A/N: So, this wasn't the Fiyeraba I had planned, but I think it more than suffices.

Dedicated to Sebastian Arcelus and Stephanie J. Block...happy engagement, guys!


A brain.

If Fiyero had a brain he would have stayed at his first school and never gone to Shiz University and met Elphaba.

If he had a brain he would not have left Glinda and the comforts of the Emerald City to run off with Elphaba.

If he had a brain he would not have been caught after rescuing Elphaba from the Gale Force in the cornfield.

If he had a brain he would be sitting on the Arjiki Throne instead of on the run from Oz with Elphaba.

But he supposed that if he had more brain, he would have less heart, and if he had less heart he would have never fallen in love with Elphaba.

And by Oz he was pretty darn sure that Elphaba was the best thing that had ever happened to him…brain or no brain.