A/N: To be honest, I completely forgot about this collection of oneshots. I've been so focused on other stories, not to mention exams just ended. But I finished this chapter, and in order to finish the whole story, I need help from readers. Please, please, please... send in requests, and if you'd like, you can send in an idea for a chapter as well. I'm open-minded and will accept anything you throw at me.
Except flames. Flames, I throw back.


"Oh, oh! Sakura! Can I have this? Please?"

Sakura rolled her eyes at the male twit that walked next to her. He darted from window to window of the shops they strolled past, face pressed against the glass like an invisible force was holding him there. "Holding" was an understatement, however, seeing as his maximum time at each window was half a second. Sakura grabbed the back of her interesting companion's collar and began to drag him. It wasn't hard; he wasn't the largest boy in the world, and the chakra in her hands was of apposite help.

She'd managed to drag him out of that ridiculous one-piece spandex outfit and had forced him to put on denim. Jeans, yes, and a jacket similar to Naruto's. Actually, it was Naruto's.

Lee continued to pester Sakura about the items he spotted on display, left and right. She'd long lost interest in what he was begging for, because it no longer mattered. Only a moment after he ran to one thing did he run to another. It was for the sake of getting his way, she knew, and for the sake of annoying the living hell out of her.

He now only squirmed, unable to move. He could, yes, of course, but the only possible way to do this was to violate Sakura in more ways than one, each more dangerous than the last as Lee thought about it. The consequences were what scared him, though. Finally, he fell silent. He crossed his arms and pouted, obviously defeated. Sakura, though she hadn't spoken a word for the past ten minutes, smirked triumphantly. The grin said it all.


He saw it. It was beautiful. It didn't even need the intense light of the sun above them to shine as much as it did. It was a lovely light blue and silver color, and it was in the shape of a heart. The chain consisted of very small links, the same color as the charm. He couldn't quite make it out, but there appeared to be something on the side of it. It must be a locket.

He simply had to get it. But how was he to get away from Sakura? She definitely deserved it, no doubt about that. He surely felt guilty for annoying her the way he did, but honestly it was the only way for her to pay him any attention. It often made him wonder if dating the pink-haired kunoichi was as worth wild as he'd dreamed several years before.

Of course it is, Lee! He thought to himself as he did often when he doubted his feelings for Sakura. This was the only time he did this, as a matter of fact. He found it odd, really, how he could see an outline of his own self, yelling ignorant commands and supportive statements at him. Just as often would he nod and salute to his reflection. He watched his inner self as it stood before him, arms strictly at his sides and hands straight downward. Lee was astonished at how amazing he looked, even for an outline of white.

Do not think like that! Sakura is the best! Now go get that chain, soldier! Lee obediently nodded, but looked over his shoulder at the girl that continued to hold onto his shirt. There was only one non-dangerous way to do it…

Lee took a deep breath, turned around completely, and quickly stuck his finger in his mouth, thereafter placing it in Sakura's ear. She squealed and raised her hands to her left ear, her face filled with shock and disbelief. Lee gulped, waved, and spun around on his heel, darting back down the road towards the store they had passed. Sakura, though normally her speed wasn't too high, much less as high as Lee's, was furious enough to catch up with him. Though she didn't know where he was going, she angrily focused her chakra into her feet and sped off in the same direction Lee had went.

She looked quickly from window to window and tried to see if Lee had entered any of the stores. She finally saw him, walking out of a pawnshop. What was he doing in there? No matter, she'd find out the easy way or the hard way, whether Lee liked it or not.

Sakura skidded to a halt, however, when Lee looked up at her and smiled brightly.

"Sakura-chan, look what I got! Look!" Sakura raised an eyebrow. She never thought he would actually ever buy something. She blinked a few times and looked at Lee's closed fist – whatever was in it was prodding Sakura's temptation. She really did want to know what he bought, but she had to keep her dignity and, well, stay pissed.

"I don't give a damn what you bought! Why the ever-living hell did you stick your finger in my ear? And you licked it, too! You are such a weird, freaky, disturbed, and twisted kid, you know that? What goes on through your head half the time? No, don't answer that… even half the time isn't safe to know. And I'll bet you bought something to prank me, didn't you? Just like you did to Neji the other day with the gum and his hair." Sakura took a few deep breaths. "Well?"

Lee blinked with a surprised expression, but it quickly went away and his face was bright and proud again.

"Sakura, my love, I would never prank you! Look, my youthful, beautiful, female companion… I bought something for you!"

Sakura tried to ignore Lee's persistent enthusiasm and watched as Lee opened his fist. Her eyes got wide as she saw what was there. It was the last thing she'd expected, and she'd certainly never been given one before. It was shiny, but there were several flaws in it. It was light blue in the middle, and the rest was silver. Well, silver-ish. Sakura stared at it for a moment, then closed her eyes and straightened her arms at her sides, creating fists of ultimate fury with her hands. Lee noticed that Sakura's face began turning red, and he gulped.

"What is it, Sakura? Do you not like it?"

Sakura gritted her teeth.

"Lee… you… are… so… IDIOTIC!"

Lee's eyes widened like a puppy's as Sakura exploded over Lee's head.

"You got me a plastic ring?! What's the matter with you? Of all the things in that shop, all the really nice things… you bought a damn ring! A plastic ring that I probably could have gotten at a store for five dollars less than what you paid for it!" Sakura began hyperventilating, and Lee took something out of his pocket.

"Then, I, uh… I guess it'd be a bad idea to tell you that I bought this necklace for myself to match your ring."

"GODDAMN IT LEE!"

Lee screamed – in a rather high pitched tone – and sped down the street, Sakura chasing after him.


A/N: I tried to keep them as in-character as they would be in the situation. I know, Lee and Sakura...? Very unlikely, but hey. In Shippuden, she goes on a date with Naruto, so why not? Besides, this was more like they were friends, wasn't it? Anyway, send in those requests so I can wrap up the LOL drabbles and focus on something else!