Trip Machine
Ch. 3: Adjustments, SA-DA-ME-ing, and Ninjas
By Hiro Konobu
"Like always I only own my fanfics, and all things that seem like a reference to something that's copyrighted are copyright their owners, including part of the chapter title."
(So...let's start off directly from the last chapter, and the slight name game that started full of bit references.)
"Well my name is..." Robotnik said then going immediately into thought Crap, I forgot to think of a name for this form... Robotnik thought as Amy had started to guess her name.
"Could it be Missy?" Amy said.
"No, do I look like I would wear stuff that'd make me look like a fanserviced cowgirl, all the while spreading musical bliss." Robotnik said.
"Not exactly...that's more of Rouge's specialty at least the fanservicy part." Tails said sweatdropping.
"True, it is anyway is your name Zakuro?" Rouge said with a slight hesitation.
"No, besides I'm more of a white wolf, and I don't like wearing a fanservicy purple outfit..." Robotnik said, getting a little bit impatient with the name game bit.
"Oh, in that case is it Amaterasu?" Sonic said...as he got slapped by everyone in the area. "Ow what was that for?" Sonic said.
"She's not a goddess, and I think you directly insulted that Okami game by using it as joke, but let's see if that's the wolf girls name." Amy said.
"It isn't, sure I may look like a white wolf as mentioned earlier...but I don't restore lands to their proper beauty." Robotnik said getting a little more agitated.
"Okay, is your name Marona?" Tails said.
"Does it look like I can confine and see phantoms?" Robotnik said looking like he can't take this name game bit anymore.
"Yeah, she doesn't look like she can do that." Amy said.
"Well, for some reason is your name..." Tails said, as he gets interrupted.
"For the ever freakin' love of Mike my name is Maria!" Maria said all of a sudden name suddenly came to her, also at the same time making everyone in the area shut up so to speak, also noted during this somehow Shadow hears the name Maria, and most people would get what happens next, but in case you don't here's a general idea.
"Maria!" Shadow said.
"Stop that." Maria said.
"Maria!" Shadow said again.
"Stop that..." Maria said getting a little more angry at Shadow.
"Maria!" Shadow said still continuing in his train of thought.
"...Is there anyway to shut him up?" Maria said unable to so.
"Not exactly, Shadow tends to act all emo whenever the name Maria is mentioned." Sonic said.
"Speaking of which how did he even hear the name Maria?" Rouge said.
"I think that was my fault, due to the out burst I had regarding my name." Maria said.
"You know I don't get that emo vibe whenever I think about Amy, well anyway to knock him out of it?" Tails said groaning.
"I do..." Amy whacks Shadow over the head with her Piko Piko Hammer.
"What was that for!?" Shadow said regaining his senses towards the actual world.
"You did you know what again you angsty emo person." Amy said.
"Oh that so I guess that's she still a reincarnation of Maria my only one true love." Shadow said as Amy starts chasing him with her Piko Piko Hammer and as you can expect Shadow is running for his life during this and everyone else is left with a sweatdrop and as Maria was about to say something Sonic stopped her.
"Don't ask..." Sonic said.
(Anyway let's see how Robotnik's two robots are doing without him.)
"Say Decoe isn't it great that our boss has been turned into a young wolf girl?" Bocoe said walking around Robotnik's base.
"Yeah, though I wonder why we haven't gotten lines in this fic till now." Decoe said also walking around the base.
"If we resorted to that "joke" we'd probably get in trouble for even stating that company that did this show's dubbing." Bocoe said making a slightly obvious joke.
"...Anyway I wonder what robots he has for us to use?" Decoe said.
"Are you sure we should be activating his robots without the bosses permission?" Bocoe said.
"...Look the boss is gone, let's just activate..." Decoe said unknowingly hitting a button making three robots come out.
"So this is what the boss has been planning?" Bocoe said as he got a look at the three robots looked like. "Wait didn't we already use the ninja robot angle once?" Bocoe said.
"You did. Believe it!" The first one said.
"Oh great, the boss did have to make "Narutard" robots." Decoe said.
"Feh..." The second one said.
"Shinobi!" The third one said glomping onto the second robot.
"Well, at least we know one of the names of those robots, though I can safely say the second one is a ripoff Sasuke, and the third is a ripoff Sakura." Bocoe said.
"Believe it!" The first robot said again.
"...And the first one is a Naruto ripoff, but all three apparently have bugs." Decoe said sighing.
"Believe it!" The first robot said yet again.
"Stop that." Bocoe said.
"Believe it!" The first robot said yet again indeed.
"Stop that!" Decoe said trying to shut up said robot...as we skip back to the Sonic gang.
"So...how long has this chase gone on for?" Maria said apparently wearing Amy's outfit she used in Sonic Riders.
"About an hour." Tails said drinking some water.
"So do you think this will end soon?" Sonic said munching on some chips.
"Maybe, I'm thinking some minor plot point will pop up right about now." As Rouge said that Amy hits Shadow out of the area with her hammer.
"I feel a lot better now." Amy said putting her hammer back in hammerspace.
"That's good." Tails said.
"Yeah, and that outfit I lent you abruptly, as in fell out of my apartment somehow while I was chasing Shadow, anyway could you give them back when we get some more clothes for you." Amy said.
"Ok." Maria said hiding the fact she's not really interested in clothes shopping.
