Shadow Magic in Hogwarts

by Marik's Dark Queen

Summary: This is a parody of all YGOHP crossovers. Are you tired of the classical plot: the people from YGO go to Hogwarts and Voldemort is after them? Then read this!

Disclaimer: Let me tell you a secret… I DON"T OWN IT!

Chapter 3

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'The one who has all the millennium items will have ultimate power' thought Lord Voldemort while he was taking his daily bath. (It doesn't make him less evil if he baths every day!) 'But how will I do it?' he said throwing his rubber ducky on the door.

"Did you call master?" said Wormtail entering the bathroom after hearing the sound of the rubber ducky on the door.

"Ah! Out! Out! Now!"

"Ok master…"said Wormtail but he didn't move.

"Crucio" said Voldemort pointing his wand at Wormtail. Why did he have his wand in the bathtub? Simple…He never knew when and where the aurors would find him. He should be prepared to fight all the time.

Later in the evening…

"Are you serious? You saw him in the bathtub? Naked?" asked Bellatrix. She and Narcissa were giggling as everyone learned the latest gossip. That was the purpose of the evil Death Eater meetings: to find out the plans and the gossips.

"A hem!" Lord Voldemort's was heard behind them. All the evil minions shut up immediately and bowed before their master.

"We are ready for the new plan master" said Lucius Malfoy, not being able to hold back a little smirk thinking of the gossips.

"Silence! Brats!" Voldemort shouted. "Whoever repeats that gossip again will go to the corner and stand there for the rest of the meeting and no dessert!" The death eaters stopped immediately. 'Good. That always works' thought Voldemort.

"The new plan is to capture the holders of the millennium items. They will lead us to the millennium items and then to ultimate power. These holders are the reincarnations of a pharaoh and his priests. They locked shadow magic in their items 5,000 years ago and I will unleash it again! Your job is to find them and spy on them all the time!"

"Absolutely all the time? Even when they're bathing?" asked a death eater and the other giggled.

"Silence! And yes, absolutely all the time! No exceptions whatsoever! You will work as I tell you. Bella you will go after Marik Ishtar, Lucius will go after Ishizu Ishtar, Wormtail will go after Seto Kaiba, and Snape will find Yugi Mutou and Ryou Bakura. Start now and find them before Dumbledore!"

"Yes master" said everyone and left.

Later in Egypt…

'This must be Ishizu Ishtar' thought Lucius Malfoy as he saw Ishizu walking down the street. She was going to the airport. 'Now is my chance before she leaves!' thought Lucius and went next to her. 'Ok, time for some of the famous Malfoy charm!' he said.

"Hello miss. May I help you?"

"No thank you"

"But I insist" he told her smiling.

"No get away from me please!"

"But miss I can help you and then we can go somewhere and talk in private and do anything else that you want, you know" he said, closing his eye and winking.

"Ah! How dare you! Pervet!" she said hitting him with her bag and running away.

Somewhere else in Egypt…

'What is this noise? I will follow it and find from where it comes…' Bellatrix thought as she was walking in the corridors of the Ishtar tomb. 'It sounds like a voice, and a nice voice too…' she said as she was walking. 'Wait what is this light? Oh! People! And who is this blonde guy with the tanned skin? Ooh! Sexy!'

"And that is how we are going to show this little dark lord of the wizarding world what is the true meaning of power! Rare Hunters dismissed!" said Marik.

'Oh no!' Thought Bellatrix. 'This is Marik? But he is so cute! And I am supposed to kill him? I can't! I think I am in love!'

In the city of Domino, Japan…

"What do you mean the papers aren't ready? You –beep-beep-beep-! You are fired! You –beep-beep-beep-! And don't let me see you ever again! You useless –beep-beep-beep-!" Seto was shouting loud enough that the whole was hearing him, at a poor employee.

"But sir please! Give me another chance!" the employee begged.

"No! Muahahahahaha! Now leave you worthless –beep-!"

"But…"

"No!"

"I…"

"No!"

'Sir…"

"Guards! Take him away and toss him to the dungeon!" Seto screamed and two men entered the room and dragged the employee out.

"Ah! I feel so much better" Seto thought, but wait a minute…"where's my coffee?" Seto screamed again but this time louder…

Wormtail was watching him in his rat form as he fired people and drank coffee… He was already so frightened that he doubted that he would be brave enough to carry out his mission…

Back in Lord Voldemort's House of the Evil Plans and Wicked Schemes

"Yugi Moto and Ryou Bakura are invited in Hogwarts. I will watch them there" Snape told Voldemort.

"Great. How did you do?" he asked Lucius and Bellatrix.

"Amm, I'm doing progress…" said Lucius rubbing his head.

"And you Bellatrix?"

Bellatrix was sobbing. Her face was hidden in her hands…

"I cannot do it my Lord! He is the love of my life! Sniff, sniff…"

"Silence Bellatrix! We as evil people don't love others! As it seems the millennium items will be mine in the very short future! Muahahahahahahahaha!" Voldemort laughed and his minions-except of Bellatrix-joined him and they were all laughing together in an evil way…

Back in Hogwarts, England…

"The reincarnations have accepted my invitation. Hagrid, go and meet them at the Leaky Cauldron and then bring them to Hogwarts!" Dumbeldore said happily.

End of Chapter 3

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