Rikudou Shinigami- Here's the new update.

Okay so here's something that me and my friend were discussing a few days ago. I'm sure everyone remembers the fight between Ichigo and Aizen correct? Well, has anyone ever noticed how completely one-sided that fight is? I mean all throughout Ichigo just looks at Aizen with the same 'Is-that-all-you-got' expression on your face while destroying everything Aizen threw at him! Like that one scene where Aizen's all like "See, my sword cuts mountains." But then Ichigo's just like "No bitch, MY sword cuts mountains." And he destroys a level 90 kido with nothing but a swipe of his hand!

I mean come on I know it's a good fight and all but it just seems a bit anticlimactic with all the trouble Aizen puts them through just to have him lose in like two episodes when Kenpachi's and Nnoitra's fight was longer than that!

I also think I might have found the theory behind Kenpachi's Zanpakuto. I think his sword's name is… Yachiru!

Now before you give me any criticism, let me explain. When Kenpachi names Yachiru I believe that he was subconsciously naming her after his Zanpakuto even if he didn't know. I mean if you think about it, it DOES make sense, if Yachiru was the first name that came to his mind when he met her, than there must have been SOME reason behind it!

*Sigh* Okay, now that I have that off my chest, here's something you should probably know. When I was first thinking about writing a story I was going to make Tobi, Madara but that was before I read the Manga when Kabuto brought Madara back with the Edo Tensei so that's out of the question. Also people have been saying that two of the Paths will be the Shodai and Nidaime Hokages, so I'll just admit it. They WILL be two of Naruto's paths though I won't say which ones! Also Madara will NOT be one of his paths.

On an unrelated note: Does anyone else think that Itachi would look hot as hell as a girl?

Legend Key:

Normal Speech

Inner Thoughts

Minato and Kushina through mental link

Kyuubi/Benitsuki through mental link

Hogyoku through mental link

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING from Naruto or Bleach sadly, I do own original attacks and other original things but that's it.

ENJOY!

Chapter 3. Making the Council His Bitch


Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Sandaime Hokage was inside the council room along with all the council members which consisted of all the clan heads minus the Senju, Uchiha, and Namikaze clan heads, the latter he somewhat regretted seeing as how there was an heir to the Namikaze but he didn't let them know. He hopes that Naruto becomes a Chunin so that he could announce Naruto's heritage to the village. But anyway, we're getting off track. The clan heads were Hiashi Hyuga, Tsume Inuzuka, Shibi Aburame, Shikaku Nara, Chouza Akimichi, and Inoichi Yamanaka. The council also consisted of the village elders, which were his old teammates Homaru Mitomo and Koharu Utatane, and his old rival Danzo Shimura, and the civilian council members. Other high-ranking Ninja were there as well such as Kakashi Hatake, Asuma Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Kurenai Yuhi, Anko Mitarashi, Yugao Uzuki, Ibiki Morino, Genma Shiranui, and Gekko Hayate.

Alongside him were the Raikage A, and the Mizukage Mei Terumi, and their respective bodyguards even though they didn't really need them. Standing behind the muscle bound Raikage was his brother Kirabi, or as he likes to be called Killer Bee, and Yugito Nii and behind the Mizukage(Not in THAT way super perverts!) were her bodyguards Ao and Chojuro, the youngest member of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist. As everyone was talking about why they were here, Sarutobi remembered why he called for a council meeting.

*Flashback*

As Sarutobi was having a meeting with the Raikage and Mizukage and their bodyguards in his makeshift office in the Forest of Death they were discussing the Chunin Exams.

"Well Raikage-Dono, Mizukage-Dono, I hope that you are enjoying the Exams, and I see that you bot-" His words were cut short as Iruka burst into the room.

"Hokage-Sama!" the Chunin said while catching his breath. The Hokage raised an eye-brow at him, "Yes, what is it Iruka?" The Chunin looked up, "Sir, could you please call a council meeting?" This confused the others in the room. "Why would I do that Iruka, is something wrong?" The Chunin blushed in embarrassment and scratched the back of his head "Well I'm not sure sir." This confused the others even more "What do you mean you're not sure?"

