A Night At The Office
-Chapter 3-
The Flame Alchemist reached into his pocket for a key, finding one he went to step outside of his office when tripped over somebody's foot (I wonder who's) and fell flat on his face.
"You sure are clumsy Mustang!" Edward chuckled.
"Ha, ha" Roy Mustang said sarcastically, When suddenly, his face froze.
"What's the matter?" Edward asked.
"I've dropped the key…" Roy mustang said the fear easily detectable in his face.
"Oh fu…"
"This is all your fault!!"
"What?! How is this may fault?!"
"You tripped me!!"
"Yeah, and you dropped the key!"
"Because you tripped me you-…" Roy trailed off, "Hey, you know that this means were both trapped here."
"Yeah-wate-what-why-that-no-wh-wa-oh-this-no-oh crap!!" Ed mumbled.
"Yeah I no-…." Roy suddenly froze. "Don't move!!"
"What? Why? Why?" Ed said with his leg in the.
"Your about to step on the key!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, don't move!"
Roy moved in bit closer to Ed's leg, while Ed continued to stand with one leg in the air looking like a dog trying to pee. Roy moved in closer, and then finally when his hand was just hovering above the key under Ed's foot…(well you can imagine what happens next)
"OW!! Shit you broke my finger!!"
"But on the plus side you got back the key!"
"You fg bitch!! "I'll fg burn your arse off!!
"That was a bit rude Colonel."
"My hand hurts!!"
And with that he clicked his fingers creating a small fireball blasting Edward back into a wall.
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"Well I guess that would explain your shirt." Jean Havoc said commenting on Eds burnt and tattered shirt.
"Shut up and let us tell the story!!" Roy mustang shouted, sitting in an armchair that had been badly damaged by alchemy, at the same time as Ed who was sitting down on the couch holding the only remnants of his broken automail, a toe, shouted, "yeah, colonel!!"
"Ow," Edward said, picking himself up from the heap of rubble, which was once Colonel Mustangs office wall.
"You jer-…" Just as he said that another fireball went whizzing past his head, exploded behind him and sent him spluttering onto the floor.
"Wha-wha-wha-what the hell colonel!?" The colonel stopped, picked up something off the floor, dusted himself off, and turned to go, muttering something like "That's for the hand."
"You're not getting away that easily!!" Roy turned around just in time to see Edwards fist collide into his face, sending stumbling backwards into a nearby window, cracking it and nocking it out f it's frame causing to fall 6 floors down to the ground and shatter into a thousand little pieces.
"You're paying for that." Edward said.
"Why you little-…" Roys face turned from a face of rage to a face of horror. "Oh dear!"
"What's wrong?"
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- d-d-d-dropped th-th-th-the k-key out the window!!"
"You what??"
"WELL IT'S YOUR FALT!!"
"I wouldn't have hit you is you hadn't hit me!"
"And I wouldn't have hit you if you hadn't stepped on my hand!"
"And I wouldn't have stepped on your hand if you hadn't put a match down my throat!! So really it's your fault!
And so they continued turning each other into punching bags.
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"Wait a second threes something I still don't get." Jean Havoc stated.
"Well that wasn't hard!" Roy Mustang said, angrily. "Okay what's the problem?" He asked irritably.
"Why didn't you just use Alchemy to unlock the door, or even disintegrate it or even-…" He said in an undertone. "Blow it up if you're the Colonel."
"HEY SHUT UP YOU-…" The Colonel said angrily, before getting interrupted by the Fullmetal Alchemist: "The reason we couldn't get out by using Alchemy on the door, or wall for that matter, was that when I tried to unlock it, It rebounded and took apart my right arm." Edward said.
"That still doesn't explain why the Colonel couldn't just blow it up." Hawkeye said.
"The Colonel was just to chicken to try."
"THAT"S NOT TRUE!!"
"It is so!!"
"It is not!!"
"Is to!"
"Is not!!
"Just tell us what happened next." Riza said quickly before either of the two alchemists could say anything else.
-END OF CHAPTER 3-
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