Chapter 3: The Dino's return
Time for the 3rd chapter! Last time Wario joined the Mario Bros. whether they liked it or not. They are excited, but that excitement will soon die out.
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A lakitu with a camera appears and floats around the castle, then he goes under the two bridges which then zooms out and then zooms into the area in front of the castle where a green pipe appears. Out of the pipe jumps our main hero.
Mario: Yahoo! Ha ha!
Suddenly, two more pipes appeared and out of them jumped Luigi and Wario.
Luigi: Ya ay! Gotcha!
Wario: Wah hah! Yeah!
Mario: Wow! Peach's Castle in all its glory.
Luigi: I can't wait!
Mario: Let's a go!
Luigi: Yeah!
Luigi accidentally jumps on Wario's Head.
Wario: Hey!
Wario tries to punch them but Mario and Luigi bump into each other.
Wario: Can we just go in already!?
Mario: Okay! Okay! Pushy!
The trio runs toward the castle, but suddenly that same Lakitu goes in front of them.
Lakitu: Good Afternoon! The Lakitu Bros., here, reporting live from just outside the Princess's castle. Mario and, Uh, Green Mario and Yellow Mario-
Luigi and Wario: Hey!
-have just arrived at the scene, and we'll be filming the action live as they enter the castle and pursue the missing power stars.
Mario: Wait, What?!
Luigi: Missing Power Stars?
Wario: Hey! What's this all about?!
Lakitu: Oh, we'll just be filming you guys as a TV show the entire time you're here.
Mario: Why?
Lakitu: Because the fans love action!
Luigi: Why would our fans be interested in this?
Lakitu: Trust me, you'll see.
Wario: Just don't get in our way!
Lakitu: Now, as seasoned cameraman, we film from the recommended angle, but if you want to change the angle, just touch the arrows on the touch screen. If we can't change the angle, we'll buzz, so take a look at your surroundings.
Mario: Uh, I don't see any arrows or a touch screen.
Lakitu: Oh, don't worry about that. The "one who watches" will understand. For now, recording live, this has been the Lakitu Bros. *flies off screen*
Luigi: Okay. I'm kinda creeped out now.
Mario: Let's-a just ignore them and go inside.
Wario: Yeah, I could care less as long as they don't get in our way.
The three walk inside, not knowing what's lurking inside.
French Narrator: 2 hours later…
A Lakitu was next to a sleeping green dinosaur who was oddly on the roof earlier. Lakitu had carried him down from there.
Lakitu: Yoshi, Yoshi…
Lakitu then popped the bubble he was snoozing, waking him up. The dinosaur in question was none other than Mario and Luigi's old friend, Yoshi.
Yoshi: *yawn* Huh? Where am I?
Lakitu: Listen… we need your help.
Yoshi: Just… five… minutes... ?
Lakitu: Wake up!
Yoshi: Yahhhh! Okay, okay! I'm awake! This had better be good!
Lakitu: Well, you see, Mario and his friends went inside the castle for some cake, but they haven't returned yet… it's been two hours! Do you mind investigating the place to see what's going on in there? I fear Mario might be in trouble!
Yoshi: Mario's in trouble?! Well I do owe him for saving me and my friends some time ago… I'll do it! Don't worry old pal! Help is on the way!
With that, Yoshi stood up as Lakitu floated off screen and ran towards the castle. But when he tried to open the doors it was locked.
Yoshi: What?! Locked?! Grr! The princess has got to keep a spare key somewhere.
Lakitu: Hey, I think I just saw a rabbit taking off with a key in his mouth. He went over to those hedges near where you started.
Yoshi: Okay, Thanks!
Yoshi ran over to the hedges where he saw the rabbit Lakitu was talking about with the key.
Yoshi: Um… excuse me sir? Can I have that key? I need it to get in the castle.
Rabbit: Sorry, but this is my key! *hops away*
Yoshi gets a little irritated and catches up to him.
Yoshi: Sir, I really need that key! Would you please give it to me and find something else to chew on?
Rabbit: No! *hops away*
Yoshi starts to get mad and catches up again.
Yoshi: Listen pal, my friends are in serious danger and I need that key to get in! So this is your last warning! Give. Me. That. Key!
Rabbit: Come closer.
Yoshi takes a few steps closer.
Rabbit: Closer…
A few more steps.
Rabbit: Closer…
One more step.
Rabbit: Perfect! Nooooooooooo!
At that point Yoshi had enough of this nonsense.
Yoshi: Ok then… I'll just have to make you my lunch!
Rabbit: What?!
Yoshi used his long tongue to stuff the rabbit in his cheeks.
Rabbit: Aaaaaargh! No, don't eat me! All I did was tease you a little. C'mon, let me go.
Yoshi spits him out.
Yoshi: If you didn't taste so bad I wouldn't have fallen for that. But whatever. Now give me the key!
Rabbit: Okay fine, take it. It's just slowing me down anyways. *gives key*
Yoshi: Thank you!
Yoshi walked back to the castle, unlocked the entrance, and walked in.
A/N
Gotta love the conflict between Yoshi and the rabbit. I cracked up just writing it. This is mariobroultimate signing out. See you guys next time!