"Well you see sir, Naruto just told me if I could tell you to call a council meeting, he didn't specify why he just said that he had some important things to tell them and then chuckled evilly… I can still feel the chill in my spine, he also said to have the Jounin sensei's there as well. He also seemed different, he also looked different. Sir, do you think it might be it trying to influence him?" Sarutobi contemplated on that.

"I'm not sure Iruka but if it IS you-know-what trying to influence the boy the only way to find out is to call the council meeting and see what he wants. I just pray that it isn't trying to get out of the seal." They both refrained from mentioning the Kyuubi since they didn't want the Raikage or Mizukage to know thinking that would hate Naruto like the villagers. What they didn't know was that the others already knew what they were talking about due to their past experiences with Jinchuuriki and the fact that two of them WERE Jinchuuriki so it wasn't hard to figure out but decided to play along.

The Hokage then rubbed his temples, "ANBU!" He called out and immediately a masked ANBU member appeared in front of him "Yes, Hokage-Sama?" Sarutobi sighed and replied "Gather all the council members as well as Ibiki, Anko, Kurenai, Yugao, Gekko, Genma, Asuma, Gai, and tell Kakashi that if he's late then I'll burn his Icha Icha Paradise." Sarutobi said which made the ANBU and Iruka cringe. They knew how much his Icha Icha meant to Kakashi and saying that to him would be like threatening his child. "Hai, Hokage-Sama!" the ANBU quickly said and disappeared. He turned to the Raikage and Mizukage and sighed again, "I'm sorry but can we finish this later?" he asked, but the Raikage simply said, 'Yes we can, although we do wish to go to the council meeting with you." Sarutobi was surprised and turned to the Mizukage for support but she just smiled and said, "I too would like to be at the council meeting, if anything that was just said has any truth to it, then it would prove to be most… interesting." She said with a slight purr in her voice that Ao and Chojuro knew all too well and felt bad for this 'Naruto' that seems to have piqued her interest.

*Flashback End*

As Sarutobi and everyone else was waiting, an odd man with spiky white hair, kabuki clothes, and a giant scroll on his back appeared shocking some people. Kakashi looked at the man and asked a question most people were thinking, "Jiraiya-Sama, what are you doing here?" Jiraiya just looked at him and replied, "Sarutobi-Sensei asked me to come here, though he didn't particularly tell me why." Everyone just looked to Sarutobi but he just sighed.

"You will all find out when the meeting begins." He said in a wizened manner and the civilian council members and the elders just frowned, why couldn't the old bastard just tell them what was going on? Everyone just went back to muttering, though Kakashi was reading his Icha Icha which got a few glares from the females, did he HAVE to read that smut in public?

All mutterings stopped when the door was violently kicked open and flew off its hinges and hit the floor with a loud bang that made the civilians jump.

As everyone looked towards where the door used to be and got the shock of their lives, well Gai and Asuma didn't seeing as they saw it earlier. There standing in the doorway was a teenage version of the Yondaime with a big cheery expression of his face and an Oto-Kunoichi at his side along with three clan heirs as well as Sakura Haruno and Gai's Team! As everyone was still shell shocked, Shikamaru turned to Naruto, "Troublesome, did you HAVE to kick the door down?" he said which made Naruto chuckle and say "Well how else am I suppose to make an entrance?" The blond then turned to the civilian council members and his cheery smile turned into a sadistic one that put everyone of edge and said, "How's it going bitches?" that snapped everyone out of their stupor and Kakashi looked at the mini-Yondaime.

"Minato-Sensei?" He said in a hopeful voice but to everyone's shock, the Yondaime shook his head and said, "No I'm not him Kakashi-Sensei." Now everyone knew that this was Naruto, though the civilian council members decided to be stupid as usual and make a HUGE mistake.

