Title; Wet Animals
By; Owai
Summary; Boys argue, but Tenten knows how to whip them into shape. NaruKibaTen
Author's Note; Another request.
"Yeah? Well you're stupid!"
"Not as stupid as you, numb nuts--that's a steel wall, moron!"
"At least I don't smell like a perverted wet dog!"
Tenten feels her eye start to twitch. Part of her is positive that the entire thing will jump out of its socket if the lid isn't staying in place properly, but she refuses to place a hand on the erratically jumping piece of flesh. Naruto fidgets at her right, while Kiba straightens, once tense muscles relaxing as he blinks at Naruto's accusation, stunned and wet.
"Wha--how, exactly, does someone smell perverted? Could you at least try to form a halfway decent insult?"
"You know what, bastard?" Naruto yells, kicking water in Kiba's general direction, "Why don't you suck my--"
"Boys. Boys," Tenten interrupts finally, moving forward and turning so that she may face both of them without fearing getting caught in the crossfire. Not that either of them would hurt her--but honestly, Naruto and Kiba were animals sometimes. "This isn't getting us anywhere. Naruto, Kiba's technique can't punch through iron, and smelling like a perverted wet dog has nothing to do with the situation at hand."
Naruto rubs the back of his head, eyes squinting in irritation as he levels a glare at Kiba. The Inuzuka simply bares his fangs, dark eyes avoiding Tenten's like a chastised puppy.
"Now." Tenten says, arms moving from her hips to gesture to each in turn. "Kiss and make up."
"What! I'm not kissing that dirty dog mouth!" Naruto shouts, explosively horrified.
"You didn't have a problem with my mouth last night, baka!"
"Not when you're using it to suck my--"
"OKAY!" Tenten yells finally, hands closing around her two buns in exasperation as she stomps around in a small circle, drawing the gaze of both boys and stilling further argument. "AUGH! You two have been fighting ever since we got in this mess! Shut up! Shut up! I'm tired of hearing you complain about everything from the toothpaste neither of you have used for three days, to the way Naruto does or does not brush his hair! In case you haven't noticed, we are stuck in a giant steel dam that is slowly filling with water, and if we don't get out soon, neither of you will be sucking anything, so fucking kiss and make up already or I'll castrate the both of you!"
Naruto swallows thickly. Kiba's thighs clench and he makes a vague move meant to cover his privates.
Slowly, they each splash toward one another and kiss without further comment. Then, almost tentatively, each places a kiss on either side of Tenten's face.
"Right," Tenten says, "now let's figure out how the hell to get out of here." /Title; Wet Animals NaruKibaTen
Rated; PG
For; Spiffy; xxspiffyxx
"Yeah? Well you're stupid!"
"Not as stupid as you, numb nuts--that's a steel wall, moron!"
"At least I don't smell like a perverted wet dog!"
Tenten feels her eye start to twitch. Part of her is positive that the entire thing will jump out of its socket if the lid isn't staying in place properly, but she refuses to place a hand on the erratically jumping piece of flesh. Naruto fidgets at her right, while Kiba straightens, once tense muscles relaxing as he blinks at Naruto's accusation, stunned and wet.
"Wha--how, exactly, does someone smell perverted? Could you at least try to form a halfway decent insult?"
"You know what, bastard?" Naruto yells, kicking water in Kiba's general direction, "Why don't you suck my--"
"Boys. Boys," Tenten interrupts finally, moving forward and turning so that she may face both of them without fearing getting caught in the crossfire. Not that either of them would hurt her--but honestly, Naruto and Kiba were animals sometimes. "This isn't getting us anywhere. Naruto, Kiba's technique can't punch through iron, and smelling like a perverted wet dog has nothing to do with the situation at hand."
Naruto rubs the back of his head, eyes squinting in irritation as he levels a glare at Kiba. The Inuzuka simply bares his fangs, dark eyes avoiding Tenten's like a chastised puppy.
"Now." Tenten says, arms moving from her hips to gesture to each in turn. "Kiss and make up."
"What! I'm not kissing that dirty dog mouth!" Naruto shouts, explosively horrified.
"You didn't have a problem with my mouth last night, baka!"
"Not when you're using it to suck my--"
"OKAY!" Tenten yells finally, hands closing around her two buns in exasperation as she stomps around in a small circle, drawing the gaze of both boys and stilling further argument. "AUGH! You two have been fighting ever since we got in this mess! Shut up! Shut up! I'm tired of hearing you complain about everything from the toothpaste neither of you have used for three days, to the way Naruto does or does not brush his hair! In case you haven't noticed, we are stuck in a giant steel dam that is slowly filling with water, and if we don't get out soon, neither of you will be sucking anything, so fucking kiss and make up already or I'll castrate the both of you!"
Naruto swallows thickly. Kiba's thighs clench and he makes a vague move meant to cover his privates.
Slowly, they each splash toward one another and kiss without further comment. Then, almost tentatively, each places a kiss on either side of Tenten's face.
"Right," Tenten says, "now let's figure out how the hell to get out of here."
