A/N: I'm sorry that I haven't exactly been active... I had a bad case of writer's block. Forgive meeeeeee. Warning: The following chapter is extremely weird and makes no sense at all... Enjoy. ;)


Mack's POV

I need to talk to Brady. I can understand that our situation seems hopeless but would it kill us to try? I've been looking for him all over the place. Including Tori's house (Don't ask me how I got there). I end up next to a locker but before I keep walking I run into someone.

"Sorry, I wasn't paying attention." The guy said before turning around. My eyes widened. It was Brady but his hair was brown. Brown. "Brady? What happened to your hair?" I asked him. "Uh, sorry to ask but how do you know my name? Or how I'm a natural blonde?" He asked.

You're kidding. "Brady, It's me, Mack." Brady looks nervously between me and... Jade? "Look, Mack. I hav to get back to my girlfriend. We can talk later though so you can meet the gang." He shook my hand and ran to Jade. I just stood there with my jaw on the floor. Did that just happen?

Next thing I know, Tori walks up to me. "Hey, Mack." She say casually. I look at her like she's crazy. "Did you know about Brady and Jade dating each other?" I ask. "What?!" She yells. "You mean no one else knew?" She shakes her head.

Now Beck is walking up. Oh God. "Tori, who's your friend?" Now it's Tori's turn to look at him like he's crazy. "Beck, It's Mack! Our friend?" Tori gestures towards me and I make a "duh" face."Sorry." He walks away. "What the heck is going on?" I ask. Tori shrugs. Now Robbie. What the hell? Are we running some kind of strange occurence shop?!

"Have you guys seen Cat?" Oh. He has roses for some reason... "No... Why?" Tori asked nervously. Tori took a sip of her soda. "She called me and she was crying..." he began. Tori took another sip and I nodded, anxious for him to continue. Robbie gripped the flowers. "She's pregnant." He finished. "Pffffffffttt!" Tori spit out. My eyes bulge. Tori cleans herself and glares at Robbie. "Shapiro!" she screamed.

"Tori, I can explain." Robbie said slowly. "How the living hell do you explain that?" She asked wiping off some soda. "Ever since Mack and Brady came things have been happening." He says. "I guess that's kind of true but how do you blame that on someone?" Tori asks. "Because Cat has never... you know." Robbie blushes. I sigh. "I am standing right here. And the only way one of us would have something to do with would be Brady doing something, which by the way, he didn't!" I yell whisper

"Robbie she has a point... Maybe... Cat's not as innocent as we thought." Robbie frowns. This might be because of the difference between a TV show and a movie.

"Help!" We all turn and see a bloody Jade limping into the school. All three of us run towards her. "Jade, what happened?" Robbie asks. She only falls. "Jade!" Tori screamed. I kneel next fo her. She pulls me down and whispers; "There's a way out. Wait for... being in the rain will take you home and there will be no evidence that any of this happened. Prome." She collapses and paramedics run in.

"We shall take it from here, citizens!" They pick her up and run out. Robbie clears his throat. "I gotta get to... Cat." He drifts off and stares at something. Me) and Tori sigh. Haven't we had enough nonsense? We look at where Robbie's looking and we see it... Well, her actually.

Cat was standing there in a black dress with heels. Her hair was black, too. She looked goth because she had eyeliner circling her eyes. My wild guess is that Robbie is about to have a spasm. She begins walking this way. Everyone else is maing wolf whistles as she passes by.

She reaches Robbie. "Cow Wow." She says before dissapearing. Well that made me uncomfortable...

Andre walks up. "Get ready for the best performance ever." He backs up and waves goodbye. Uh oh.


I'm faling just like before we got to Hollywood Arts. "Gravity hurts, you made it so sweet, till I woke up on the concrete!" My face smashes into the floor. OUCH. I'm in a prison. Is this the episode where they all went to prison in Yerba?

I look up and Tori is there holding her hand out for me. I smile and get up. But I swear I just heard Katy Perry. Tori is in a jumpsuit. "I was looking for you so we could start the song. Come on." She pulls me to the area. Oh gosh. Music starts but it's not 'I Want You Back'... It's 'Do What U Want' by Lady Gaga! This song didn't even exist back then! They've started dancing and it's the same dance for 'I Want You Back' and everything... It took me a whle to realize that I'm dancing too.

Yeah. Turn the mic up.

I feel good. I walk alone but then I trip over myself and I fall.

I. I stand up, and then I'm okay.

But then you print some s**t that makes me wanna scream.

So do what you want, what you want with my body.

Do what you want, don't stop, let's party.

Do what you want, what you want with my body.

Do what you want, what you want with my body.

Write what you want, say what you want bout me.

If you're wondering, know that I'm not sorry.

Do what you want, what you want with my body!

What you want with my body!

You can't have my heart and you won't use my mind but do what you want with my body.

Do what you want with my body.

You can't stop my voice cause you don't own my life but

do what you want with my body

do what you want with my body

Early Morning, longer nights.

Tom Ford, private flights.

crazy schedule, fast life.

And then the song just stoped ans we're back at the lunch table, Jade's fine, Brady is a blonde, Cat is a redhead in normal clothes, and Beck apparently knows who I am. Whoa. We need to get out of here before that happens again. More importantly, me and Brady have to get ready for Prome. And lunch.

A/N: So If that made any sense it was certainly not supposed to.. lol. The next chapter won't be COMPLETELY random. I promise. PM me any suggestions or if you just wanna say wassup. Please review. ... Yup.