Kingdom Hearts: Memories of Nobody

Chapter Three

Glittery Revenge

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RFF (there will be two random fun facts at the beginning and end): Xenia has glow in the dark tattoos on her arms, thighs, and neck. They glow purple XD

Last time: Marluxia, Xenia, and Roxas are sent to slay the Nova Shadow, to which Xenia gets pissed and throws Roxas at it. Marluxia leaves Xenia behind, tied in vines, and then Xemnas orders her to train Roxas.

I was walking down the vacant white halls. 'God this is boring,' I thought. I'm supposed to train Roxas, but I made Demyx babysit him. I can't stand that kid when he's running away from everything that moves!

Glancing up, I saw a familiar Nobody. Zexion! A plan immediately racked its way through my brain. Now, to get Xiggy… I opened a portal, in an attempt to find Xigbar, so first I went to his room.

In Xigbar's Room

"Xiginator! Where are-MY EYES!" I immediately left. Xigbar's room is filled with posters of half-naked and naked sluts. Wow, I'm mentally scarred for the rest of my nonexistent life!

Next, I tried the kitchen.

In the kitchen

"Xiggy!" I called. Only person in the kitchen was Xaldin. Might as well ask. "Hey Xaldin, do you know where Xigbar is?" I asked him.

"Last I saw him, he was in the game room playing poker with Luxord," Xaldin said over his shoulder. He poured himself a glass of pink lemonade, while I left to go to the game room.

In the game room

"XIGBAR!" I screamed. Luxord was shuffling his cards, which he uses to cheat. The Gambler of Fate looked up at me, then returned to shuffling.

"He said he was going to his room," Luxord said nonchalantly. Oh God, do I have to go back to his room… He never answers his door, just says 'Come in'.

Back in Xigbar's Room

I walked out of the portal, backwards, with my eyes closed. "Xigbar…you here?" I asked. I dared not to open my eyes, even if it were to save my nonexistent life.

"Yeah, what do you want Xenia?" I heard Xigbar say. I sighed in relief that he was here.

"Do you like explosives?" I asked. I could imagine The Freeshooter smirking. Oh, this is going to be fun…

In the hallway

I was searching for Zexion. He is crucial to my mission, my personal mission that is. I spotted the familiar emo hairstyle and the giant book the Cloaked Schemer uses. What's it called? Oh yeah, a Lexicon.

"Zexion! Come with me!" I yelled, jumping on the shorter Nobody's back. He blew a strand of blue/silver hair out of his eye.

"Is this going to end up with me on World's Dumbest again?" the Cloaked Schemer asked. I pondered his question for a minute.

"Last time was an accident! But I don't think it will!" I answered. Even if he says no, I'm still dragging him along. I got off of his back, and let him think.

"No," was his answer, and Zexion began to walk away, but I grabbed his arm. I gave him the puppy eyes, but he snubbed me, and tried to pry my hand off. But I wouldn't let go.

Zexion jerked his arm away, but ran into Xigbar. "Hey Zexion," Xigbar smirked. The Cloaked Schemer looked at me, then at Xigbar, then back at me.

The short Nobody growled and said something that sounded like 'fine'. I squealed like a fan girl, and dragged Zexion down the corridor, with Xigbar following. Revenge is going to be sweet!

In Twilight Town

"C'mon!" I signaled Xigbar and Zexion to follow me. Twilight Town was rather lively for some reason. We were like ninjas, front rolling and flipping behind and over buildings. Well, Xiggy and I were. Zexion was too much of a hard ass to.

I front rolled behind a building. Xigbar following, and Zexion simply created an illusion to make himself invisible to the Somebodies.

"Xigbar, two o' clock!" I whispered. He nodded, and pulled out his arrow guns. He aimed, then shot the bell that was hanging below the 'May I Help You?' sign. A clerk walked up to the counter, looked around, and shook his head, then left.

"So, I'm supposed to repeatedly shoot the bell?" Xigbar asked. I held up two fingers, telling him only two more times. The Freeshooter nodded, and shot the bell again. The same clerk walked to the counter, and repeated the same thing he did the first time.

Xigbar smirked, and shot the bell again. No one came. "Go, go, go!" I commanded. Xigbar and I were crouched over, running to the store. Zexion simply walked over, casting an illusion to make himself invisible.

"Zexion, make an illusion of a guy complaining the clerk, okay? Xigbar, grab as much explosives and glitter paint as possible! Let's go!" I front rolled into an aisle. Xiginator rolled into the one right next to mine.

I grabbed as much glitter paint as possible, while Xigbar grabbed pyrotechnics. I crouch walked to the end of my aisle, and Xigbar had fireworks stuffed everywhere possible! "Get some black spray paint and black temporary hair dye!" I whispered. He nodded, then went over to the next aisle.

I glanced at the counter. Yup, angry guy arguing with the clerk. I grabbed about thirteen plastic bags, and stuffed all the glittery shit I grabbed into them. I still had some left over for the space manipulator. Speaking of him.

"Xenia!" I almost jumped out of my skin when my name was whispered very loudly into my ear. I spun around, oh, it's just Xigbar. We began to stuff the fireworks, spray paint, and hair dye into the bags. Good thing we had Xiggy shoot out the cameras beforehand!

We cautiously walked over to Zexion, who was hiding behind a trashcan. If Xigbar wasn't carrying all the bags, I think The Freeshooter would've shoved the short Nobody in it then kick it down a rocky hill… Now there's a sight to see!

