Chapter 3

AN – Ok, thanks for reviews, but more would be appreciated.

By the way, if you want to know, I make this all up off the top of my head.

My head has strange thoughts. Hehe

Ash decided to give Prof Oak a call, just to rub it in his face that he made it all the way to Viridian so quick

He picked up the phone in the PC and dialled.

"Hello?" Came Oak's voice/

"Yo, Oaky!" Ash mouthed a swear word.

"I saw that, this is a video phone!"

"Oh. Whatever… I just called to tell you that I got to Viridian City already."

"Hmm, you are way behind. All the other trainers from Pallet have got all 8 badges, and are challenging the Pokemon league!"

"WHAT! NO EFFING WAY!"

"Naw… Im just kidding" Oak laughed

"Twat…" Ash muttered under his breath.

"In fact, all the other trainers are right now in Viridian Forest, making their way to Pewter, to get a badge."

"Oh ok, im just going."

"So what new Pokemon do you have?"

"Uh well…"

"Go catch 'em, Ketchum!" Oak hung up.

"What a twat!" Ash said, but he knew Oak was right.

"Can we go now," an irritated voice spoke. Misty stood behind him, looking tired.

"Yeah, c'mon. Pikachu?" Ash called

"Pika!" the voice answered. Pikachu was next to him

"Ok, lets get going."

"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE"

"AND MAKE THAT DOUBLE"

"Huh, what's that?"

A man with purple hair holding a rose stood next to a woman with long red hair.

"TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM MATURBATION,"

"TO UNTIE ALL PEOPLE WITHIN OUR NATION,"

"TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE"

"TO EXTEND OUR COCKS TO THE SKIES ABOVE

"JESSIE"

"JAMES"

"TEAM ROCKET, JERK OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT,"

"SURRENDER NOW, OR PREPARE TO EAT JIZZ."

A small cat like Pokemon jumped between them and said

"THAT'S RIGHT"

"Huh? A talking Pokemon" Ash asked

"For Fucks Sake! We tell you a whole motto, explaining everything, and all you care about is the talking Meowth." Jessie exclaimed.

"That cat always takes the spotlight." James complained.

"Who the hell are you?" Misty asked.

"We're Team Rocket, stupid girl. We are here to steal all the Pokemon."

"You cant do that!" Nurse Joy said, "All the Pokemon here are really sick."

"Do I look like I give a shit?" Jessie said.

"Hand 'em over now!"

"No! Piss off!" Ash yelled.

"Fine, you leave us with no choice." Jessie and James grabbed their Poke balls

"Go Koffing!"

"Ekans, go!"

"The two Pokeballs whizzed towards them and the Snake and Ball Thing shot out.

"Koffing! Smog!"

"Koffing!" The Pokemon spewed putrid gas from its mouth and all were blind.

"Ekans, take the Pokemon!"

The snake jumped up and wrapped all the balls on the shelf, and took them to Jessie.

" Now, hand over the rat."

"What? No way are you getting Pikachu!" Ash stood in front of it, shielding it. Misty stepped in front of him as well.

"I'll hold 'em off, take Pikachu and run."

She threw a Pokeball and a Goldeen flopped out.

"Uh, that's pathetic." James laughed.

"Well, at least the girl is pretty." Jessie smiled

Misty blushed and said, "Oh, thank you."

"Yeah, pretty goddamn ugly! No offence but dye your hair, Ginger Pubes!" Jessie laughed

"Well, you're mum is fat!"

"Hey look! The little shit, and his Pikachu is getting away."

Ash was running followed by Misty and Nurse Joy. They locked themselves in a room and sighed.

"What should we do?" Ash asked

"I DON'T KNOW!" screamed Nurse Joy, hysterical and slightly insane.

"Lets battle them!" Misty said.

"But, I only have one Pokemon."

"But, this is a PokeCenter. There must be some Pokemon!" Misty said

"YES! OVER THERE!" Joy screamed again.

"Uh, thanks," Ash said.

"YOU ARE WELCOME!" She screamed again.

Misty and Ash ran over to the pokeballs, and grabbed a few, then went outside to confront TR.

"There they are!" Jessie and James rushed at them.

"Go Pokeballs!" Misty and Ash said, throwing the pokeballs. They were all empty.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Ash yelled!

"Hang on," Misty said, "where did they go?"

Jessie and James were gone.

"Maybe they got sucked into the Pokeballs." Ash said

"Only Pokemon go into Pokeballs. Oh, look what it says on the Pokeball. DANGER, WILL TRAP HUMANS TOO, FAULTY!"

"Hehe lets go." Ash said, he and Pikachu stepping out of the Pokemon centre.

The two walked away, leaving TR in pokeballs

( AN – Hehe, im so weird )

"So, where are we headed?" Ash asked.

"Viridian Forest. Lets go!"

The two stepped into the forest, and immediately Ash spotted a bug. "Look, a caterpie."

"EEEE! OOOOO! WASIWASIWASI!" Misty shrieked. "I hate bugs, go catch it if you want, but get it away from me!"

Ash walked up to the caterpie, and pulled a twig from a tree. He aimed and smacked the little bug Pokemon over the head, before dropping a Pokeball at it.

The Pokemon was caught. "Yes! Now I have 3 Pokemon!" Ash yelled

"Huh, I only count 2!" Misty said.

"Oh yeah, I nicked a pokeball labelled "Pidgeotto" at the Pokemon centre. Don't tell on me, ha!"

AN – Uh, a rubbish chapter. It will get better though. (Brock in all his dampness is coming!) Stay tuned, update on Friday.