DISCLAIMER: not mine (btw, I'm weaving out Lestat and David because they are too cool and very unlike these other chars.)

Meeting Up Together

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Since only the Hobbits cannot Travel, Hitchhike through parallel universes, or take the Sliph, the crew decided to meet at Rivendell. When they got there, Mat was surprised to see Tuon behind him. "What are you doing here?" he growled. Kahlan and Tuon commenced to treat each other like servants. Kahlan's hair was so long Tuon thought she must be lower then Da'covle (sp?) and Kahlan wondered what the poor girl had done in order to be so low of a servant. "Take my bags, girl" they both said to each other at once. As obviously the other did not seem to comply with those orders, they commenced to stare menacingly at each other. (note: I know this doesn't seem like Kahlan, but I needed to put this in!). Everyone stared at Zem, eventually Mat, who was tired, said, "I don't care if it flaming moves!" and proceeded to sleep on it. Lucky for him (duh!) Zem stopped flolloping and at that moment fell asleep as well.

At that moment, Gandalf was enjoying himself and wondering how much trouble the others were getting into. He decided to stop thinking about that and enjoy himself, and proceeded to call his Benz (a.k.a. the Great Eagle) so he could go for a ride (look dad! a pony!!).

Back in the Shire, Merry and Pippin were sidetracked doingstuff (which I won't elaborate on because I don't feel like making an R fic). Sam and Frodo were romantically strolling along, late as usual because they just had to have all their meals (and make sweet love, though not as sweet of love as M and P have!) Bilbo is wondering where Frodo was because he couldn't wait to see his sexy hobbit ass (AAAAAAHHHHH! Incest!) Frodo and Sam show up 15 minutes later with big odd grins on their faces.

Richard and Rand were deeply engaged in a talk about what it's like to be a ruler of a large mass of people and have magic everyone else relied on. Perrin was carefully averting his eyes from all other types of women and attempting to talk with Zedd about random things while Faile became jealous. Who knows?" she thought, "he could be bi. Like those odd short people! Perrin smelt her jealousy and became confused. He then hunched over in a corner to show he wasn't interacting with anyone and proceeded to listen to his Nirvana CD (hey, he speaks with wolves, he must have a good taste in music!) When the hobbits came in, he thought it would be safe to talk to them, but again Faile became jealous. He couldn't even talk to her because she was talking to Cara about the duty of controlling rampant men. How bothersome!

Meanwhile, Zaphoid and Mat were discussing the problems of going on quests and saving the world, etc. etc. and eventually Mat tricked one of Zaphoid's heads into a game of dice which Mat won (of course) over and over again. Eventually Arthur flew over, drunk as usual, and levitated above the card table while playing.

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Back with Gandalf, Frank (remember, Richard's brother) comes in and talks to him.

"Aren't you tired of just sitting on the sidelines staring?" he said, "Come join the evil side! It's fun and we have nice manicurists! It's a lot nicer than torturing poor hobbits to go on journeys." After a while of thinking, Gandalf becomes convinced. "I am no longer Gandalf the Grey, I am now Gandalf who says Ni No, wait, Gandalf of Many Colours! (including melon pink!)" *evile music in background*