Squeeee! So most people liked the other chapter, I'm hoping I can make you like this one! So this is regular pairings! I'd hate to make a Cinderella story with Brick X Buttercup, that's just cray-cray. Anyway love the chapter!
1:18 PM- Utonium Household
Why does Jesus hate me so much? Like honestly, I must know the answer to that question. It's been ringing in my head for the longest time. Right now I'm so exhausted, you know doing the dishes usually doesn't suck that much but yesterday my stepsisters had had a sleepover so there were more dishes then usual. My muscles ached and my hand was now purple, how can I do chores with a hand like this?
Yes I, Buttercup Utonium, is hurt. In more ways then one actually, first reason is because my dad has been murdered by a slut-bag (that's my own description of Sedusa if you ask me) and the second is because my hand is literally throbbing.
Princess' screeching voice ripped through my thoughts," BUTTERCUP! GO GET THE MAIL!" Princess has ugly-ass red frizzy hair that according to her 'boys dig'. Funny right XD! She's not as curvy as me or my sisters but she has some amount of curviness. My other stepsister is Robin, she has straight brown hair and blue eyes. She's nice to us, but she makes sure her mom doesn't see it. Robin also doesn't push us around as much, and I like that.
I grumbled to my self," Get it yourself, fatass." I mumbled darkly, if she heard then she would've told her mom and I would've been busted. When I got outside I reached the mailbox, sure enough there was mail. And another thing, a little envelope with a black silk bow. That interested me a lot but I knew I couldn't open it now without getting injured in some shape, way, or form.
In the distance I saw Bubbles feeding the horses, she really did love animals so I don't think she minded much. I'm not saying she enjoys getting forced to feed animals everyday but still, she loves animals. I waved at her as I passed, she waved back and started grooming the horses.
After I reached the house I showed the mails to my stepmother, she grabbed it and hissed at me," Took you long enough, fat-ass bitch!" The hardest part about being a slave is trying not to roll your eyes. It's really hard! She skimmed through the envelopes until she saw the black silk bow on one. Her eyes widened," It's from the palace!" Oh great, rich people are included in this. They're supposed to be making sure everybody in this village is perfectly happy, yet here I am with my sisters slaving over 2 bitches and a girl who has to act two-faced.
Of course my curiosity killed my anger," What is it about?"
She shredded the bow with her long-ass fingernails and opened the envelope, inside was a piece of paper. She read out loud," Everyone inside your household is invited to the Masquerade Ball located inside the palace in 2 days on July 26, 2015. As Masquerade Balls go you must wear a mask, near the end of the ball the partner you've been dancing with will have to take off their mask and show who they are. The party starts at 10 pm and ends at midnight. Can't wait to see you there. Signed King Jojo." Once she finished reading she let out a high pitched squeal, I literally had to cover my ears," Princess, Robin, get over here!"
About 2 minutes later Blossom came down the stairs, she had been cleaning our stepsisters' rooms. She glared at Sedusa," What's you favorite hobby?" I raised my eyebrow at the question, so did Sedusa.
" Why do you wanna know?" She narrowed her eyes at Blossom.
Blossom glared at her angrily," Because I wanted to remind you that it shouldn't be hurting your stepdaughters." She cleared her throat and walked out of the room.
Sedusa rolled her eyes and continued calling my stepsisters," PRINCESS! ROBIN! GET YO ASSES OVER HERE!" I choked back a laugh as Princess and Robin ran down the stairs quickly. Princess was wearing a lingerie (see how much her mother influences her? She's and amazing mother!). Robin was wearing a purple crop top with skinny jeans, her hair was in a ponytail. Sedusa glared at both of them," What took so long?"
Princess smiled nervously," I was painting my fingernails." She showed me and Sedusa her hand, it was painted yellow with black. I find the fact that people painting their nails kinda sad, it's like a way for them to cope. I find it hilarious, and absolutely pathetic. (A/N: No offense to people who paint their nails. XD)
Robin also smiled nervously," I was insulting Blossom?" I knew that was a lie, I honestly should try to teach Robin to lie without making it obvious, I mean honestly! She just said it like it was a question, luckily Sedusa didn't notice it.
Sedusa waved her hand in annoyance," Don't care, anyway look at this!" She handed it to Robin but Princess ripped it out of Robin's hands. If Sedusa wasn't right there my foot would be so far up her ass right now. Sedusa beamed at her kids," Yep. An invitation for a Masquerade Ball. It's in 2 days so I'm gonna need you two to pick your masks and dresses."
