I saw the movie, The Expendables III on August 17, 2014.
So I'm going to make this chapter on intense mode with explosions and crashing cars.
Enjoy Pokemon: Friendship is War.
In the forest of Rainbow Park, Damian and Daisy was looking around for another piece of the Darrow Family War Ring.
Daisy was in her Sky Form as she was looking in the trees while Damian was looking in bushes and flower patches.
"ARGHH! WE LOOKED EVERYWHERE AND THE GPS ISN'T DETECTING ANYTHING!" Damian shouted in anger as he sat down on a dead tree branch.
"It's hard, but we can't just look everyday. Let's take a day off from piece finding." Daisy said as she flew next to Damian.
Damian started to calm down as he was smiling.
"Alright." Damian said as he heard a bunch of pokemon running.
"What's that?" Daisy asked.
"I don't know. Let's find out." Damian said as he got up and flew to the direction of where the pokemon were going.
They stopped to see that a crowd of pokemon was cheering around a large sinkhole.
"Why are the pokemon gathered around that sinkhole?" Damian asked.
Before Daisy was about to answer, she saw a car that was strapped with dynamite.
"Wait, is that who I think it is?" Daisy asked.
The car was heading towards a ramp as a large figure came out from the roof of the car and landed on it's feet.
The large figure was a Garchomp as it was running after the car.
The car flew off of the ramp and went into the sinkhole as the Garchomp ran up the ramp and stopped at the edge.
The car made impact on the ground as it exploded, but with the dynamite, the explosion was bigger.
"CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT!" The pokemon cheered, including the Garchomp.
"HOLY SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT DASIY?!" Damian asked in excitement.
"Yeah I saw it. That Garchomp over there. The one that sent that car into the sinkhole. That's my friend, Mercutio the Garchomp. He loves the Crash Pit." Daisy said.
"CRASH PIT?! I LIKE THAT NAME FOR A SINKHOLE! I'M GOING TO TALK TO HIM!" Damian shouted.
Daisy heard that as she pinned Damian down.
"What the fuck? Daisy?"
"I wouldn't talk to him if I were you." Daisy said.
"Why?" Damian asked.
"Because Mercutio doesn't like your family ever since the feud started. He hangs out with my family a lot. My mom, my dad, Benvolio, my brother and sister, and me." Daisy explained as she got off of Damian.
"Alright. Look, I'll just give him a friendly hello. How bad could he be?" Damian asked as he floated to Mercutio.
"Oh crap." Daisy said as she followed Damian.
"CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT!" The pokemon cheered.
"Thank you. I hope you enjoyed the Crash Pit. See you guys tomorrow." Mercutio said as he turned and saw Damian 10 inches from his face.
"Hello there, Mercutio. I saw your Crash Pit show when I was in the forest." Damian said in the kindest way possible.
"Well thanks for watching. I hope you enjoyed it." Mercutio said.
"Oh I did. The way when I saw that explosion from the pit. Holy shit, I loved it." Damian said as Daisy stopped next to Damian.
Mercutio was shocked.
"Daisy?" Mercutio questioned.
"It's been 10 years, hasn't it?" Daisy asked.
"Oh shit yeah. Look at you, when I was that cool and badass Gabite when you were 4 years old, you always wanted to hang out with me. Now look, that little Shaymin is growing up and so have I." Mercutio said with a smile on his face.
"I can't believe I'm doing this. Mercutio, this Meloetta right here is my boyfriend, Damian Capulet." Daisy said.
This made Mercutio's smile fade away after hearing that.
"Damian Capulet? This Meloetta is Damian Capulet? The one who had an accident after trying to perform the Heart Stopper?" Mercutio said, not being impressed.
"Yes, that's him." Daisy said, making Damian surprised.
"You know about my accident?" Damian asked.
"Of course I did. My dad told me everything." Daisy said.
"Well you should have been dead." Mercutio said as he walked away.
This made Damian pissed off.
"EXCUSE ME?! DAISY WOULD HAVE NEVER FOUND HAPPINESS WITHOUT ME IN HER LIFE!" Damian yelled furiously.
That made Mercutio stop at his tracks.
"She wouldn't?" He asked.
"NO! SHE LOVES ME EVER SINCE KINDERGARTEN!" Damian yelled furiously, making Daisy blush.
"Well I wouldn't say that...yeah, I had a crush on Damian since kindergarten." Daisy said.
"You know who else had a crush on Damian since kindergarten?" Mercutio asked as he turned around to face Damian and Daisy.
"I don't know." Damian said in confusion.