"You demon! You dare mock us by taking the form of our precious Yondaime? We should have you executed for your crimes Demon Brat!" a foolish civilian sneered at Naruto who just looked at him with an impassive face and then turned to the Hokage.

~Insert Bleach OST- On the Precipice of Defeat~

"Hey Oji-san, your law is still in affect right?" At first everyone was confused by his question, but then caught on and a few shinobi smirked, including Sarutobi, who just nodded and replied in a grandfatherly voice, "Why, last time I checked, it was." Naruto just smirked a very sadistic smirk that sent chills up the spines of everyone but struck fear in the civilian council and elders was they realized their mistake. Naruto then turned to the civilian that talked to him and held his hand out confusing some people "For breaking an S-Classed Law, you are sentenced to execution." He then started chanting, "Ye lord! Mask of flesh and bone, all creation, flutter of wings, ye who bears the name of man! Truth and Temperance, upon this sinless wall of dreams unleash but slightly the wrath of your claws! Hado #33: Soukatsui!" To the shinobi's fascination and the civilian's horror, blue fire shot out of the blond's hand and enveloped the civilian causing a small explosion that obscured everyone's view.

As the dust began to clear away everyone was shocked, with the exception of those that saw the Getsuga Tenshou in the Forest of Death, but were still a little surprised by the destruction. The idiotic civilian was completely obliterated leaving nothing, not even any blood left, and the part of the table he sat behind was burnt and was crumbling.

As everyone turned to Naruto they saw that he didn't even bat an eye at what just happened. In fact he just looked bored and sighed, "Well, now that the idiot is gone, on to business." He said in a voice that made everyone in the room straighten up at the authority in it though the Jounins, Clan Heads, and Kages tried to hide it.

~End Bleach OST-On the Precipice of Defeat~

Bee then decided to go up to his fellow Jinchuuriki and talk to him, or should I say rap?

"Yo, yo, Number Nine, how you like my rhymes? Yo, I can tell that dude just fucked up, so what's up? And how do he and you get along, and don't think about answering wrong." He said while some kind of music played in the background making some people if he used a small Genjutsu. The people who didn't know about Bee's rapping were all looking at him strangely except for Gai who was crying and muttering about how 'Youthful' Bee was. A and Yugito just sighed at Bee's lame rhymes.

Naruto merely chuckled and fist bumped Bee, "Yo, yo, yeah, I'm Number Nine, and I'm doing just fine. But what's up with the HE? If you knew anything then you'd know the one I hold is a SHE. And yeah that dude fucked up and it's not okay, I don't let anyone say that about MY Benihime." He said which made people look at him, mouths agape, since when could Naruto RAP? And how can he rap GOOD? Bee just laughed and placed a hand on Naruto's shoulder, "Those were some nice rhymes you got there yo, yo, almost as nice as that hair." He finished by ruffling Naruto's hair.

Naruto just chuckled and rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, "Thanks that was my first time rapping." He said shocking Bee and the others. There moment was ruined by an idiotic civilian that seemed to have forgotten what just happened to the other civilian a few seats away from him. "What are you even doing demon? You should go away since this meeting is for humans only. We are the council and are word is law."

Naruto just looked at him and smirked, "You know it's considered treason to threaten a Clan heir." He said confusing everyone though Sarutobi, Jiraiya, and Kakashi were a bit shocked. Did he find out?

Koharu decided to ask what he meant, "And what clan would you be the heir of de- I mean Uzumaki." Others noticed that she refrained from calling him a demon after witnessing what happened to the civilian council member. Though Mei was shocked, 'Uzumaki? But that's the name of the person I was supposed to marry, but that ANBU with the blank mask said that he was dead.' Said Uzumaki just chuckled in a way that sent chills up their spines.