"So any other plot points of interest." Tails said finishing his water.
"Yeah because without any plot points this fic becomes mundane." Sonic said.
"Yeah even after I gave Shadow a "Good Shot!" out of here." Amy said making a not so clear reference.
"Amy, just no..." Rouge said, as three figures appeared out of nowhere.
"We are going to own you! Believe it!" The first robot said.
"Feh..." The second robot said.
"No one will beat us for we have Shinobi with us...and Nemar." The third robot said in a fangirlish term towards the second robot, and a monotone voice for the first.
"Wait a minute, did you just say the first robot's name is Nemar?" Rouge said.
"Yes I did, and the second robot's name is Shinobi, and I'm Hanako." Hanako said...as the sonic gang started to burst in laughter after hearing the names.
"Who calls themselves Ramen backwards?" Amy said laughing.
"Apparently this idiot does." Maria said also laughing.
"This name is cool! Believe it!" Nemar said as he sulked a little.
"And what's with the obvious rip-off personas off Sasuke and Sakura from that "Naruto" anime?" Tails said as he got some strange looks from the gang.
"Tails I never knew that you would actually watch that anime?" Sonic said.
"Hey when there's nothing going on I like to watch Naruto sometimes, and these are clearly annoying ripoffs." Tails said.
"How can you tell?" Amy said.
"Note how the first robot keeps saying "Believe it" after every sentence this one is obviously a Naruto ripoff." Tails said
"Am not! Believe it!" Nemar said still sulking.
the second one is very angsty, and emo-ish and seems to be hated by the general public, and loved by various fangirls, therefore a perfect Sasuke ripoff." Tails said.
"Feh..." Shinobi said while nicely accenting the Sasuke ripoff fact.
"And as for you...Hanako, you're just an extremely lame ripoff of Sakura from the same series, but you seem to be even more fangirlish, even more than whenever a certain pink hedgehog chases..." Tails said, as he gets bopped over the head with Amy's hammer for the last remark.
"...Err, well...I am one." Hanako said.
"Well at least the third one accepts who she is." Amy said.
"Enough unnecessary ripoff chatter, now we shall beat you up! Believe it!" Nemar said.
"Before we start two things...one, does anyone really say stuff like that anymore, and two please shut up with that "Believe it!" crap." Rouge said.
"As for the line I really couldn't think of anything...you do not tell me to shut up! Especially when it's my trademark line! Believe it!" Nemar said as three other figures come up behind the three.
"You know "Believe it!" isn't exactly yours to say." The first figure said.
"You three are such a disgrace to actual ninjas everywhere." The second ninja said.
"But the fangirl is the worst, such a bigger disgrace to kunoichi everywhere." The third ninja said.
"And who are you three?" All three of the other "ninjas" said.
"Joe Musashi." The ninja donned in beige and red said.
"Hotsuma." The ninja adorned in black said.
"Hibana." The female ninja oufitted in white said.
"So I'm guessing we should just watch?" Sonic said
"Yeah." Hotsuma said.
"Wait you three aren't ninjas, and why...it's because you have no style! Believe it!" Nemar said, as he subsequently got blown up by some well placed shirukens.
"And this coming from a wannabe ninja." Joe said as he sighed seemingly wishing for the 90's to be back.
"Nemar!!! You fools! Shinobi clan ice style jutsu...Ice Wa..." Shinobi said, though his hand signs took a little too long and he gets sliced in half.
"This is why you don't take too long with stuff like that." Now as Hotsuma said this the Hanako was cowering in fear towards Hibana.
"Please don't kill me!" Hanako said...somehow making Hibana reconsider her original intent.
"You know I was going to kill you, but I see that I could teach you much." Hibana said as she put her sword away.
"How so?" Hanako said.
"I can teach you not to be a fangirl and stand on your own two feet." Hibana said.
"You know what I'll take you up on that offer." Hanako said
"Good, guys I'm heading off don't be long." Hibana said as she and Hanako left the area, also we skip to Hotsuma and Joe Musashi talking to some of the sonic gang.
"So any reason to why you popped up?" Tails said.
"Well one thing is don't trust anything that says "Rikumaru Portal Company" at all." Hotsuma said.
"Who's Rikumaru?" Sonic said.
"Don't ask..." Joe said.
"So I guess we'll see you three later then." Rouge said.
"Yeah, we probably may meet up later." Hotsuma said.
"Well good bye." Amy said.
"Likewise." Joe said as the two left.
"So how about going to that mansion now?" Maria said.
"Why?" Sonic said.
"Plot advancement." Maria said.
"Okay, let's go." Tails said as they all left for the mansion, except for Rouge who left mysteriously, now we skip back to Robotnik's base where the two robots were watching the whole thing with interest.
"You know that ninja battle was seriously screwed up..." Bocoe said.
"Yeah, but at least we don't have to deal with those annoying robots anymore, and as a bonus we got some plot advancement too." Decoe said.
End Ch. 3
I Hiro Konobu do not hate Naruto...I was just making fun of it for the sake of humor, well that and it matches the chapter title, as for Hanako I'll leave it up to you to decide what happened to her...that and I was too lazy too write a reference to Tekken 5, and as for the just no statement made by one of the characters earlier in the fic Amy made a reference to the video game Phantom Brave it had an attack like that. By the way reviews are loved.