"Zexy, we're outta here!" I said. The Cloaked Schemer opened a portal, and Xiginator and I ran into it, while Zexion walked calmly through it. Since no one was there to control the illusion, it faded. The clerk was freaked out, and ran out the store, screaming something about ghosts.

The Castle That Never Was

We, and be we I mean I, convinced Vexen to let me borrow some chemicals. How? By threatening to stab him in the face and blow up his laboratory again. By again, I mean never play tag with a pissed off Axel.

"Are you sure you know what you're doing?" Zexion asked, half scared.

"Of course I do!" I replied, smiling. I poured some nitro glycerin into a bottle, and duct taped the top. In a separate bottle, I poured in some gas and duct taped the top as well. I cut off the end of some glitter and attached it to the nitro glycerin bottle. I took off the lid of the glitter, and shoved the gas bottle into it.

I grabbed some Screaming Demons (these are loud bottle rockets, in case you didn't know what they were) and tied the wicks together. Xigbar stole about 2000 Screaming Demons, so this'll last awhile…

25 tedious minutes later…

"Done!" I exclaimed. It was a glittery, screaming, loud, big bang bomb! Marluxia will pay for what he did, so I hope he likes what I do to his garden… And his hair…

Xigbar woke up from his nap, and glanced at the rather big bomb. Bottle rockets were attached everywhere pretty much, so it looked like a porcupine. Zexion was busy reading a book about Shakespeare.

"Xiginator, you find Axel! Zexion, you follow me!" I ordered. Xiggy created a portal, and hurriedly walked into it. Zexion got up from his corner (Emo corner! Just kidding, just kidding) and followed me.

About halfway down the hallway, Xiggy came out of a portal, with Flame Head behind him. Oh, this is just too perfect! Axel yawned, indicating that he was asleep.

"What do you want?" The Flurry of Dancing Flames asked tiredly.

"You're kickass pyro powers, that's what!" I replied. Axel yawned again, then ran a hand through his gravity defying hair. I motioned for the Freeshooter and Flame Head to follow me. Zexion was way behind everyone, probably scared of what was going to happen.

"What was Xiggy here talking about when he said something about fireworks and a bomb?" Axel asked. We were in ninja mode again, avoiding everyone and anyone. I jumped then army rolled around a corner.

"We're going to make a few adjustments to Marly's garden!" I exclaimed.

"Why can't we just use a portal?" Axel asked again.

"This is more fun!" I answered, rolling past a hallway. Of course, we could use a portal, but that wouldn't be fun! Ah, a portal's quicker. With that thought, I created a portal that would lead to Marluxia's garden.

Marly's Garden

When I say garden, think giant forest. Since that's what Marluxia's garden is like. He even had a man-eating Venus flytrap named Steve! His garden put the Amazon to shame!

I set the bomb in what I believed to be the middle, and stretched the cord out about 12 yards. Axel, Zexion, and Xigbar were hiding behind a bush, on watch for the Graceful Assassin. I jumped in with them, landing on poor Zexy's lap.

"Light it!" I commanded, shoving the cord in Axel's face. He sighed, a created a small fireball in his hand. The small fireball jumped and lit the fuse, sending sparks in random directions. The flame ate the cord, then hit the nitro glycerin and gas.

"HIT THE DECK!" I screamed. I jumped out of Zexion's lap and into the grass, face first, with my back upwards, and my hands covering my head and neck area. Since the other three didn't deem this of being safe, they did the same.

The Screaming Demons screeched loudly as they flew in the air, all 2000 of them. The bomb itself blew and sent glitter in every direction possible. It covered all of Marly's garden, then promptly caught on fire.

Meanwhile, my back was completely sparkly, along with the three other Nobodies with me. My hair sparkled in the moonlight, and even made me start to sneeze! Then I noticed the fire.

"Well, fuck me. That's not supposed to happen!" I said to no one in particular. Axel made the fire die down, while Marluxia's garden was now the solar system. The glitter was clustered together and resemble stars. It was BEAUTIFUL. Except, Steve was nowhere to be seen.

"Wait, what did you do with the hair dye?" Zexion asked. I smirked.

"You'll find out in exactly three… two… one…"

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?"

I switched Marly's shampoo and condition with black hair dye. It was temporary, but it'll be funny as hell for awhile. Many shall thank me, Marluxia will attempt to kill me, and I need a bath.

A/N: Two chapters in one day! Awesomeness! Except, this one is too short for my liking. Eh… whatever. Anyway, there will be fillers in this story if I can't get inspired enough to write an actual chapter. And DO NOT MIX NITRO GLYCERIN AND GAS TOGETHER! IT WILL EXPLODE!

RFF: Xenia's theme song is Whispers in the Dark by Skillet.

Next time: Chaos Ensues

"C'mon Marly! It was just revenge!" I tried to calm down the pissed off Graceful Assassin, whose hair is black, and garden is 'ruined'. I dodged another incoming blow from his scythe.

"You… YOU RUINED MY GARDEN AND HAIR!" Marluxia yelled. I blocked Graceful Dahlia with Screaming Eternity. But let's face it… Marly is two times physically strong than me, so it probably left a bruise.

I AM however, faster. I dodged a vertical downward chop, followed by a horizontal slash. There was no way to talk Marluxia out of fighting me. So I know what I have to do. RUN LIKE HELL AND HOPE AXEL IS IN MY PATH!

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