"Well actually the question should be 'Which THREE clans am I heir of.'" He said confusing everyone, but before they could get a chance to reply, Naruto started talking again, "You see I'm the heir of the Uzumaki Clan, the Senju Clan, and…" He paused which made them lean in closer. Naruto inwardly smirked, it was time to drop the bombshell, "…The Namikaze Clan. I am son of Minato Namikaze, Konoha's Yellow Flash and Kushina Uzumaki, Konoha's Red Death."

Silence.

That was all there was. Everyone was so shocked and silent that you could hear a pin drop. Everyone was shocked for their own reasons though. The Clan Heads were shocked since they didn't know Minato and Kushina had a son and felt so stupid for not figuring it out sooner. The kid looked just like Minato and acted just like Kushina, right down to the Ramen addiction! The Genin were shocked since they always called Naruto a clan less loser in the academy or believed that his family was so poor they had to give him up, but now they find out that he's practically royalty! Tenten felt like fainting because Kushina Uzumaki was one of her idols as a kunoichi! The civilians were shocked because they couldn't believe what he said. The elders were shocked that they didn't make him into a weapon sooner.

The foreign Kages and their bodyguards were shocked because they actually had marriage contracts arranged to the Yondaime Hokage's son, who they thought had died! A had arranged a marriage between Yugito and the Yondaime Hokage's son and Mei was arranged to marry him also. The Jounins were shocked because even though they didn't have anything against Naruto, they never tried to help him either. Sarutobi, Jiraiya, and Kakashi were shocked that Naruto found out but were confused about the Senju Clan one.

A civilian who had a strong hate for the Kyuubi looked at Naruto, "Yo-You lie, Yondaime-Sama never had a son! And no demon can be heir to the Senju clan!" he said in a shaky voice. Naruto and the other shinobi gave him deadpanned looks, honestly how stupid could civilians be?

"Of course my father wouldn't announce that Kaa-San was pregnant, if Iwa found out then they would have attacked her or sent assassins after me because of their hate of my father." Naruto stated, but the same civilian kept going.

"Well if he did have a son, why wouldn't he have it with a strong Konoha Kunoichi, instead of some whore from another country."

As soon as he finished that sentence the room's temperature felt like it dropped about 20 degrees. Inside of the seal Hogyoku, Benitsuki, Minato, and Kushina were shaking their heads at the civilian, though if they were honest they would admit that they felt sorry for the civilian. They knew Naruto loved Kushina as much as a son could love his mother and was very protective of her. They remembered the last time someone insulted Kushina in front of him, even though they didn't know it. It was actually the reason he had a heaven scroll when he went to help his team.

*Flashback*

As Naruto was Shunpoing to where his team was, he accidently tripped a wire that sent a few kunai flying at him. He used Shunpo to escape them and decided to see who set up the traps so he stopped.

Out of the trees came three Ame-Nins, each wearing yellow bodysuits and wearing breathing masks. The lead one, with Spiky spoke to his two teammates while keeping his eyes on Naruto. "Well look what we got here boys, some Konoha punk got lost in the forest. Whadd'ya say we kill him and take his scroll?" The one to his left just chuckled and said "Sure why not, and even if he doesn't have it, there's always other teams in this forest." The final one started talking, "Hey guys, you saw how fast he was moving right?" They both nodded their heads.

"Yeah, what of it?" The leader said. The one that talked just chuckled.

"When people move that fast it usually means their parents taught them, what do you think his mom will act like when she finds out that her son is dead?" This piqued Naruto's interest. The leader just looked confused, "What do you mean?"

"She'll probably be devastated, right?" At their nods he continued, "And you know how Konoha Kunoichi are hot as hell right?" They seemed to catch on now and Naruto narrowed his eyes. "Yeah what of it?" The one to the leader's left asked. "How about when we tell her he's dead, we comfort her and show her a good time." He said with a perverted giggle and his teammates joined in. "Yeah, we'll have her sucking our cocks like a slut by the time we're done with her."

Naruto's eyes glowed with a cold fury at what the ninjas just said. His teammates can wait; he WILL make these bastards pay for what they said about his precious Kaa-San!