"MY MOM!" Mercutio yelled as he started laughing.
"Huh? Your mom?" Damian questioned as Daisy had an anime sweat drop beside her head.
"I should have warned you about that. Mercutio likes to make jokes about his mom." Daisy said.
"You could have told me about that before I got confused." Damian said.
"Well if you make Daisy happy, then I'll accept. But that doesn't mean I'll be friends with you. How did you became a Meloetta after your fatal accident 7 years ago?" Mercutio asked.
"Hard to explain. Listen, what could I do to make you impressed to have me as a friend?" Damian asked.
"..." This left Mercutio thinking as hard as he could.
"If you can find an abandon vehicle and have some crazy stunt for it, then I'll be your friend. I want a vehicle that I can send to the Rainbow Park Crash Pit." Mercutio said as he started walking away.
"DON'T WORRY MERCUTIO! I'LL FIND A VEHICLE THAT IS WORTH FUCKING UP IN THE CRASH PIT!" Damian yelled with confidence.
"And how are you going to do that?" Daisy asked.
"Follow me and I'll show you." Damian said as he floated into the forest.
Damian and Daisy was at the darkest depths of the forest as Daisy started to get scared.
"Damian, are you sure you know where you're going?" Daisy asked in fear.
"I'm sure. Don't worry, if you're scared, I'm here for you." Damian said.
Daisy started to smile.
"Thanks Damian." Daisy said as Damian stopped.
"We're here." Damian said as he removed some leaves, revealing a hearse that's covered in rust and cobwebs.
Daisy was shocked.
"Is that a hearse? Like for a Cemetery?" Daisy asked.
"Yes it is. This thing was abandon for who knows how long. I found this baby shit sack when I was 5 years old. Look at this large pussy 4 wheeler. Maxi glass windows. Titanium metal features. Big ass tires full of air. Look at this beauty. Why would anyone abandon this hearse?" Damian asked.
"I don't know. Have you checked the inside?" Daisy asked.
"Oh you don't want to know what the inside looks like." Damian said.
"Come on. Please?"
"Alright, but just to warn you, it's creepy inside this thing." Damian said as he opened the door to the hearse.
A lot of Spinaraks and Joltiks crawled out of the inside of the hearse, creeping Damian and Daisy out.
The inside of the hearse was in bad condition.
The chairs are made of carpeting, but the passenger seat was covered in dry vomit.
There's a dead body of a Drapion in the back of the hearse.
There was a poker table covered in food and junk.
The inside smelled like an outhouse.
And to top it all of, a Galvantula crawled out of the hearse from the ceiling of the hearse, scaring Damian and Daisy.
"Okay, this thing on the inside is disgusting. Did you see how many spider pokemon came out of that thing?" Daisy asked.
"Yeah I did. Holy shit. This thing on the inside is worst than before." Damian said.
Daisy started chuckling.
"What's so funny?" Damian asked.
"I just thought of something. What if we call Meloetta and Toldor and invite them here so that they can have sex in this shit hole you call a hearse?" Daisy said as she started laughing.
Damian started giggling after hearing that.
"Okay, if that really happened, that would be the funniest thing I would ever see." Damian said.
"'Oh Toldor, let's go to the forest to be somewhere privet.'" Daisy said in a mocking tone of Meloetta.
"'Alright baby. This hearse looks like a good spot.'" Damian said in a mocking tone of Toldor as he and Daisy started laughing their heads off.
"And then they open the door to this shit pile and went inside and had sex and they don't care if the car smells like a toilet." Daisy said as he continued laughing.
"They wouldn't find it funny when they find out that the inside of the hearse smells like shit, and that makes it funnier to us." Damian said as he continued laughing and slapped his knee and fell on the grass.
"Alright. Let's show this to Mercutio." Daisy said.
"Wait, I got to see the back of the hearse." Damian said as he opened the hearse, only to be disturbed by the dead Drapion, but he also found 25 cartons of icing.
"What the fuck? Hey Daisy, look at this." Damian said as Daisy flew over to him and saw the 25 cartons of icing.
"What? Why is there cartons of icing here?" Daisy asked.
"I don't know, but it's creepy and unnatural." Damian said as he grabbed one carton.
He was about to throw it until he saw it leaking blackish brown stuff.
Damian opened the carton of icing to see that there wasn't any icing in the carton, it was soda.
Pepsi soda.
"This isn't icing, it's soda." Damian said.
"Really?" Daisy said as she looked inside the carton.
"Wow, it really is soda. Why would someone empty out a carton of icing and fill it with soda?" Daisy asked.
