ACT III
Scene I – Night Games
The following night, Meg was at her computer one evening wrapped in her blanket when Kevin came over for a visit. He climbed into her room with a ladder.
Kevin noticed the blanket Meg was wearing. It was a red-and-blue Buffalo Bills blanket.
Kevin, a Pats fan, was disappointed in Meg's secret.
After a brief moment of shame and awkwardness, Kevin decided to play a game with Meg.
First, it involved Meg giving him a friendly back rub.
The back rub was followed by Kevin touching Meg's hands.
That tender moment quickly became a tickle fight.
Pats boy vs. Bills girl!
They kissed each other as they buried themselves under the blanket.
Scene II – In the Woods
Meanwhile, Chris was in his room listening to music. He got a phone call from Connie.
Chris snuck out in the middle of the night, and went on a road trip with Connie.
Connie took Chris on a surprise trip to the woods. They parked in a secluded spot near the edge of a cliff, a beautiful scene overlooking a fantastic spring gorge.
Chris asked why they are out in the woods on a clear night under a full moon. Connie, who was strangely wearing a robe, unveiled herself.
She was wearing a dark negligee underneath. She was felling particularly aroused.
"You be the pianist musician…
…and I'll be the violinist succubus.
As she crawled into Chris' lap, she whispered,
"Let's make some music."
She licked the cheek of a now-horrified Chris.
Scene III – Where's Chris?
Back at home, Kevin left, having finished his compensatory game with Meg. Meg, a little sweaty, wrapped her blanket around her as she went to use the bathroom.
When she passed by Chris' room, she discovered that Chris was gone.
Scene IV – To the Rescue!
Back in the woods, Connie chased Chris out of and around the car, demanding that Chris have intercourse with her.
"COME BACK HERE AND DO ME!"
They ran into a big, ugly rat, which unfortunately had rabies. The rat chased Chris and Connie over the hills, through the woods and into a stone corner. The frothing rat loomed in, and started nibbling at the tail of Connie's golden hair. Chris and Connie cried and screamed for help.
Just then, an owl hooted on a tree top. It swooped in.
Connie though the owl was going to attack her. Chris thought it was going to poo on him.
The owl instead tried to catch the rat, but had to fight it. The owl eventually won, and carried the rat away for supper.
Chris and Connie were both relieved, but were again scared when they hear an owls hoot growing louder and louder. They saw an ominous shadow.
That shadow turned out to be…Meg.
As they dusted themselves off, they were both asking what she was doing out and how she found them.
Meg explained how, when she began her search with Chris, she heard screaming from a far distance. On her way to the woods, she navigated her way around with her bird calls. She made friends with an owl, who guided her to their location.
Chris was very thankful for her rescue. Connie, however, concealed her gratitude with her predictable arrogance.
While she wasn't looking, Meg and Chris jacked her car back into town. Connie was left stranded in the woods, as the crickets chirped away. It was fifty-two degrees Fahrenheit.
During their ride home, it was then that Chris whispered in Meg's ear something disturbing Connie attempted to do to him.
On a pinky promise, Meg and Chris resolved never to speak of the incident again.
Scene V – Sibling Serenity
The next day, Chris broke up with Connie. He spent most of the day hanging out with Neil.
Connie, after an exhausting night in the woods, and walking back into town, slumped over by her locker as her friends tried to make sense of what happened.
At the end of the school day, Chris once again thanked Meg for the rescue, and apologized for not considering her feelings during his relationship with Connie.
They hugged.
Chris and Meg shared a ride home on Chris' bicycle.
THE END
