Chapter Three: Daffy and Bugs vs. Pixar
The next day, Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck were hiding in a bush near the Pixar studios. Bugs was still in his wheelchair, but he also wore a business suit and a gray wig and glasses. He effectively disguised his cast by wearing huge black pants. He also wore shoes to hide his bunny heels. Daffy was wearing Bugs Bunny's cheesy old fox costume with an orange tuzedo jacket added. Wile E. Coyote was also in the bush with them. He looked quite nervous.
"I can't believe you're doing this," Wile E. said to Bugs and Daffy.
Bugs interrupted, "Quiet, coyote. You do your job when I tell you to." Wile E. was going to throw his voice to the disguised Daffy, so the Pixar employees wouldn't get suspicious. "Trust me, it'll be better than Daffy trying to disguise his voice. And dat fake Univac Electronic Brain will make a GREAT phony computer for da fox to sell Pixar!"
"OK, I'm ready," Daffy announced. "Wile E, take your place." Then the duck slipped on the fox mask, completing his ensemble, except for Daffy's true eyes and his neck still being visible. He rang the doorbell at the Pixar building.
"Who is it?" a man asked on the speakerphone.
Wile E. Coyote slightly disguised his voice and said into the speaker, "I'm from Acme and I have a great bargain for you! It'll make you company better!"
"Not Acme…" the man sighed. "OK, come on in."
The doors opened, and Daffy/The Fox walked in. He was pulling the old outdated phony computer on a rope. Inside, a Pixar spokesman stood there.
"What do you want?" the spokesman asked.
From outside, Wile E. spoke the fox's lines, while the costumed Daffy lip-synched to the dialogue. "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is, uh…" the coyote stalled. Bugs whispered into Wile E's ear, and he continued, "My name is Steve… Morgan. Steve Morgan! I'm a salesman from Acme and I've got a deal just for YOU!" Daffy in his fox disguise moved and acted perfectly to the dialogue Wile E. was performing.
The man said, "What is it, Mr. Morgan?"
"This computer and its animation program will make your animation 100% better than it normally is! More powerful than one million desktop computers, and even more powerful than ten of the computers you currently own!" As the coyote continued doing the voice, "Steve the Fox" was showing how powerful the fake computer was.
"I'm not sure…" the spokesman said.
"Plus," Daffy lip-synched to Wile E's voice, "we will install it here, for free, and then we'll discuss on the pricing! We'll give you a good price, since you have the best animation studio in the world!"
The spokesman then said, "OK, you go and install it."
Daffy, sweating inside his old fox mask and costume, wheeled the fake computer into a corridor. There, he began reading the signs on the doors, looking for where they keep the stock data. Meanwhile, Bugs Bunny wheeled himself in with his wheelchair, holding a genuine Acme Fake Check, with $400,000,000 written on it. "Congratulations, Pixar!" Bugs began. "Your studio now holds de official title as da Leader of Animation! To celebrate, I present to you a check, for four hundred million dollars, from the Wiley Foundation!"
"I never heard of the Wiley Foundation," the man said.
Bugs stammered, "Eh, it's a foundation dat helps de cartoon studios of today! It's even better than dose dreadful retarded Looney Tunes!"
"How do I know this is not some kind of scam?"
"It's a good one. Trust me," the rabbit lied.
…
Wile E. Coyote was watching in another window. He saw Daffy, still wearing Bugs's old fox suit, trying to hack the computer. The coyote felt really bad. He didn't want his friends messing with Pixar. They were a greater force than the whole Looney Tunes gang, let alone Bugs and Daffy. He tried not to think of what would happen. But then he couldn't help himself! He ran into the studio! "STOOOOOOOOOOP!"
"OHHHHH no," the Pixar spokesman said. "I knew a Looney Tune would try and stop this!"
"But the person presenting the check to you is a Looney Tune himself!" Wile E. ripped the wig off of Bugs Bunny to reveal his true rabbit ears.
The spokesman was angered. "YOU! You're trying to trick us! Where's the other one?!"
"What other one?" Bugs asked.
"DAFFY! He's on with this, isn't he?"
"Wile E, what the heck are you doing?" Bugs asked.
The coyote said, "I'm not letting you guys go to jail again! It's for your own good!" Then he told the spokesperson, "That Steve Morgan fox is really Daffy Duck in disguise! He's trying to ruin your stock and make the company go bankrupt!"
"That's not good!" The spokesman reached over to a red box on the wall. It had a lever, and had "INTRUDER ALARM on it. He yanked the lever downward, and then sirens began echoing throughout the building. A woman's voice announced over the loudspeaker, "Warning! Warning! Intruder alert! Warning! Warning! Intruder alert!" Red strobe lights were flashing. Then the man grabbed the intercom and shouted, "ATTENTION, STEVE MORGAN! COME OUT RIGHT NOW! WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING!"
"Steve the Fox" came out with his paws up. Wile E. then reached over, grabbed the top of the fox's phony head, and pulled the mask off to reveal Daffy's true features! "NO! I'M RUINED!" Daffy screamed over the noise.
"ME TOO!" Bugs sobbed.
The spokesman then shut off the intruder alarms, which was nothing but a converted fire alarm system, and said, "Wile E. Coyote, you did the right thing. And as for YOU guys," he pointed to Bugs and Daffy, "I don't want you around here AGAIN! You too, Snitchy," he told Wile E. Then he shoved the wheelchair with Bugs in it so it rolled right into a bush, and tossed Wile E. and Daffy out of the building into the mud.
Once again, Lightning McQueen drove up, but this time, he splashed mud into Wile E. and Daffy's faces. "Now what? Are the old fogies too frustrated about my popularity?" He laughed again, revved up, and squealed away before crashing into a pole. However, he survived the collision.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Daffy laughed. "HE CRASHED! But as for YOU, Wile E, WHY DID YOU SNITCH!"
"I didn't want you and Bugs arrested," Wile E. Coyote tried to explain. "If you succeeded, not only would Pixar be out of business, but so would you!"
"I guess I'm sorry…" Daffy apologized. Then, holding up the fox mask he wore, he asked, "but I get to keep the costume, right?"
"Sure, Daffy." Wile E. warned, "but don't try to do any more mean tricks with it."
"Oh, I won't." Daffy vowed.
The coyote said to himself, "Obviously, that's what he always says, but it isn't always true."
