A/N: I want to apologize for not saying i got a few ideas from Veggie55 from the last 2 chapters. It was an accident HONESTLY. If you don't believe it, i won't mind if you report me, i understand.

Redfootherocker: You do know that Mufasa is played by James Earl Jones. Who also is Darth Vader.


New Chuck Norris

Kovu roared down into the gorge and listened to his echo. He groaned, "Every time I roar, it's not loud enough to make the gorge walls vibrate."

Nala and Simba walked up to Kovu. Nala asked, "What're you doing?"

"I'm trying to get my roar to echo loud enough so it can vibrate the walls. Right now would be a good opportunity, since the wildebeest aren't here." He explained. Simba placed his paw on his chin. He asked, "Can I give it a try?"

"Hah! I don't think your lungs can handle it, but go at it gramps!" He laughed. He cleared his throat and deafeningly roared into the gorge. Not only did the walls vibrate, but a few boulders fell down and the ground shook making it feel like an earthquake just happened. Kovu and Nala both started shaking. Simba laughed at them both and walked away. Nala whispered, "Africa, we now have a Chuck Norris."

Kovu nodded. He added, "You have been warned."

And Around

Simba looked at his reflection in the water. Kiara came up to him and giggled, "Wow! I didn't think you'd be a vain lion, daddy."

He didn't laugh along with her. He just kept looking at his reflection. She noticed his discontent and she nuzzled him. He asked, "Can I ask you a question?"

She stopped nuzzling him and gave him a concerned look. She answered, "Yeah. You can."

He took a deep breath and asked, "Do you think I look…I don't know…bigger?"

Kiara's concerned look faded away. She stifled her laughter. She snickered, "Why would you ask me that?"

"Kovu made a crack about my weight-"

"That would explain why he was inside of a crater." She interrupted. He nodded showing that she's right. He continued, "Anyway, after I threw him off of Pride Rock. I noticed something."

"Your distance is shorter than it usually was." She whispered. He shouted startling her, "Exactly! So, I thought maybe I am gaining a little weight."

Out of nowhere, Kovu came up to them limping. He growled, "Thanks for throwing me, jerk."

Kiara asked him, "Kovu, did you say something about my dad's weight?"

"I did. What is he fretting over it? I didn't think he could be such a girl. A girl that really let herself go." He joked. She rolled her eyes at him. She looked at her father and embraced him. She consoled, "Even if you are getting bigger, which you aren't, that just means there is just more of you to go around."

Simba smiled lovingly at his daughter. Kovu joked, "…and around, and around, and-"


I know i got a few of the other ones from a DeviantArt account, but that's also where i got the idea from. I was looking at Veggie55's comics and thought making short stories would be a great idea, i wasn't even thinking about taking her/his ideas in the first place. But, i was having a hard time making some of my own. Actually, when i first made these i was gonna put that i got them from a deviantart channel in the Disclaimer, but it was like 3AM and i wasn't thinking...which would explain why i put those down there. That's also why i ask for request. That way, i won't have to get an idea from someone else. I'm sorry if this offended you, i really meant to put that in the Disclaimer. Anyway, if you have a short story idea please put it in your review, i'll give you credit. Please Review.

Disclaimer: I don't own any Lion King characters. And Around is inspired by a Garfield comic (Can't remember which one).