Alex: NNNNNeeeeexxxtttt chapter baby!

Naru-chan: Yatta! Let's get this party started!

Dante: *appears* Hey! That's my line!

Naru-chan: Gomen!

Alex: Dante since you're here do the disclaimer!

Dante: God damn it! Alex doesn't own Naruto if she did Sakura would never have been a character!

Naruto walked to the training grounds an onigiri hanging from his mouth. As soon as he was a good 2 feet from the meeting spot he could already hear the pink blobs voice, 'It's too early to be dealing with this bitch.' Naruto groaned.

The banshee turned its head and glared when it saw the onigiri hanging out of the blonde's mouth. "NARUTO-BAKA! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE EATING!" the bitch screamed; Naruto did the only thing that he had the energy to do. He flipped her off and walked towards a tree and sat down. "O-ohayou Naruto-k-kun!" a voice said Naruto looked up to see Sasuke standing next to him. "Did you eat breakfast?" Naruto asked, "Ano…iie." Sasuke stuttered until an onigiri was shoved into his mouth; "You'll need it. Out of the two of you, you'll actually be helpful." Naruto muttered.

*Poof*

"Ohayou minna-san!" came the cheeky replay from the silver haired ninja, "Why were you late sensei?" Sasuke asked "Well you see a young woman asked me to help her save from a mummy and I simply couldn't refuse." Kakashi said.

"…"

"Any way let's begin your test" Kakashi stated as he pulled out two bells, "all you have to do is steal these bells from me." He said. "But sensei there're only two bells and three of us." The pink haired (….Damn I can't think of an insult!) girl said, Kakashi just sighed "Hai Sakura, the reason to this is to see who can get these bells. Now if you don't come at me ready to kill you won't survive when enemy attacks- Naruto you can't actually kill me. This is just a test!" Kakashi said quickly when he noticed the crazed look in the blonde's eyes.

Naruto just growled and look away. "Anyway, you have till noon" Kakashi said as he set a timer on top of one of the posts "also whoever fails to get a bell will be tied to the posts and won't be getting lunch. And if you fail" (lightning and eerie music in the back round) (Naruto, Sasuke, Slut: Wtf?) "You'll be sent back to the academy!" Kakashi said as the music got louder.

Naruto finally got ticked off and threw a kunai at the radio behind them and glared at Kakashi, who in turn sweat drop; "Ano…hajime!" Kakashi said as the three genin scattered and fled to the trees.

(Weakest goes first: Slut you're up!)

Sakura ran through the woods 'Sasuke-kun where are you? No! He can't hurt my Sasuke-kun!' she thought in her messed up mind. She suddenly slid and stopped behind a bush, she saw Kakashi standing just a few feet away; "Thank god he didn't see me." Sakura whispered to herself (Mental much). "Sakura, behind you." A voice whispered from behind her, she turned to see Kakashi "GGGGYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHH!" she screamed and fainted. "Well that was easy." Kakashi said and walked away with a spring in his step.

(Second strongest: Sasuke-chan you're up!)

Sasuke heard a scream from across the woods 'Was that Sakura?' he thought before shrugging and continuing on his task at hand: Finding Naruto.

Sasuke walked a little farther until he heard a twig snap, he turned to see Naruto walking into the clearing. "N-Naruto-kun?" Sasuke said, Naruto looked towards him and grabbed Sasuke's wrists. "Sasuke, there's something I need to tell you…I…I love you!" Naruto said and kissed Sasuke. Sasuke's eyes widen and he blushed furiously 'He's kissing me! Naruto-kun's kissing me! I-I-I t-think I'm going to faint!' and with that thought the raven fainted (Another Hinata moment! XD). Naruto sat Sasuke down and poofed away.

'Well, that was funny! Yaoi, yes!' Kakashi sung in his head. (…Don't ask)

(And finally the strongest: Naruto go dattebayo!)

Naruto walked into the clearing and sighed "Kakashi, come out." Naruto said as he turned to see Kakashi jump down from a tree. "So, you're ready to fight? Alright." Kakashi said before he charged towards the blonde.

Kakashi threw a punch which was blocked and countered by a quick spin kick, Kakashi backed away and pulled out a few kunais and threw them at the blonde. Naruto pulled out a kunai and deflected each kunai before he threw the one in his hand; Kakashi dodged the kunai but didn't see as Naruto kicked up each fallen kunai and use his foot to launch them at the scarecrow.

A few snagged his shirt sleeve but none touched his skin, "Naruto-kun do you know what made Kyuubi so special?" Kakashi asked noticing as Naruto tensed up and glared at Kakashi "He was able to injure me. Let's see if you are the same." Naruto just ran forward and let out a barrage of punches.

Kakashi caught his fist, Naruto jumped up and brought down his foot which was also caught; suddenly Naruto leaned back far enough so his fingers toughed the bells. Kakashi's eyes widened but he threw Naruto away just before the blonde could snatch the bells away. Naruto landed gracefully on his feet and began to do hand signs that only the trained eyes could see "Katon: Goukakyuu no jutsu!" Naruto shouted, a giant fire ball came from his lips and flew at Kakashi.

'No genin should be able to use fire style techniques!' Kakashi thought shocked as the fire ball engulfed him, seconds later a scorched crater that was all that was left 'Where is he?' Naruto thought. 'Above, left? Behind, right? Only one place left.' Naruto thought before he pulled his fist back and punched the ground.

The ground starts to crack until it crumbled and giant pieces of the ground shot up, and right between two places Kakashi could be seen with wide eyes and sweating 'I see he got his mother's strength.' Kakashi thought fear running through him; "Peek-a-boo Kakashi-sensei." Naruto said in a cold voice. But before Naruto could make his next move a loud explosion went off, "What the hell?" Naruto and Kakashi yell.

Alex: Ha ha ha! Cliff hanger!

Naruto: Well this wasn't so bad but where the fuck did that kiss come from?

Alex: Uh…nowhere! *runs to room and puts sealing spells on door*

Naruto: *kicking and pounding on door* ALEX YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASS HOLE! OPEN THIS GOD DAMN DOOR SO I CAN FUCKING RIP YOU LUNGS OUT, STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM, CUT UP YOUR BODY, FEED THEM TO POOR PEOPLE, KILL THEM, SEND THEM TO AFRICA, KILL THEM, RESERECT YOU, AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!

Naru-chan: *sweat drop* Uh…R & R. Hoped you enjoyed!