Wassup, Fanfictioners! Welcome to Chapter 3 of JACKASS: SONIC STYLE. Sonic the Hedgehog finally got out of the hospital but the doctors told him to be careful about what to do. And for Sonic ... careful is not in his dictionary.

LET'S GO!

Our Jackass camera shows Sally Acorn on a soccer field in Amsterdam. "I'm Sally Acorn and welcome to Jackass." Shadow ran to a soccer ball standing seven feet away from the camera and seven feet in front of Sally.

KICK! BOOM!

Sally fell down, holding her face laughing along with the rest of the crew. As for Shadow, he was on his back laughing up a storm.

(Bro Nut)

The camera shows Sonic and Tails stand in front of the camera in a forest in Amsterdam. Sonic is wearing a red jacket with a black t-shirt, baggy blue jeans, and all black Nikes. Tails is wearing a purple tank top, black cargo shorts, and all white Nikes.

"I'm Sonic." "I'm Tails." Then Knuckles pops up out of nowhere behind them. "And this is Bro Nut. These two are going to shoot each other in the nuts with a mini cannon. Hopefully, they will hurt like hell. Oh did I forget to mention that our victims will be using MLB baseballs as their ammo?" Knuckles smirked at the camera.

Amy came in between the brothers and started to count down until, "Do I really have to wear this? They're going to shoot each other in the balls, not boxing." She was wearing a gold bikini and gold three inch heels. That is not an outfit females should be wearing in a forest but hell, she gets paid to do this stuff.

"Sorry, Amy." Amy just rolled her eyes at Knuckles and started to count down.

5...4...3...2...1!

As soon as Amy screamed one, she...fell...out of the way. "Damn it! I can't even walk in these!" But she made it out of the way before they shot.

POOSH! POOSH! POOSH! POOSH!

OMG, these guys suck at aiming. They hit each other in the face, arm, leg, everything except the nuts. Then Knuckles pushed Tails out of the way.

"You can't aim at all, Tails. Let me show you how to do it."

POOSH!

"SON OF A B#TCH!" Sonic screamed in pain holding his balls...or what's left of his balls. Everyone was laughing their ass off. Amy went over there to help Sonic up, but she still laughing too. Also, Shadow had a speed meter (I don't know what it's actually called) to tell him how fast the ball was going.

"Holy Sh*t! That ball went 55 mph, guys." Shadow yelled and laughed at the same time. Sonic, still laying on the ground holding his nuts, couldn't believe what he heard. "It went how fast?" "Dude, it went 55 miles per hour." Shadow walked over to Sonic to show how fast it went. When Sonic saw it, clear as a diamond, it said 55 MPH.

"Oh...Damn."

(Execution Avenue)

We have Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Shadow wearing jail orange jumpsuits in a office building hallway. Behind them are Sally, Amy, Bunnie, and Rouge in police uniforms without the sunglasses. The camera zooms out to show stun guns and cattle prods, turned on, hanging on threads from the ceiling.

"Right here on this side is conviction" Sally said to the camera. Amy said to the camera, "And over there on the other side is freedom." All of the ladies said together, "Welcome to Execution Avenue!" If you didn't know what the boys are during by now, you need brain surgery. The boys have to make it to the other side while in the process, getting shocked with a chance that they will knock and push each other in and out of the way.

5...4...3...2...1...

HONK!

The males ran toward the 'Avenue', determined to make it to the end. Tails was the first one to get shocked by a stun gun in the neck. "Ah...dammit that hurt." Tails screamed holding his neck. Sonic pushed Shadow to a stun gun and made him get shocked in the head. "AAHH!" Sonic also grabbed Knuckles and used him as a shield to get to the end. You should know how much pain Knuckles was in but when he hit the cattle prod, "MOTHER F***ING SON OF A B*TCH!" Then fell on the floor on the other side.

Sonic was the only one that came through the 'Avenue' without being shocked like crazy.

(4 minutes later)

Everyone was in a office room but Shadow, Tails, and Knuckles had ice packs from the shocks. Amy is right outside the office door holding a cattle prod. Everyone knew she was out there except her boyfriend, Sonic. "I love Sonic but what he did was so wrong. I'm going to show him how a real shock feels." She whispered to the camera.

"Hey Sonic, have you seen Amy anywhere?" Rouge asked 'curiously'. "No, but since you say that, I'm going to look for her." Sonic started walking to the office door when out of nowhere,

BBBZZZ!

"OH SH*T!" Amy shocked Sonic in his balls and did it hurt. Everyone laughed while Sonic was holding his balls, laying on the floor. "Sonic, you know you deserved that." "Yeah, I admit I deserved that one after what I did." Sonic responded to Amy, painfully. "But I still love you." "I love you too, Sonic."

(Later that night)

The night vision is on and in front of it is Sonic the Hedgehog wearing black Nike basketball shorts with red stripes on the side, white Nike basketball socks, and red/black/white high top Nike Dunks. Yes, he has no shirt on like last time.

"Yo, what's going on?" Sonic whispered, "We're here at our apartment. All of you remember last time when my roommates, Tails and Knuckles, made me fall on my back in the middle of the night, right? So I decided to play a prank on them."

Sonic put on a zombie suit and explained what he was going to do. "I'm gonna dress like a zombie wanting to kill them with plastic axe but to them they think it's real. Plus, I have a zombie mask that make my voice sound like the monsters off of Silent Hill. Let's do this."

With a full zombie costume, zombie mask, and plastic axe, Sonic headed to Tails room. He found Tails sleeping wearing dark blue Jordan shorts and black socks. Tails heard someone enter the room and as soon as he seen the 'Axe wielding Zombie',

AAAAHHHH!

He ran out the room to Knuckles who was wearing red Nike basketball shorts and white socks.

"Knuckles, Knuckles, Knuckles, get your red ass up!" Tails hit Knuckles in the head with his fists. "Damn it, Tails, what the fuck is wrong with you." "There's a motherfucking zombie in this place, you FUCKING DUMBASS!" "Tails, you idiot, zombies don't ex-" Knuckles screamed when he saw the zombie, that scared the living shit out of Tails, in his doorway. "MOTHERFUCKER! TAILS GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME AND RUN!"

They ran around their apartment for ten minutes until they decided to hide in the bathroom inside the tub.

"God, I don't want to die. I'm too young to go to heaven, man. Knuckles if I die, make sure that my funeral-" "Tails, you are not gonna die. Where is Sonic anyway?" At that moment, the zombie came in the bathroom and saw them in the tub.

"AAAHHH!"

"Hello, bitches." The zombie took the mask off to reveal Sonic the Hedgehog, laughing his ass off at his roommates and friends. "You son of a bitch. What the FUCK was that for!?" Knuckles yelled.

"That was for the clear wrap prank that ya'll did to me. Now that I scared the living shit out of BOTH of you-" Sonic slammed the axe and mask down to the floor, "-Goodnight, Fuckers." and walked out the bathroom to his bedroom.

Yes, hahahaha! Finally done and it went pretty well if I do say so myself. For the next chapter, I need any idea possible. It has to be funny, entertaining, and most of all painful. Give me a name of it and explain how you want it to go.

Until next time, (in a concert voice) Thank You, Fanfictioners, and Goodnight :)