" Can we come?" a voice said behind me. It was Bubbles, she looked hopeful, and she also smelled like horse shit. Sedusa looked like she was gonna hurl.
She covered her nose and waved her hand in front of it," If you find a presentable dress and do all your chores." I made a face, I never said I wanted to wear a dress and go. Bubbles lit up and skipped away.
I gave Sedusa a bored look," What if we don't wanna go?"
Sedusa shrugged," Then you don't." She looked over at Bubbles and me," Since you two are here I need you to iron my new dress."
Bubbles nodded sadly and I groaned, they all walked away. I turned to Bubbles," How much you wanna bet it's gonna be slutty?"
Bubbles pouted," You're obviously going to win!"
We both laughed at that and followed Sedusa and our stepsisters.
2:48 PM- Jojo Household
My dad sat on the recliner boredly, he had called all of my brothers here. He had his crown on his head lazily and he was wearing a dark purple jacket and white shirt with black jeans. Brick was on my right side, he was wearing a red sports jacket with a white shirt underneath. Boomer was wearing a blue hoodie and jeans. I was wearing a simple black shirt with khakis.
He was going to explain to us about some party or whatever, as long as there's hot girls and free food I'll be there. Suddenly my dad spoke up," There's a Masquerade Ball, in which my sons will attend to find their girlfriends. You as in my sons, Brick, Butch, and Boomer, will go to the Masquerade Ball in which I will be hosting. Hosting as in I will be in charge of the whole entire thing, not you who will be in charge, but me. Me as in the King of this village will be in charge of the Masquerade Ball I am hosting. There is only a Masquerade Ball because I want my sons, Brick, Butch, and Boomer, to be happily settled down with a wife. Settled down as in all of you ruling this village. All of you ruling this village as in I will not be there any more, as I will be in heaven. Heaven as in happy place, opposite of hell. Hell as in fire place where gay lobster crab lives. Understood?" He said quickly, and under a breath. WORLD RECORD EVERYBODY! My dad has just broken the world record for fastest thing ever said.
Boomer looked blankly at my dad," Repeat it again, except this time in english." he talked nice and slow, as if my dad was stupid.
My dad rolled his eyes," I have spoken in English. English as in the language of our town. The language of our town as in the thing we all speak. The thing we all speak as in language. Have you ever thought that you are the one who doesn't know our language? Doesn't know our language as in doesn't know what I'm speaking about this year, month, week, hour, minute, second, millisecond, and some other last thing. Some other last thing as in I have no idea what else to say. Understood?" Boomer looked blankly at him again, about to repeat what he said last time.
Brick rolled his eyes at Boomer and my dad," So is that the only reason you called us here?" He asked, to be honest I felt kinda bad for my dad. (XD Rhymes. Bad-dad! I did pay attention in school!) He has this problem with the way he speaks, he can only speak in large jumbles. He had tried to make the scientists create a toxin that makes his speeches longer, it worked and also made his regular sentences way longer. It's actually kind of funny.
My dad smiled at Brick's seriousness," Yes and No. Yes as in I called you here for that reason. No as in I called you here for another reason. I have devised a plan that is not evil, but brilliant. Not evil as in not crazy cook-coo bananas. Brilliant as in yay for dad! Hooray! I have wanted you to ask questions to the girls you meet! Ask questions as in-"
I interrupted him, I didn't understand what he meant," Why ask questions?"
My dad glared at me," I was getting to that, as in I was about to say what you have questioned me. Yes, I was speaking about questioning. But no, I did not want you to ask that question. I have wanted you to question the girls. Girls as in sexy mother fuckers who we all fuck to make..." We all gave my dad hard looks until he decided to get to the point, he sighed," I want you to ask questions to the girls because I want girls who can relate to you. Relate to you as in think, do, and have the same personality as you. Same personality as in a girl for Boomer would be cheerful, joyful, happy. A girl for Butch would be witty, mean, and tough. A girl for Brick would be knowledgeable, smart, and funny. Understood?"
For the first time in forever me and my brothers nodded at my dad's words," So when's the party?" Boomer asked curiously.
My dad got up and stretched," Two days. Two days as in 48 hours. 48 hours as in 2,880 minutes. 2,880 minutes as in 172,800 seconds. 172,800 seconds as in-"
" WE GET IT!" We all yelled at him, sometimes he just went too far with his rants.
He shrank back and murmured to himself," Well them..."
As you can imagine the calculations took a while... I hope you guys that Mojo's rants were funny. I tried with them...
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