A/N: Well hello everyone. Here is another chapter for you all to enj....thi…lit…What the f….
(Explosion of static)
H/N-Mwahahahahaha. Yes we will have silence from you now for it is I who is in control of this story now. It is I who is controlling it and not the 'Coming Darkness'. It is it I Mojo Jojo who is in control and I will remain in control for I cannot be stopped now for I am in control of this fic and can do anything I want. For example I could write this:
Buttercup hit herself
H/N:…and she would do it. HAHAHAHA. I win!
Now, the reason I have hacked my way into this story is to express my curses towards the bad treatment I get in the different stories that I have featured in on this ''. Even in this very story I have already been shown living in a cardboard box in a wet alley and being attacked by an overweight chef. This is unacceptable! I have therefore taken over this story to insure that it will remain the way that I, Mojo Jojo, wish for it to be. I have kidnapped the Coming Darkness and forced him to do my bidding so he will not stop me and will write only what I wish for.
You will know when it is I writing for I will but a H/N before my words for that stands for Hackers Note and that is what I am, a hacker.
I will make this story praise the name of Mojo Jojo and then the world. Mwhahahahahaha.
Chapter 2
Airport Trouble
Megaville Airport was alive with activity.
For anyone stood upon the upper balcony, the hundreds of people that made their way across the various paths and corridors of shops and cafés would have looked like bees in a hive, void of any possible uniting conciseness as they were. Every one of them was making their way to whatever destination they had set themselves, shoving each other out of the way in their path of pointless existence which they always strived to find a point to…
Or at least…that was what the look upon the ape's hairy face seemed to say.
With a sigh, Princess absentmindedly tossed one of the chips that lay in front of her at her companion, grinning as it bounced of his green snout, causing it to twitch slightly. Giggling she looked away from the irritated look in the monkeys eyes and starred over the balcony at the hordes of people below.
Slowly, her eyes narrowed as she focused on the form of a strange looking man stepping in through the main entrance and pushing his way through the crowd. She raised an eyebrow as a young girl fell in front of him when he pushed her aside and he kicked her in response. The girl cried out in pain as she rolled away but a man that Princess assumed to be her farther step forward and confronted his daughter's attacker, shouting and curling his fists. By now people all around had stopped what they had been doing and turned to seek out the source of the commotion, not one however seeming to see fit to actually intervene.
"Observe Mojo" She finally said, making an over the top gesture towards the arguing men with a purple silk gloved hand "The common rabble that thrive throughout this cesspool of a city that our…neutral foe has chosen to call home and…I hesitate to say…help"
"I already know them" came the uninterested reply as Mojo pulled a newspaper out of someone's pocket as they walked by. "I spent eight full years living in that 'cesspool of a city' and had my fair few run-ins with that type of person"
"Indeed" Princess sighed, restraining the urge to taunt him about his past life style. She starred at him for another second before turning round again and looking out upon the scene that was playing out below them, somewhat enjoying the idea of her bird's eye view being like that of a god looking down upon the mortals below.
The two men below were now deep in a heated argument about whether the girls should have watched where she was going or not and it looked like the farther was on the verge of exchanging blows with him at any second.
That was of course, until the attacker pulled a gun on him…
A deathly silence fell upon the airport waiting room as the attacker stood with his pistol held only a few inches from the other man who was pushing his daughter behind him in an act of defense. The now gunman panted heavily and shook as he held the gun, sweat running across his face.
"What's this guy think he's doing?" Mojo groaned as he looked over the top of his paper "Pulling out a gun for a simple argument makes no sense if you do not wish to blow your cover. It's a foolish schoolboy error, if he was planning to rob a bank or something he should have kept it hidden until the last moment of time. Only a fool would do something like that and this man is obviously one of those people of low intelligence…"
H/N-Yes. I am indeed a criminal mastermind
"In fact I believe that he is…"
Mojo gave a sudden snort as another chip came flying from his companion, getting jammed inside one of his nostrils and forcing him to roll onto his side, snorting and sneezing like mad as the vinegar and salt went flying up his nose, prompting a fit of hilarity from the women beside him.
H/N-Hey! What did I say about my treatment?
A/N:HAHAHAHA
"Shut up! Does this seem funny to you!?"
The two villains felt silent in surprise as the gunman below started screaming at them, waving his gun in every possible direction. The man seemed to be on the verge of breaking down into a panic as he, pointing the gun at everyone and at the same time no one. Sweat was running down his face and he was slowly backing up, making his way towards the train platform.
