I wrote this just for the heck of it and I was REALLY bored. Please Read and review
FMA Fanfiction Authors
Always complaining about not having enough reviews.
Promise to update a story soon but never does because they either forgot about the story, claiming they have writers block, or are too lazy to type it up.
Asking for flames to power some sort of flame powered machine. (flames criticizing comments)
Starting a new story when there supposed to be writing, or completing another.
Becoming bored with a story and simply deleting it or ditching it to never update it again.
Getting side tracked
Always apologizing when it means nothing, for some stupid reason why they didn't get the chapters to a story out quick enough.
Making evil grins or cackling while typing story at a really angst or funny part.
Always making excuses
Putting a chapter that's not even apart of the story simply read as an Authors note just to update the story, and claiming it to be an important point. (Often advertising websites or just nothing in particularly interesting to the reader.)
Making chapters to short
Making chapters so long you just want to shoot the writer.
Scared of the author thinking there going to haunt them in there sleep or inflict pain upon them.
Author being scared of the reader or other authors for not reviewing or being reviewed on threateningly. (eep!)
Screaming out random things or thinking of random thoughts and going off topic when writing the story.
Drooling
Eating
Starring at your hard earned work of two lines of typing.
Getting mad because you type slow and others around you either type to fast or to loud so you can't concentrate.
Accidentally deleting your work and not being able to find it.
Loosing the damn piece of paper you had written the story's next chapter on, than rewriting it only to find the paper you had the original work on before and finding that the rewritten version is better. Than when you're about to type that version up throwing away the crap version, you loose the paper again and momentarily gives up. (That happened to one of my stories recently… I'm still looking for that damn paper.. . . )
Wanting to here more feedback but unsure how to get it.
Looking at all the other stories seeing that they have only 2 chapters and over a hundred reviews and wondering. " how the hell did they get so many reviews!" than when you read it to rival the story and compare it to yours your pissed because there's is crap and yours is better and you still don't get why they have more reviews than you.
Copying other authors. (Happens a lot. GRR! )
Getting bored and writing useless stories, if you could call them that, or crappy poems or whatever else to pass the time. (taking this for example)
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((Ah well as I said got bored and wrote a bonus chapter. Anyway please Review! If you have something to add, I'll be sure to try and re edit it adding your suggestion. I still have to do that wit the first chapter " Fanfiction for FMA fanfiction readers" or something like that.
HA! What the heck! I don't even know the title of my own story. Oh well. Enjoy! AND PLEASE REVIEW!
