Ciao Sorella~ Ve~~ I made some pasta! Do you want some? I made one with extra
tomatoes!~ Luddy is here too~
Come over and eat with us~! Ve~
Love, your little brother,
Feli
Why the fuck are you mailing me when you and I live literally a few feet away, you damn bastard? In fact, as I respond to this, you are probably screwing the potato bastard in the room next to mine, knowing how stupid you are. But it's not like I'd pay attention because I have badass music playing really loudly… and the music is so damn good that I'll be shitting epic rainbows, tomatoes, and music notes. So vaffanculo, stronzo! Mio Dio, I don't even understand how we are related sometimes.
…and Si. I would like some pasta. BUT MAKE SURE YOU PUT EXTRA TOMATO SAUCE ON IT, YOU IDIOT, OR I WILL CASTRATE YOU! When I get there, it better be on the table.
And stop inviting that stupid potato humping pompinaio over. His face makes me want to hurl.
Stop sucking German dick, fratello
Lovina Chiara Vargas