As he reached the door he began screaming for no one to follow him, actually going so far as to release a shot of his gun into the ground, sending the surrounding people into a blind panic, all running into every direction in their attempt to get away from the mad man. Mojo sighed as he watched them run, scattering in such a disorderly fashion made no sense to him, wouldn't it only put the gunman into a bigger panic himself. He watched as men and women alike pushed for the door before catching a glimpse of a single man, smartly dressed and carrying a suitcase, calmly straighten his tie in the middle of the chaos before turning and walking away, apparently completely unaffected by the horde of screaming people that somehow always failed to bump into him.
"All of you just shut up!" The gunman screamed. It was all too clear that he had no idea what he was doing. He fired another round into the ground in an attempt to get their attention but of course this only made the crowd even more panicked. He didn't notice the grinning forms of Mojo and Princess as he broke into a run and begun pushing through the crowd, desperately trying to get to the door.
SMASH
Both Mojo and Princess gagged on their own air in shock as the windows above the door exploded with a blast of shattered glass and green light. People were sent flying as the light flew down and grabbed the fleeing gunman, lifting him a little too late to prevent his legs from smashing into other people. As the green light lifted the screaming man higher a reddish light shot through the already shattered window, followed by a blue one.
"Hahahaha! What did I tell you Mojo?" Princess screamed to be heard over the crowd her face shaped into a mixture of joy and excitement "The Powerpuff girls, just liked I promised you"
"Yer" The monkey snarled "And we are in no position to…fight……them…impossible"
Princess frowned as Mojo suddenly trailed of, his face blanking in utter shock as he looked up at the floating figures that were forming now that the lights around them had faded. The ape's eyes were wide in shock as he saw three boys hovering in the places that should have been occupied by three girls. Three boys he had long thought dead.
The Rowdyruff Boys grinned with each other as the dangled the terrified gunman upside down from the ceiling.
A/N: As I have previously stated in Deal with the Devil, in my story the RRB were never resurrected by HIM. There for they have been dead ever since they were 'killed' by the PPG and thus have never met HIM before nor done any of the things that they did after they returned…except what happened in the episode 'Boys Toys' that did happen…errr, is that too confusing?
H/N-Yes, my boys never left me for that red skinned transvestite! I am the best, which is to say that I am supreme and…
A/N:Oh shut up
"Well…that's interesting" Princess frowned as she looked at the boys toying with their captive. "Aren't they supposed to be dead?"
"Come on Butch!" The red one grinned as he flew to the other side of the room and opened his arms "Toss him over here!"
Butch cheered as he swung his arms around and threw the screaming man into the air, ignoring his pleas for forgiveness and mercy. The man's arms swung madly in the air but his voice seemed to suddenly disappear into his own terror, becoming nothing more than a slight gasp. As he drew nearer, Brick suddenly lowered his arms and shot to the side, allowing him to fly right past him and plummet to the ground below.
"Look out below!" The red Ruff chuckled as he turned to face his rather confused looking brothers.
H/N-Mwhahahaha yes, I have trained those boys well
Slowly, Brick's face turned into a deep frown as he failed to pick up the expected thud of the gunman's body hitting the floor. His red eyes flashed into a deep color as he sensed something appear behind him but he failed to move in time to avoid a blow being smashed into the back of his head.
Instinctively the boy swung round with his fist in a vicious arc, only to feel a hand clap around his hand in mid punch and swing him around, smashing his own body into the wall.
"That's enough now Buttercup"
"Huh?"
Brick growled as he detached himself from the wall and looked up at the sneering form of Buttercup hovering just above him. With a sigh he calmly pulled his cap off and brushed the rubble and dust from his hair before placing it back on and looking down towards where he had dropped the gunman, raising an eyebrow as he saw Blossom holding his no unconscious form in a sort of cradle position after catching him and Bubbles desperately trying to calm the crowd down.
"Oh come" He called down, when Buttercup moved away from him to stop his brothers when they tried to sneak away. "That was a bit of an overreaction wasn't it? I mean, we were only having a little fun with the guy"
"You were deliberately trying to hurt him" Blossom shouted back, gently placing the man on the floor before floating into the air so that she was level with him. "How can you count that as fun? Have we taught you nothing since you came back?"
"Yer, and that's why he isn't dead right now. We were not going to hurt him that much. A fall from that distance would have broken an arm or leg but nothing more than that. It was just us making sure that he wouldn't do it again. A little motivation to make him reconsider his life style"
"And did we do anything so harsh to you when you decided to help us?"
