Bella – weeee woooooooooooooooo! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee woooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice – what the f

Bella - IM A FIRETRUCK!!! WEE WOOO WEE WOOOOOOOOOO!

Alice – Oh yeah?! Well I'm a shopping cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bella – But they don't make any sound so they? Unless they are squeaky…

Allice – who said we had to sound like them?

I saw her evil grin and next thing you know we are rolling around in the middle of a grocery store!

Allice – Weeeeee!!! Wait, Bella!!!!

Bella – WeeEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! CRASH!!! OWWWWIIIIIEEEEE! THAT HURTS!!!

I looked down at my leg, I rolled into some fruitstand and lemon juice was all over my scraped knees, I cut them when I shaved them this morning.

Alice – hahahaha!

Manager of the store – Get out of here! What were you thinking?

Alice turned on her charm and swayed him with her eyes. "Can't you spare her for the sake of me? I still need to do my shopping." "uhhhh…" and with that we were on our way to her house.

Carlisle – Bella! Good to see you, Edward told me what happened as you got near the house, lemme see it. You will be fine lets just clean it up and wrap them in gauze, it will be wrapped tightly, you wont be able to bend your knees though.

Ugghhh. I tried to walk up the stairs to Edwards room. He chuckled and brought me to his room. Carrying me and my stiff legs was a chllenge. He had to carry me vertically beause they wouldn't fit horizontally through the stairway. He layed me on his bed and twisted my hair with one finger. He gave me a soft kiss and I shoved him back as he chuckled.

Edward – what did I do?

Bella – I don't appreciate being laughed at!

I craweled out of the bed and attempted getting up. I was going to distract myself. I spotted a magazine. Seventeen.

Bella – Hey! Edward! I didn't know you read this stuff!

Edward – What 'stuff" ???

Bella – This!

I tried picking it up but it was wedged inbetween his desk and wall, I pulled and finally it was loose! But I used too much force in that last tug and that caused the magazine to hit me in the eye! "OWWWWW!!! EDWARD IT HURTS!" I started to cry but only in one eye, the eye the magazine hit. It wouldn't stop watering and it hurt so bad! Edward then picked me up and rushed me into Carlisle's care.

Carlisle – Back so soon?

As soon as he saw my eye he began checking it as Edward told him the story.

Carlisle – You read Seventeen magazines?

Bella – Yeah you never answered me! OWWW! THAT HURT!

Edward – Ummm, no! That is Alice's magazine and she made me take a quiz, I only did half of it.

Carlisle then told me I would have to wear an eye patch to keep my eye from blinking which will make it worse. Then I took the magazine and flipped it until my one eye could see a half filled quiz. WHAT TYPE OF GIRL ARE YOU? HAHAHAHA! I showed Edward and asked him. His face would have been as red as catchup if he could blush. He just ran out in vampire speed.

Bella – Get him!

And with that Carlisle picked me up so we could go tease Edward, vampire speed or not.

I was with my friend when one class ended and i was pretending to be a firetruck. Then i was getting the days newspaper out of my locker when the corner of it hit me in the eye cuz it was stuck and i pulled too hard. I went to the nurse and she put this huge white gauze thing to my eye so it wouldn't blink and then taped half of my face so it wouldn't come off. Everyone was calling me a pirate in the room so as soon as i left i ripped it off. Hahaha im still made fun of it today. Good times good times. By they way, JEREMY YOU JERK STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! PIRATES ARE F-IN HOTT AND SEXY! WHOOOO THAT MEANS IM HOT AND SEXAYYYY, BUT YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY! MWAHAHAAA. ok well thanks and review pleaseee!