~Insert Naruto OST- Heavy Violence~

Before any more perverted comments could be made they dropped to their knees at the sudden pressure that filled the clearing. Naruto had secretly made a few seals earlier so that others wouldn't feel his reiatsu in the forest. It was so intense that they thought that they saw distortions in the air and felt like their hearts would explode at any moment! They looked at the blond who they thought would be an easy kill and noticed that he had his hand gripped onto the lavender-handled sword in the white sheathe and was looking at them with his ringed purple-ish silver eyes that have a tint of pink now with such fury that they thought they were looking into the eyes of the Shinigami itself! Oh they didn't know just how right they were.

As the one who they knew was going to pass judgment upon them slowly draw the sword and hold it to where the tip of the blade was pointing to the ground(If you don't know what happens next then crawl out from under your rock) and said in a chilling voice, "Let's get one thing straight, I don't care if you insult me but if you ever and I mean EVER insult my Kaa-San. You. WILL. DIE!" He dropped the blade which seemed to fall into the ground as if it was water and create ripples as if the ground WAS water "BANKAI!" They heard the blond say and looked up to see, to their horror, giant blades rise up from the ground and formed two rows on either side of the blond Shinigami who said three simple words that sealed their fate "Scatter, Senbonzakura Kageyoshi!" that phrase alone made the blades disintegrate into thousands of cherry blossoms. Naruto used a quick Bansho Tenin to take their Heaven scroll.

All they could do was watch on as the thousands of cherry blossoms came towards them before they felt the most unimaginable pain they ever felt in their lives! The vibrant display of the cherry blossoms had shredded each and every one of them to the point where there wasn't much left of their bodies at all. The only things left were a couple of shredded pieces of cloth, a few pieces of flesh, and a lot of blood.

Naruto just looked coldly at their remains, sheathed Senbonzakura and Shunpoed away. Although the words "No one insults my Kaa-San." did carry off in the wind.

~End Naruto OST- Heavy Violence~

*Flashback End*

As everyone shivered a little the idiotic civilian felt a twinge of dread run to up his spine. Everyone looked at Naruto and noticed that his hair was shadowing his eyes, as he looked up they noticed he had them closed and to the Shinobi's it felt like he was gathering chakra into his eyes which confused them. He suddenly snapped his eyes open and everyone in the room gasped in shock. Gone were Naruto's bright cerulean eyes, they were now replaced with purple-ish silver eyes with five centric rings forming a ripple-pattern around the small pupil that seemed to glow in an ice-cold fury. The shinobi's in the room only had one thought in mind 'Rinnegan…' although Jiraiya looks like he just saw a ghost. The dumbass civilians who didn't know shit about ninjas thought it was some demonic thing the Kyuubi has.

Naruto gripped the hilt of Senbonzakura and released some of his spiritual pressure shocking everyone even more. The civilians and elders felt like their hearts would explode though the civilians thought it was just his 'Demonic Aura'. The Shinobi's who felt his power in the Forest of Death were thinking a mile a minute, although the most prominent thought that they all shared was 'That power earlier was HIM?' Naruto released more pressure than he did in the Forest of Death though so people all throughout the village felt it and stopped dead in their tracks.

In Yugito's head, Nibi was screaming at her container "Now Kitten! You must strip him and take him NOW! And if not then let me take control for a bit so that I can let him ride me six ways 'til Sunday!" The two-tailed Biju finished with a perverted giggle that would have made Jiraiya proud. Though Yugito had other ideas, 'No, I don't think so Nibi, I might actually take your advice and lock him in a room with me later and ride him like a horse 'til I can't walk straight!' She mentally told Nibi without actually knowing what she said and only realized it when Nibi sniffed and said "I'm so proud of you kitten!" and she blushed beet red. 'Damn you Nibi, you're turning me into a pervert!' She mentally screamed.

All of a sudden Sarutobi, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Benitsuki sneezed at the same time making them all look at each other oddly, though they couldn't look at Benitsuki.