"Two things" Brick snarled, getting more annoyed by the second "A: You blew us up! You actually killed us once and you're saying you didn't do anything harsh! And B: We are not on your side we are just waiting for you to finally agree to fight!"
"We killed you back when you were just destroying everything for fun, you had to be stopped! Plus weren't you trying to kill us the whole time too?"
"That's irrelevant!"
"Oh for god's sake will you two just shut up!"
Both red superheroes fell silent in shock as Buttercup appeared behind them again, rubbing her temples in irritation
"You sound like an old married couple" She groaned "I don't know if you noticed but we have a bunch of terrified people here and on unconscious gunman who I think needs to be taken to a hospital or something for shock or at least have four eyes take a look at him. So I would really appreciate it if you can come and give bubbles and I a hand"
"Ask Butch or Boomer, Buttercup" Blossom said, never taking her eyes of Brick "I need to have a word with Brick here"
"Err…yer I'm afraid they're a little tied up…"
"All right fine" Blossom sighed floating down to help Bubbles, glancing back at Brick on the way "But I'm going to speak with you later"
"Yer…And I'm going to get into Four Eyes' bomb shelter while she does it, hate to be you" The green Powerpuff giggled to herself before following, leaving Brick hovering in mid air.
"Hey wait…what did she mean they were tied up?"
………………………
Mojo snarled as the expensive hotel room echoed with the sound of Princess' loud laughter. He rubbed his exposed brain gently before looking down at the helmet he had cradled upon his lap, mumbling 'they're alive' over and over.
"Oh cheer up Mojo!" The girl yelled through her laughter "This is absolutely brilliant!"
"They're alive. They're alive. They're alive. They're alive."
"Seems we are not the only ones here to destroy the girls! We have some more allies"
"How can they be alive? They died years ago…my sons…my sons are alive"
"Yep. And we can have a lovely family reunion once we destroy the Powerpuff Girls! We can throw a major party and do whatever you want. Hell, I'll pay for it myself."
"My sons are alive…they are no longer dead…they're alive"
"Yes, I think we established that a while ago…"
"They are alive…"
"You can stop saying that now"
"They are not deceased…"
"Are you even listening to me?"
"They are alive…"
"SHUT UP!"
Mojo yelled out as a beam of energy flew past his head and exploded against the wall a couple of feet away in a massive explosion of heat and rubble. He blinked in shock as he watched her slam a large weapon onto the table with a thud before falling silent as she fought to calm herself. She may be much older now, he thought, but she was still as ill tempered as she ever was before.
"Ok" She finally said, slowly opening her eyes as she calmed herself "Now that we have finally managed to come to the conclusion that the Rowdyruff Boys are indeed back we need to rethink our plans. From the looks of what we saw back at the airport they are working with the Powerpuff Girls for whatever reason and this may be a problem. We need to find a way to get to them and make them to join us against the girls. But how?"
"Why not just ask them? They'll join us in a heartbeat" Mojo beamed "I am they're farther after all. Oh they will be so pleased to see me again"
"Do whatever you want, but make sure the Powerpuff Girls don't find out about us, that's the last thing we need right now. I on the other hand, need to work out a plan on how to stop the Girls themselves. We need to find a way to get them to meet us on our own turf, where we have the advantage"
As she spoke she reached for the T.V. remote and flicked on the news. The headline ran 'Powerpuff Girls foil back robbery' causing her to sigh in annoyance before moving to change the channel…before stopping.
"What is it?" Mojo frowned as Princess walked up to the T.V. and bent before it, placing one of her gloved fingers upon one of the figures stood near the waving Powerpuff Girls.
"This boy…" She muttered, tapping the screen gently. Her face creased into one of utter confusion as she watched Blossom walk up to him and hold his hand, still waving at the crowd with her other. Her eyes narrowed as she watched the boy pull his glasses of and rub them against a rather out of place looking lab coat before placing them back upon his face and running a nervous hand through his messy ginger hair as he grinned at Blossom. "Four eyes…"
"You think that's the guy that Buttercup was talking about?" Mojo asked as he too knelt before the T.V. and examined the boy "He does seem to be very close to Blossom…"
"Do you know what I think Mojo?" Princess suddenly grinned, looking up at Mojo with a cruel chuckle "I think that we should 'invite' this guy over and ask him ourselves. Don't you?"
