Chapter 3~ 'Who's Melchora?' Game
I have no idea.
Let's just say that Jose was dragged into this.
"Doitsu-ki! Ita-chan!" Melchora called out. Germany turned around to look at the Filipina. "I told you to at least call me 'Germany' or Ludwig." Germany crossed his arms and huffed.
"Ve~ Ciao Melchora~ What brings you here?" Italy asked as his curl bounced up and down happily.
"We want you to play a game!" Melchora chirped and moved from her spot, revealing another girl that completely looks like her. The two nations were confused, looking back and forth from the two girls.
"Let's start the game!" Melchora and the other Melchora said in unison. "Who's Melchora?" They asked together. They began to grin, repeating the same question a multiple times.
"What the hell…" Germany said, looking back and forth at the two, thinking really deep. "Hm… You are Philia." He said, pointing at the girl on the left.
"WRONG!" The girl on the right said.
"Ita-chan, your turn!" The left one chirped. Italy glomped both girls and hugged them tightly. "Ve~ I don't care which bella you are, both of you are cute! Bravo!" He giggled, nuzzling them both.
"Obviously, you guys don't know vhich is vhich! Me, the Awesome Prussia, will tell the answer!" A silverhaired man bragged.
"Oh sure, bruder." The German blonde rolled his eyes. Italy was nuzzling their chests, pulling away when he noticed something odd. "Ve~…."
"Hahaha! I will! Because, I am awesome! The female Philia is—" Just at the time where Prussia was about to tell the answer, Italy whimpered loudly and cut off the Prussian. The two Germans looked at the Italian with questioning looks. "Vhat's wrong, Feliciano?" Germany asked.
"Ah! Doitsu, Doitsu! This one doesn't have breasts!" Italy said, papping the chest of the two nations. Both of them blushed, the one on the left blushing a darker shade. The two Germans walked over to the three. "Really?" Prussia asked.
"Mhm!" Italy replied.
"Just to be sure…" Prussia touched the twins' vital regions. Making both of them scream in surprise, the one on the left with her voice cracking.
=:-2X FILIPINO SMACK DOWN COMBO:-=
"DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, DO THAT AGAIN!"
"I AM SO GETTING MY POLE-AXE IF YOU DO, SHITHEAD."
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"Ate, you just had to drag me into that…"
"It's not my fault that Gilbert touched o-o-our…" Melchora shuddered before continuing her sentence. "…vital regions."
"I hate you…"
"I love you too." Melchora smiled.
Jose sighed and shook his head. It was really embarrassing, but if my sister's happy, I'm happy too. Besides, iisang tao lang naman kami eh. And that's not a bad thing. It's a very good one actually. Jose thought to himself while playing with his yo-yo. He smiled.
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Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah.
I don't know.
We all know what 'vital regions' mean, da? *Iggy eyebrow wiggle*
No? *sobs in a corner*
