So, my first day wasn't as bad as it could have been. I was in the same class as Soul and Maka (and I heard Maka was pretty smart, luckily I could just walk two yards to get help at her place), the kid that challenged me was named Black*Star and his partner was Tsubaki. He told me he was trying to surpass God, which I heard was pretty hard to do. Sarcasm aside, it was the best outcome I could have hoped for, except our teacher... Pretty sure he wants me. Hah, just kidding, sort of, he said he wanted to dissect me, but I saw through that double entendre.

"Baby, don't fear, I'm always near, never too far from where you are..." Putting my rhyming skills to use, we (Iggy and I) FINALLY finished putting our stuff away. Our apartment was neat and tidy, and we looked at eachother and grinned.

"Take out party?"

"Take out party."

I did a weird punching movement and sang, "YES! Let's invite everyone and YOU can pay, Iggy! Hahahaha. Lahhhhv you." I looked at him with the cutest look I could muster, and it must've been cute, because he sighed and gave in. TOLD you he was whipped.

Now, you might be wondering why Iggy's so nice to me. You see, I never wanted to leave San Fransisco, but he had to, so I agreed to be his meister, packed my shit, and here we were. I guess he felt guilty that I left home for him, but that's what best friends did, right? They also mooched off eachother, right? So I did both those things, ohoho.

I walked a few doors down to Soul and Maka's place and knocked on the door repeatedly until someone answered. It opened to an annoyed looking Soul, who said so kindly, "What do you want?"

"Oh, you silver-tounged devil, stop trying to seduce me!" I said with a high voice. "A-hem, anyways, I am cordially inviting you and your meister to this little soiree at our place to celebrate our finished product, code name H.O.M.E."

"Take out party?"

"Ahah... yeah," I said sheepishly. "Soul? Who's at the door?"

I looked down, and seriously started freaking out. There was a talking cat rubbing herself on Soul's ankles! I didn't know whether to talk back or pull out some string to play with her. I picked her up and started sneezing... oh yeah. Allergic to cats, fuck.

"This is Blair, are you okay?" Soul looked at me, probably because my eyes started watering like none other. "Uhhh, allergies, could you invite Black*Star and Tsubaki, dunno where they live, see you at eight, ACHOO." I waved a hand at him and rubbed my nose with the other. After that, I went home and took buttloads of allergy medication before going downstairs to invite Kid, Liz, and Patti.

As soon as I walked out of the door, I saw a kid riding his bike. I picked up a piece of wood nearby, threw it at him, and stole his bike when he fell off. "I'll return this someday!" I called as I rode off into the sunset- er, to Kid's house- er, mansion.

I knocked on the door, to have it answered by Kid, who opened both doors at once... figures. Anyways, I told him that he and his weapons were invited, to be there at eight, then I passed out. You must be wondering why. No, it wasn't because I was THAT hungry, but I guess that made sense too. Remember me taking a buttload of medication? Yeah, they weren't non-drowsy. Dammit. Anyways, I woke up not long after, to a huge pain in my eyes.

"Whaddafugghappened..." I said drowsily. Kid kind of smiled down at me (if I wasn't half asleep I would have hyperventilated) and said, "Uh, you passed out. And hit your eye. It started swelling, so I hit your other one so you would be symmetrical." "That's so sweet- wait, what! You punched out my other eye?" What a dick! Though I was oddly flattered. I would have swooned if I wasn't so mad! And I would have been mad if I wasn't seeing spots in one of my eyes.

"Aileen? Are... you alright?" Kid was finally looking worried. I jumped up so I wouldn't worry him, me being the saint I am. "See you guys at eight. Smell ya later!" I walked my new bike home incase I passed out again, and it probably wasn't safe to ride a bike when you were going blind in one eye. It wouldn't suck so much if my eyesight wasn't so shitty already. But hey, now I only had to pay for half of my contacts. Cool.

"Iggy! Guess what!" I yelled as I kicked the door open. My mood had kind of plummeted on the way home, and I needed my slave to console me. "I'm blind in my left eye!" He looked at me seriously, then covered his mouth with his hand, trying not to laugh. "Is that why you look like a raccoon?" Oh yeah, I had TWO black eyes thanks to Kid. "Yeah, I hit my blind eye, then Kid hit my other one. Something about 'symmetry,' I guess," I shrugged. I was kind of sad, but hey, at least I wasn't fully blind. I went to the freezer and got an ice pack. I would look ridiculous at dinner that night, but I didn't really care.

Soul and Maka arrived first that night, because, hey, down the hall. Kid was next, arriving perfectly on time, except he was looking guilty. Liz and Patti looked annoyed with him, so I'm guessing they scolded him for making me look like a panda. Serves him right. Punching a lady.

"Aileen, I'm sorry..." Kid began, "I shouldn't have punched you, even if it was for symmetry."

"AH, it's awright!" I replied, slapping him on the back. "I would have done something like that too, even if it wouldn't have made someone symmetrical. And hey, it's not your fault I'm half-blind! That was the eye that I hit!" He looked surprised and said slowly, "You're... half-blind?" He looked kind of sorry for me. I didn't need his pity, just his love. Oho.

Black*Star and Tsubaki arrived last, with Black*Star yelling about getting the most attention that way. Tsubaki bowed and thanked us for inviting her, and Iggy was kind of blushing. IT WAS SO CUTE. I decided to become the Cupid of Death City and get these two together. All I needed was a plan. Soul looked at me and kind of smirked at my face. I had started grinning and spacing out, and I snapped out of it once I felt some drool dribble down my jaw. I wiped my chin with my sleeve and led everyone to the living room, where food was set out at the coffee table. It was Chinese. I put extra in the fridge in case they ate it all, so I had extra food for later. I would be hungry in an hour anyways, Chinese did that to me.

I sat in between Maka and Kid, with their weapons on the other side of them. Maka asked how I hit my left eye, seeing as she saw Kid apologize for my right one. I told her a huge adventurous tale, about how there was a giant two headed cat trying to steal my bike, and I killed it. That bitch. Soul just sat there, dumbstruck. Then he started laughing at my amazing story! I puffed out my cheeks and made faces at him. It only made him laugh more, since, you know, two black eyes and all.

Once Black*Star and Kid left, Maka and Soul made their way to the door. I walked with them to the door so I could lock it, when all of a sudden, Maka turned around and hugged me. I was surprised at first, then I relaxed and patted her on the back. "Thanks for dinner," she said. Soul and Iggy bumped fists, and I replied, "No problem, Maka. It's payback for the spaghetti." She smiled and walked off with Soul in tow.