Naruto was still looking at the civilian council member with those cold eye and unsheathed Senbonzakura. "Never, and I mean never insult my Kaa-San, though it's wasted on you since dead men can't correct things." He said in one of the most chilling voices they ever heard that it felt like the room's temperature dropped a few more degrees. The civilian looked on in horror as Naruto held up his sword vertical to his face and said two simple words, "Scatter, Senbonzakura." And his blade disintegrated into a thousand cherry blossoms that he would have laughed at, had it not been for fact that his body was shredded to pieces by the so called 'Harmless Cherry Blossoms' as he was going to put it. As everyone watched the civilian get cut up the Shinobis were fascinated by the abilities of the sword and how it could make one thousand sharp cherry blossoms that can shred an enemy. After Naruto was sure that the civilians and elders learned their lessons about insulting his Kaa-San he let up his spiritual pressure so that everyone could breathe regularly again.

Before Naruto had a chance to speak again, Gai came up to him and started yelling, "YOSH! IT'S SO YOUTHFUL OF YOU NARUTO-KUN TO SO YOUTHFULLY DEFEND YOUR MOTHER SO YOUTHFULLY LIKE THAT!" He finished with his 'Nice Guy' pose creeping people out. Naruto just looked on ahead as if he didn't hear him and then turned to Gai.

"Hn, you say something Gai?" He said getting a prideful look from Kakashi and bewildered looks from others thinking that Kakashi was rubbing off on Naruto, though the females were hoping he wasn't perverted like Kakashi.

"NOOO! CURSE YOU KAKASHI AND YOUR HIP ATTITUDE FOR RUBBING OFF ON YOUR MOST YOUTHFUL STUDENT!" He said with waterfall tears flowing from his face. Everyone just sweat dropped at his loudness.

Naruto then saw A and Mei who didn't have their Kage hats on so he couldn't tell they were the Raikage and Mizukage. He turned to Sarutobi and asked him a question that he thought wasn't a big deal. "Hey jiji," once he had the man's attention he motioned to A and Mei, "Who's the body builder and the super model sitting next to you? Are you getting rid of the two bag of bones you have as advisors and replacing them with them? I hope so, the redhead is WAY more pleasant to look at than their wrinkled asses." He finished getting various reactions from everyone in the room.

The elders were fuming at what he said, the civilians were appalled, the clan heads were snickering along with the ever stoic Hiashi and Shibi who had smirks on their faces. The Jounins and the Hokage were trying their hardest not to laugh, with the exception of Anko and Jiraiya who were openly laughing at the blond gaki's antics.

A was snickering as well along with Bee and Yugito who was giggling at her fellow Jinchuuriki's actions. Mei had a blush on her face at being called a super model and Ao and Chojuro were smirking as they saw the blush. Sure guys back in Kiri always hit on her but it was more in the perverted way, this kid said she was beautiful out of pure honesty and had no hidden agenda when saying it.

"Watch your mouth boy! We are the council and you WILL respect us!" Koharu yelled at him and started to turn a little red in anger making Jiraiya and others laugh a little.

Naruto just looked at her. "You know you should really calm down, they say too much at an old age could lead to a heart attack. Though from the looks of it you don't have much time left anyways." He said which was last straw for the ones that were trying not to laugh. Everyone that was holding in their laughter burst out laughing. All the Genin, all the clan heads, the Jounins, and the Kages were now laughing so much that it hurt. Even Hiashi and Shibi were laughing, though they were trying to compose themselves but were failing miserably.

As the elders were turning red with anger, Danzo was thinking about using his hidden arm on the boy so that he could make(What he thought was) the Kyuubi's power the boy is using his. But then he realized that would cause more problems than good when considering every Shinobi in the room would try to kill him for having Sharingans AND Mokuton implanted into his body.

As everyone calmed down from laughing Hiashi asked a question everyone was thinking. "Why are you here exactly young Uzumaki?" He asked with a stoic face but the others could tell that he was still amused at what just happened.

