Chapter 3: Unexpected Surprises
Chloe and I were still making-out on the couch in the library, and this had to be the best. Somehow my shirt had fallen to the floor, and I had started inching Chloe's further up. I had just sucked on her neck...probably too hard, and it would probably bruise, oops. When I bit down on her lip asking for entrance, someone cleared their throat, but I still didn't stop I was too far gone that's when I heard...
"Hello Derek... Chloe-" Andrew spoke scaring Chloe half to death making her sit straight up hitting me in the head. That's when I realized how awkward this position was, especially for Chloe who was flashing a very, gulp, very nice bra...why didn't I notice how nice that was earlier?
"Uh- Uh- H-Hi An-Andrew," Chloe stuttered trying to pull down her shirt, blushing fire engine red.
"I think there is something you both need to share with me," Andrew said in a calm voice.
"Well Andrew I think you pretty much already know what's going on," and I winked at Chloe, first she was shocked then she was angry...she smacked me on the back of the head, so much for being the alpha male.
"What was that for?" I grunted.
"Your smugness, Andrew we were going to tell you in a different setting I'm sorry you had to find us in such a manner..." Chloe tried to smooth things over, being surprisingly calm.
"Well it isn't like I already didn't know," Andrew chuckled "-but onto a more serious topic..." uh oh I do not like where this is going."I'm sure you have already had this discussion with your parents, but since that was before either of you were in a serious relationship-" I cut him off.
"Andrew we don't need the sex talk," I actually whined.
"Well I think you may need to hear it again," Andrew snapped causing Chloe to turn deep red, and to try to make a run for it, but I grabbed her waist before she could get anywhere.
"Where do you think you're going if I have to hear it again so. do. You." She gulped, and started to plead with me, and I about gave in she had a good argument.
"I have already had this discussion with one man, and trust me that made quite an impression, I don't want a second one..." She shuddered at the memory. "Please-" she tried again.
"No Chloe I would feel much better if I did this again for peace of mind," Andrew spoke this time.
Andrew's little sex talk took two hour, dreadful hours at that. Andrew had used diagrams, internet articles, and one banana...I will never be able to look at that fruit in the same way ever again. Poor Chloe looked completely scarred, she had the same blank look on her face for the past few hours. Heading into the kitchen we ran into Simon, who noticed our expressions.
"What happened to you guys you looked completely shell-shocked." That little pervert set us up.
"YOU-" I growled, "my own brother ratting us out...run," and I started to chase him, Simon didn't stand a chance.
"So how'd he catch you, on the couch, going at it hot and heavy, by the look on Chloe's face I would have to say I'm correct," he taunted and tormented as I chased him around the kitchen. "Remind me later to ask Andrew what Chloe's bra looked like," that's when I cracked and tackled Simon to the ground.
"I am not going to kill you, because you are my brother, but you will suffer humiliation," I growled and pulled Simon's pants knowing all to well he had pink, Hello-Kitty boxers on. Simon pushed me off of him, and Tori chose this great moment to enter the kitchen falling over with laughter.
"Derek Souza be for warned I Will Get You For This," Simon said trying to regain his dignity, but when he tried to walk off he tripped, because...he was lookin' like a fool with his pants on the ground, I hummed in my head. He gave up scrambled to his feet and ran out the door. I overheard Tori speaking to Chloe then.
"Chloe I want to know what happened meet me in our room later," before she ran out in the hallway yelling "Simon."
"Well Derek I have the feeling this is the beginning of a war," Chloe said, and I smirked.
"I can take what-ever he can dish out as long as you're by my side," she pulled me down to kiss me.
"You know I'm not going anywhere," she said, we then moved into the library kissing like we were still in the library.
"Derek-" she gasped when I was kissing her neck.
"mmmm-mmmm" I hummed into her collar bone.
"Can I help you get revenge?" she asked.
"Of course-" I ended the conversation with my lips.
A/N: So this how the story ends, I might write a sequel full of pranks, but I'm not sure so keep watch...and please review! There's a better chance I will write a sequel if you review. I'm just saying.