"I don't know. It would be funny if Meloetta found this and saw the icing cartons, grab one and open it to see that soda was in there. Speaking of soda, I'm so fucking thirsty." Damian said as he was drinking the soda.
Daisy went inside the hearse and grabbed another carton of icing to find out there's more soda.
"Mmm. I wonder what happens when I shake it." Daisy said as she shook the soda in the carton.
The carton was vibrating as Daisy dropped it on the grass.
"Hey Damian, see what happens when you open this. I shook it." Daisy said.
Damian saw the vibrating carton as he picked it up and removed the purple lid as the soda forcefully came out like a geyser.
Damian freaked out as he went inside the hearse as the geyser died down.
Damian landed his feet on the grass as he picked up the carton.
It was completely empty.
"Holy shit. Did you see that?" Damian asked.
"Yeah I did. Holy crap. What the fluke was that about?" Daisy asked.
"I think its when you shook it. When I opened it, all the gas and oxygen from inside the carton must have felt the pressure and when I opened it, all the pressure came out like a volcanic force." Damian explained as a light bulb appeared on his head.
"I got an idea."
30 minutes later, Daisy was leading Mercutio to the hearse as he saw Damian sitting on the roof of the hearse.
"Aw sick. Looks like you did find a pile of car barf that worth destroying in the Crash Pit." Mercutio said.
"Oh fuck yeah I did. The inside is fucking gross as hell and look at this." Damian said as he took out a soda filled carton of icing from behind.
Mercutio took the carton and opened it to see the soda geyser from it as his face was covered in soda.
"Impressive Capulet, but I don't get what's the cartons of icing that is filled with Pepsi for." Mercutio said.
"Get this, we shake all 23 cartons of icing filled with soda, drive this thing in the Crash Pit, and all the soda will come out like heavy rain. Soda for everybody in Rainbow Park." Damian explained.
Mercutio was surprised.
"I like the idea. Alright let's do this." Mercutio said as he opened the door to the driver seat.
He opened the glove compartment to find the key.
"Aw yeah. Every time." Mercutio said as he put the key in the starter.
The engine started as the engine roared.
"YEAH! FUCK YEAH!" Damian shouted.
"Savage! Savage! Savage! Savage! Savage! Savage! Savage!" Mercutio chanted excitedly.
"Damian, go to the back and shake all the icing cartons that's filled with soda."
"You got it." Damian said as he flew over to the back of the hearse.
He grabbed an icing carton and shook it like he was strangling somebody as he used his Psychic and shook the other 22 as fast as he could.
The cartons started vibrating as Damian gently put them down.
"They're pressurized." Damian said as he went back to the vomit covered passenger seat.
"Alright. Let's do this." Mercutio said as he took out a walkie talkie.
"Hey Luis, find as much pokemon as you can. We just found a hearse and we're sending it to the Crash Pit."
"Alright buddy, I'll go find a lot of pokemon." Luis said.
"Alright. Let's go." Mercutio said as he stomped his foot on the gas petal as the hearse started moving.
"Daisy, see if you can find a cinder block."
"Alright." Daisy said as she looked around the inside of the hearse.
"Damian, you have friends, don't you?" Mercutio asked.
"Yes. 2 of them are on vacation, but I have 3 other friends." Damian said.
"Alright. Call them. I want your friends to never forget this." Mercutio said.
"Okay." Damian said as he took out his Galaxy 4S.
"Hey, it's me, Damian. Listen, you know that big sinkhole at Rainbow Park? Yeah, the Crash Pit. Go over there and see a hearse crash there. Me, Daisy, and a friend of ours are going to crash it at the Crash Pit. Come on, can't they wait? This is more awesome than fucking icing, F.Y.I. I don't like fucking icing. JUST GO OVER THERE WITH THOSE ICING FUCKING LOVERS! Alright, that's my boy. See you there." Damian said as he hanged up.
"They're coming as fast as the could."
"Okay. Let's send this shit junk pile into the Crash Pit." Mercutio said as he floored the gas pump, making the hearse go really fast.
Daisy was looking everywhere in the hearse as she found a cinder block.
"Found one cinder block." Daisy said as she picked it up, which was really heavy.
"Daisy, let me help you with that." Damian said as he grabbed the cinder block.
"Hand me that, Damian." Mercutio asked as Damian gave Mercutio the cinder block.
"Alright, we're 5 miles away from the Crash Pit. The pokemon are going to enjoy this."
