Chapter 3
"No way! How's that even possible?" Stan nearly knocked his Pepsi over with shock.
"I don't know. Pip just told me."
"Pip? Didn't he die a few months ago?" Kyle's eyes widened.
"He came to me in spirit form."
Cartman shot soda out his nose. "Ha! That's bullcrap! Why'd he wanna come to you of all people?"
"Shut up fatass!" Kyle shot the fat boy a look.
"Cthulhu's coming tomorrow night. I'm the only one who can stop him once and for all." Kenny looked at his apple juice. "I just don't know how to do it."
"Guys! Did you hear the news? Wendy's eating lunch with Kip! You know, that dude who has no friends?" Token placed his tray next to Stan.
"Son of a bitch!" Stan dashed to Wendy's table.
"Dude, you gonna finish your chocolate pudding?"
"Shut up, Cartman!"
"I just don't know how to tell him, Bebe." Wendy brushed her straight dark brown hair out of her eyes.
"So it's true! You're dating Kip without telling me!" Stan stomped over to the girls and Kip.
"Stan, it's not like that! We're-"
"How could you! I thought we were happy together again!"
"Stan, me and Kip are just friends!"
"I HATE YOU! I HOPE CTHULHU KILLS YOU!"
"Stan!" Tears rolled down Wendy's face. "I didn't…We're not…I'm just…His parents are getting a divorce, so I was just-"
"Flirting? Dating? Why didn't you do anything when my parents separated for a while?"
"Stan, I-"
"Forget it!" Stan gave Wendy the finger and stormed off.
"This is your fault, Kip! Why'd you tell everyone we're dating?"
"I thought we were!"
"You know what? I don't care anymore about your personal life! You can't spread rumors like that!" Wendy slammed her hands on the table.
"Wendy, I-"
"Now my boyfriend hates me and wants me dead! Good job, asshole!" Wendy slapped Kip in the face and ran to Stan's table.
