"Yes, yes I know it's been a long time since I've updated, but Blue was busy with stupid stuff like homework and family. I finally got hold of her and am holding her OC's and her against their will... ON WITH THE SHOW!"
"Were the ropes really necessary?" asked Blue.
"Yes... Now, Gibson?" I said.
"Yes?"
"Would you like to get a little revenge on our dear widdle Sparky?"
"NEVER CALL ME THAT!"
"I CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT!" I shouted back at him.
"Yes..." Gibson said uncertainly.
"Good...(DING!) Why did I put the volume on high? Oh well this dare is from Lorrie the Ninja Elf saying, "I dare Sparx to crush Gibson's gel blob and his latest experiments AND Gibson to take a chainsaw and pink glitter glue to the Fist Rocket 3 and Sparx's magnets!""
"HA! I get to destroy Gibsons stuff!" Sparx said pumping his fists in the air.
"Woah hold it right there. We're not doing that part of the dare..."
"WHAT?!"
"I want it to be PURE revenge! MUHAHAHA! (cough) I mean...uh...er... ON WITH THE DARE!" I snap my fingers and we are all outside with the Fist Rocket 3, 20 cans of pink glitter glue, and a chainsaw. Sparx was strapped down and forced to watch.
"THIS ISN'T FAIR!" Sparx screamed.
"LIFE ISN'T FAIR! SO GET OVER IT PINKY!" Phonix shouted at him. Gibson picked up a gallon of the pink glitter glue and dumped it all over the Fist Rocket. He continued this until the only color we could see on the ship was pink.
"Hey, it matches your face." Phonix said to Sparx, "Ugly and pink."
"Now here are Sparx's magnets and-"
"HOW DID YOU GET THOSE?!"
"That's not important... Alright so Gibson get to work!" I said cheerily. Gibson grabbed the magnets and showered it in the sparkly substance. Sparx starting tearing up watching his "manly" weapons turn into sticky pink...er...uh... things. I handed Gibson the chainsaw and he got to work cutting off "unnecessary" things like wings, and emergency brakes, steering controls. He then cut words into the side that said, "PINK PONY EXPRESS".
"Done." said Gibson standing back to admire his work.
"This isn't permanent glue, right?" asked Sparx wiping some tears away.
"Oh...uh...er...(ding) Oh thank goodness... This dare is from Htgr8 saying, "I dare Chiro to turn into a pig and be chased around the city by ravage wolves!"
"Where are we going to find-" Violet was suddenly interrupted by a pack of vicious wolves breaking a hole in the wall. Jinmay was riding the lead wolf. I had forgotten about the dare where Chiro and Jinmay were supposed to be hating each other... I snapped my fingers and Chiro turned into a nice plump pig.
"GET HIM! EAT HIS HEART LIKE HE BROKE MINE! MUHAHAHAHA!" Jinmay cackled.
"AHHH!" Chiro squealed trying to run as fast as he could on his short stubby feet.
"You don't think she's taking this too far, do you?" Blue asked to Otto.
"Maybe... but it's fun to watch!"
"Hey does anyone know where Nova is?" I asked.
"She said something about going to the spa..." Antauri replied.
"AGAIN?! HOW MANY TIMES DO YA NEED TO GO TO A SPA?!" Violet screamed.
"You can never have too much spa time!" said Nova entering the room, "Besides it's nice being surrounded by all those big, muscly, men..."
"WHAT BIG, MUSCLY, MEN?!" Sparx shouted pointing his pink, glittery arm at her. Nova beamed.
"Why Sparx! I would have never believed that YOU of all people would be interested in such a feminine color!" Sparx paled.
"I-i... IT WAS A DARE! I DIDN'T CHOSE TO DO THIS!" He said as a light shade of blush covered his face.
" HA! Pinky's face is turning PINKER!" Phonix shouted pointing and laughing. I snap my fingers and the wolves disappear and Chiro turns back to his Shuggazoomian self. Jinmay is no longer mad at Chiro and vise-versa.
"I'm SOOO SORRY FOR TRYING TO KILL YOU! Will you forgive me?" Jinmay asked crying into Chiro's shoulder.
"Of course I forgive you." He replied. They kissed and everyone groaned.
"Oh well that's the end of this chapter... READ AND REVIEW!" I snapped my fingers and Blue was untied and sent home to her worried family and her unfinished homework.
