be one of those days, isn't it?' Kyu went into her purse and pulled out the latest in dating Tech, the Huniebee 2. "This is going to help you find matches in Age, Personality, and even sexuality for ya!" Kyu said as she gave the Koopa the device, "Plus, it can help you with conversation topics! Isn't is just great?" Bowser Mumbled as he tried use the tiny screen with his claws, "Can't you make this a little bigger?" Kyu forgot about his shape and size, so she changed it big enough so he can use it correctly. "Now, best you get some cloths. No one wants a streaker." She said giggling while she looked for something for him to wear. Bowser just looked at the 'phone' and fiddled around with some of the buttons, he was trying to find the 'call home' button, or at least the 'refund' button. Just when he found what he hoped could be the former, Kyu poked his nose to get his attention. "Hey Bow-Wow, I got something that could fit ya." She handed him a tank top, sandals, and a pair of shorts that were comfy and easy to wear. "Okay, there's some rules if you're going to help me," Bowser stated with a growl in his voice, "One, NEVER CALL ME BOW-WOW! I AM NOT A DOG! I'M THE FEARSOME KING BOWSER KOOPA! SON OF KING!" But before he could finish his rant Kyu booped his nose again, stating that they were going to head out soon and he should get something to cover his eyes. The first girl that Kyu had in mind was Tiffany Maye, since she was on break she had a bit more free time on her hands. "So, all you really need to do is go up and talk to her," Kyu said to him, "Just remember, if you strongBloop/strong up, don't blame it on me." Bowser, begrudgingly, went up to the girl and tapped her shoulder. That's weird, Tiff thought to herself, There shouldn't be any trees around heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrre. She let out a scream at the sight of Bowser, the sheer size alone freaked her out, let alone the fact that a giant turtle with hair was there. "Whoa! Calm down!" He said trying to calm her, "I'm not going to eat ya! I'm just here to ask you a few questions." Tiffany stood there speechless of the fact a Giant Turtle with hair was talking to her, she was about to faint, but she figured to at least say something. "Ha-Hi.." Bowser looked at her and asked for a name, "My name's Tiffany, Ya-yours?" She looked at his Fiery Red eyes, and after a little bit, she heard a name she never thought she would hear. "Bowser Koopa." "BA-BA-BA-BOWSER?!" Now she really was scared, she thought that he would kid nap her, maybe force her to sleep with him, she stood there frozen in fear. He sighed and stated that he was going to try the dating thing, after twenty years of not doing it, so she was safe. She looked stunned, how did Bowser get here? Was she dreaming? Was she drunk and she thought she saw a giant turtle man? Or was it something she ate? These thoughts span around her head until he started to ask questions, "So… Any family? I'm not going to do anything to them, unless you're like really young and you know someone older than yourself." Tiffany looked at him, kind of scared to see what would happen if she lied, she told him the truth. "I...I have a mom… I'm only twenty…" Bowser looked at her and slowly stat down on the bench, making her feel a little less tense, "Do you talk to your mom often?" he asked the girl. She stopped feeling fear for a moment and thought about it, "No…Not really." Bowser kind of was shocked, seeing how her life was, "Why not?" He said in a kind of fatherly voice, "Family is the most important thing one can have. More than riches and jewels, that's the whole reason why I'm doing this." Tiff sat down, feeling not one hundred percent safe, but safe enough to explain why. "Well… She's a porn star… And I don't really want to follow that path way…. I guess I'm kind of ashamed of her…" That was when the Koopa moved his hand onto her shoulder, she got really tense, but it just seemed to lay there. "I can relate…. The Koopalings' mom left because of some other guy showing up that happened to be wealthier than I was at the time…. She left me with the kids and ran off…." He sighed, as Tiff moved a bit away from his claw. "Look Kid," he stated, "The last thing you want is a broken family." He stood up, and shucked her hand, and then he started to head back to his hotel. Tiffany kind of was shocked that the main bad guy in the Mario Games she played gave her advice; maybe she should talk to her mom… Maybe she found someone that could maybe complete her family as well.