Here's another one, this time with Deidara.
I do not own Naruto.
Deidara was eating his lunch on top of a boulder when he looked down to see a woman and a little boy. They both stared at him, especially the mother. She was pretty mad.
"Momma, who is he?"
Deidara raised his eyebrow as the little boy asked that question. Who on earth would ask a question like that? He is Deidara, a member of the Akatsuki. He is wanted in his former village of Iwagakure for the attack he had done years ago. He is considered dangerous from his former people.
"Kuchimaru, that man up there is your father."
Deidara did a double take. Did he had just heard her say to her son that he was the boy's father? He got up and jumped down from the boulder to where they were standing.
"Who are you to say that? There is no way he is my son, yeah. He does not look anything like me!"
The boy in his mother's arms looked just like his mother with dark, brown hair that reached down to his chin and round, black eyes that shined under the sun. Like his mother, Kuchimaru had the clan's symbols on both of his cheeks. The little boy reached out to the man with his tiny hands. For some strange reason, Deidara reached out to him with his right hand where Kuchimaru managed to hold onto to his index finger.
"He is your son. Don't tell me you have forgotten that night two years ago?"
Deidara turned to the woman in front of him. When he did, memories rushed to his brain where he remembered that fateful night two years ago.
Flashback
A blond haired man and a dark haired woman were naked in bed. Their bodies were entangled as their lust had taken complete control. The man went lower until he was face to face with her folds that were already wet a while ago.
"My hands are a work of art, yeah. They can do wonders if I used them the right way. Just like this."
She gasped as at not one, but three tongues, two at her breasts and one between her legs, teasing her nipples and clit at the same time.
"Oh my...yes! I-it..."
The feeling she was going through...she wondered how on earth he was doing could feel that good. The stimulation on all three was intense to the point she shivered at his touch. The man lifted his head to her to watch her reaction before going back in where he let his tongues do the work for him. Soon, the tongue from his mouth would be replaced with something much, much better.
End Flashback
Deidara remembered that the woman in front of him was the woman he had slept with that night.
"I remember that night. If I am not mistaken, you told me that your name was Hana."
"I'm surprised that you remembered my name, Deidara."
Both ninja were pleased with one another.
"You was drunk that night, yeah."
Hana's eyes widen at the accusation that Deidara had just made.
"It that was true, then I would have never remebered your bloody scent! "
"So what if we have done it? It still does not mean that he is my son. You could have probably slept with other men before me, yeah."
Anger rose to her face when Deidara said those words.
"Why you-"
"Prove it. Prove to mahhh-"
Deidara yelled as he felt a painful pinch coming from the finger Kuchimaru was holding from his hand. He instantly withdrew and checked to see that his finger was bleeding.
"What the fuck, yeah?! Owww!"
Hana whacked him on the side of his head.
"Don't curse in front of him! I have to put up with my brother with that mouth of his. I do not need to have that from you!"
Deidara saw Kuchimaru's hand and saw the mouth on his palm. He saw how two of the teeth are sharp. There was a tiny amount of blood from the corner of its mouth.
There was no mistake as Deidara finally accepted that Kuchimaru is his son.
"We need to talk."
"Yeah, we should."
Deidara reached into his pouch and pulled out his hand where he made a clay bird. It flew from his hand. Hana put him down where he then followed it. Kuchimaru played with the clay bird that was flying around him as his mother and father stood a few yards away from him. They watched him before Deidara spoke.
"So, he is my son."
"Yes."
"I would never imagined that I would be a father."
"You have a right to know. The mouths on his hands were a dead giveaway. It would be a matter of time before he starts to ask questions. You have no idea what lengths I had to go through to find you."
He turned to her. Deidara knew about her through Itachi. He gave information on each and every shinobi from Konoha. He told him that the Inuzuka clan were trackers that rely on their hounds and scent of smell to find and locate their target. It was no surprise to Deidara that she was able to locate him.
"I don't regret that night. I'm glad that it happened. I was surprised to learn that I was even pregnant. When Kuchimaru was born, he looked just like anyone from my clan. It was only a week later that the mouths on his hands opened and that is where I knew that I had to find you. It had taken me a long time but I am pleased to say that it was worth it in the end."
"Daddy!"
Deidara gave a small smile as he looked back to his son Kuchimaru. He was waving at his father as he laughed.
"He's going to be a fine shinobi one day. I just hope that he does not become a criminal like me. Hopefully, he could appreciate my love for art, yeah."
"That would be nice."
"Hana?"
"Yes?"
"Thank you for our son, yeah."
She gave a smile to him, the same smile she gives to their son, Kuchimaru.
"You're welcome, Deidara."
That's it for DeidaraxHana. Do you think that the next one would be Zetsu? How about Kisame? Maybe Tobi? Or is it Konan? Remember, Itachi will be last.
Kuchi means mouth and maru is added to the name. That is how I gave their son that name: Kuchimaru.