At the Crash Pit, a really large group of pokemon was gathered around the Crash Pit at the other side from the ramp, chanting Crash Pit.
In the bushes, Oshawott, Toldor, and Aria Meloetta came out and saw the large crowd of pokemon.
"Oshawott, Toldor? What's with the large crowd of pokemon gathered at that sinkhole?" Meloetta asked.
"That sinkhole is not just a sinkhole. Ever since that thing appeared, pokemon have been putting on shows, crashing vehicles into that hole." Toldor said.
"Really? Wow. So Oshawott, any reason why Damian wants us to be here?" Meloetta asked.
"He said he found a hearse in the middle of the forest in Rainbow Park. He said he, Daisy, and a new friend of his is going to crash it." Oshawott said.
"Okay. So why do pokemon crash random vehicles into that big ass sinkhole?" Meloetta asked.
"For the pokemon's entertainment. They've been doing this for 10 years. They call it, the Crash Pit." Oshawott said.
"But there's one pokemon who finds really great vehicles and do extreme stunts with them. He's a Garchomp named Mercutio. I used to work for him when he was a teenage Gabite. I won't forget the times he did those Crash Pit stunts." Toldor said.
"You used to work for this Mercutio pokemon?" Meloetta asked.
"Yeah I did. It was a lot of fun. I remember it like it was yesterday, which was actually 4 years ago." Toldor said
Flashback (4 years ago)
2 yellow cars jumped off from a ramp and crashed into each other and into the Crash Pit.
Mercutio as a Gabite driving a school bus that's covered with stains and barf with a Dragonite, Toldor as a Poliwhirl, and a Haunter.
"Go go go." Mercutio said as he jumped out of the bus.
Toldor, the Dragonite, and the Haunter jumped out of the back of the bus.
The bus was still driving as it crashed into the edge of the Crash Pit as it fell in the pit and explode.
A crowd of Pokemon saw the explosion as they started cheering in excitement.
Toldor, Daisy, the Dragonite, and the Haunter was putting expired fireworks in the trunk of a red, white, and blue car as Mercutio was in the drivers seat as they closed the trunk and went in the car.
"Daisy, you ready to witness you're first Crash Pit explosion?" Mercutio asked.
"Yes, yes, yes." Daisy said in a cute 10 year old girl voice.
"Alright. Let's do this!" Mercutio said as he floored the gas petal, making the car go really fast.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." Toldor and Daisy said in excitement.
"We're close, jump." Mercutio said as he jumped out of the car.
Toldor grabbed Daisy and jumped out of the car, so did the Dragonite and the Haunter as the car jumped off of the ramp and crashed into the Crash Pit and exploded, but with the fireworks, they flew out of the hole and into the night skies.
After seeing that, the hole city witnessed the fireworks from the location from the Crash Pit as they cheered and put their right hands, claws, or paws on their chest and sang the national anthem.
Flashback ended
"The funny thing is that it was the 4th of July when Mercutio did that firework stunt. It was so fucking awesome."
"I like it when Mercutio crashed a bus in the Crash Pit. He was like, 'This is what happens when you have a bad driver for school.' Errrrrr, buesh, beush, blam." Oshawott said.
"Tee-hee. Sounds like the Crash Pit is entertaining. So what's Mercutio going to do with Damian in the Crash Pit?" Meloetta asked.
"I don't know, but it's got to be fucking awesome as shit." Toldor said.
"More awesome than our love?" Meloetta said with a frown on her face.
"Nothing can match our love, Meloetta baby." Toldor said.
"I knew you wouldn't think our love is less awesome than this." Meloetta said as she kissed Toldor on the lips.
"Oh come on, get a room." Oshawott said.
Mercutio, Damian, and Daisy was still at the hearse as they were 1.5 miles from the Crash Pit.
"So you mean to say that you witnessed your first Crash Pit explosion when you were 10 years old?" Damian asked.
"Yup. I was so excited because Mercutio is so popular at the Crash Pit for doing this stuff, isn't that right Mercutio?" Daisy asked Mercutio.
"Oh hell yeah. It was the 4th of July when she saw her first Crash Pit stunt and explosion. We put expired fireworks in the trunk and crashed it into the Crash Pit. The fireworks went all the way into the air and exploded. It was sweet." Mercutio said as he noticed the Crash Pit was 1 mile away.
"Alright. Here goes nothing. Get ready to jump out on 3."
They were getting close to the Crash Pit.
"Alright. 1...2...3!"
Mercutio and Damian jumped out of the hearse.
Daisy was about to jump until her left leg got caught by the Drapion's lifeless claws.
She can barely jump out.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea..." Damian stopped as he's wondering where Daisy is.
"Daisy?" Damian said as he looked around.
"HELP! I CAN'T JUMP OUT! HELP!" Daisy cried for help.
Damian heard her.
"DAISY! DON'T WORRY! I'M COMING!" Damian said as he ran after the hearse.
"Damian? What the fuck are you doing?!" Mercutio said.
"DAISY'S TRAPPED IN THE HEARSE!" Damian yelled as he was still chasing after the hearse.
Mercutio was shocked as he chased after him.
Damian literally caught up to the hearse as he and the hearse was 2 minutes from the Crash Pit as he saw Daisy's leg caught by the lifeless Drapion's claws.
"HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?!" Damian asked furiously.
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!" Daisy asked furiously.
"BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUS! I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU! I'M NOT ANGRY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT SHIT!" Damian yelled furiously.
"That's really touching, Damian. Help me out of here." Daisy said.
Damian jumped into the hearse as he noticed that he and Daisy was 1 minute away from the Crash Pit from jumping off of the ramp.
"GRAB MY FUCKING HAND!" Damian shouted.
Daisy grabbed Damian's hand as Damian pulled her with strength.
Mercutio couldn't catch up to the hearse as he stopped.
"DAMIAN! YOU GOT 30 SECONDS TO GET DAISY OUT OF THERE!" Mercutio yelled furiously.
Damian heard Mercutio as he pulled Daisy's right leg with all the strength he has left.
"WE ONLY GOT 25 SECONDS LEFT!" Damian said.
Meloetta was looking through Oshawott's binoculars as she saw the hearse 20 seconds away from the Crash Pit.
"EVERYBODY! LET'S COUNT DOWN! 15, 14, 13..."
Damian was still pulling Daisy's right leg as her left leg is almost out of the lifeless Drapion's claws.
"...12, 11, 10, 9, 8..."
The whole crowd of pokemon started counting with Meloetta, Toldor, and Oshawott.
"...7, 6, 5..."
Damian was still pulling Daisy's right leg as her left leg slipped out of the lifeless Drapion's claws.
"...4..."
Daisy fell on the floor.
"Damian, I can't move. I don't have the strength." Daisy said.
"THEN I'LL MAKE YOU JUMP!" Damian yelled as he grabbed Daisy and jumped out of the hearse with Daisy in his hands.
"...3, 2, 1.!"
The hearse jumped off of the ramp and crashed into the bottom.
With the explosion, the icing cartons filled with soda also exploded as the soda came to the surface and burst out of the Crash Pit like a volcano, making the soda fall down like hard rain, hitting the crowd of pokemon, Oshawott, Toldor, Meloetta, Mercutio, Damian, and Daisy.
The crowd of pokemon had their mouths open as they tasted the soda and cheered.
Damian got up and gently put Daisy down on the ground.
Mercutio ran over to them and grabbed Daisy.
"Oh thank god you're alright." Mercutio said as he hugged Daisy.
Mercutio stopped hugging Daisy as he put Daisy down on her paws as she rushed to Damian and started crying.
"Daisy, it's okay. You're safe now." Damian said as he hugged Daisy.
"Damian, I can't believe you risked your life to rescue Daisy." Mercutio said.
"I did it because I care about Daisy. She's my girlfriend for god's sake. I won't let her die like that." Damian said.
"Well after that stunt you pulled, you earned my trust." Mercutio said as he took out his claw.
"You cannot tell, but I want a handshake."
Damian smiled as he grabbed Mercutio's claw and shook it.
"Friends?"
"Friends."
Oshawott, Toldor, and Meloetta ran over to Damian, Daisy, and Mercutio.
"Damian, that was awesome. The way you and Mercutio made that soda volcano from the Crash Pit was awesome." Oshawott said.
"Thanks. Did you guys enjoy the show?" Damian asked.
"YES WE DID!" Oshawott, Toldor, and Meloetta yelled simultaneously in excitement.
"Okay. Well I'm glad you enjoyed it. I hope it's better than you're icing fucking love moments." Damian said as he gave a menacing stare at Toldor and Meloetta.
"It was cool, but nothing can top me and Toldor's love for each other." Meloetta said as she pulled out a carton of vanilla icing from under her dress.
"Oh shit fucking brother." Damian said as he face palmed himself.
"You know those icing loving bozos?" Mercutio asked.
Damian looked at Meloetta eating her icing, making Toldor drool.
Damian rolled his eyes in disbelief and said,
"No, I don't."