Naruto just sighed, "Well I asked Iruka-Sensei if he could tell Sarutobi-Ojisan if he could gather the council members."

This confused some people, why would the boy want to have a council meeting. Shibi decided to ask, "And why would that be Uzumaki-San, there must be a logical reason behind it." Naruto just smiled and chuckled, leave it to an Aburame to say something like that. There are the smartest clan in Konoha, second only to the Nara's.

"Well since I now know of my parents and heritage I would like to request the keys to the Namikaze/Uzumaki estates as well as the clan scrolls." He said in a stern tone that proved he meant business.

Naturally, another idiotic civilian felt he should have a say in Shinobi Matters. "NEVER!" He shouted at the top of his lungs. "Hokage-Sama, we cannot allow this… this thing have what he wants! There's no way he's telling the truth!" All the shinobi's looked at him with an 'Are-you-serious?' expression.

Before Sarutobi could retort, Naruto did, "You know, it amazes how idiotic you civilians can be, saying I'm a demon when I've never done anything to harm you. Did my mother ever harm civilians or Leaf shinobi when SHE was the Jinchuuriki of 'Kyuubi'? Did the Shodai Hokage's wife, Mito UZUMAKI ever harm civilians or Leaf shinobi when SHE was the Jinchuuriki of 'Kyuubi'? No neither of them have, in fact if I remember correctly, Mito-Sama was worshipped. And have I ever tried to harm civilians or Leaf shinobi's using the 'Kyuubi's' power, No I haven't, so sit down and shut the fuck up!

"Even after all the beatings you people gave me I never lashed out. Even after all the times you hunted me down on my birthday and beat me within an inch of my life I never lashed out. Even after all the times you told your children to stay away from me because you didn't want them contaminated by 'demon filth' I never lashed out! If I wanted to I could've torn off the seal that held Benitsuki and let her destroy this place if she wanted the night I found out about her from that bastard Mizuki!

"I've never harmed you yet you call me a demon. What about all the times you've attacked, beaten, cut, stabbed me? What about all the times you chopped off pieces of my flesh simply because you were bored? What about all the times you never sold me any food and let me starve for weeks on end before I finally got food? What about all the times you hunted me down along with a mob and cornered me and beat me within an inch of my life simply because you couldn't tell the difference between the container and the contained!

"So tell me if I, someone that's never tried to harm you, am a demon, than what would that make you?" He said shocking almost everyone.

The Genins were shocked, not only because of the fact Naruto held Kyuubi inside of him, but also because of the life he's had to live. Anyone else that went through that would've gone insane! The Jounins were shocked because they never knew the full extent of what the boy had to go through and felt bad for never helping him before. The clan heads were shocked because they prided themselves in knowing what's going on around the village so to find out that this was going on without them knowing was shocking.

Jiraiya was shocked because he was never told of these things ever happening to his godson. The Kages and their bodyguards were shocked since they thought the Leaf were peaceful people that cared for each other as if they were family. It made them wonder, if the leaf would do such things what else were they hiding?

But what everyone was shocked about was the fact that Konoha's Red Death AND the wife of the Shodai Hokage were the previous Jinchuurikis of the Kyuubi!

As Naruto's earlier words registered to some Shinobi, Sarutobi decided to ask a question they were itching to know. "Naruto," once the boy turned to him he continued, "You mentioned someone named 'Benitsuki' earlier, who is she?" Naruto just had a thoughtful look on his face as if he was debating something.

Finally he decided to tell them and sighed, knowing that shit was going to hit the fan. "Benitsuki is the Kyuubi's real name." All was silent and Naruto did a mental count down 'Three… Two… One…'

As he expected people in the room went into an uproar.

The civilians and elders were yelling about killing him before the 'beast' can corrupt him which pissed him off, 'How DARE those bastards! What right do they have to call MY beloved a beast!' he mentally growled.

Meanwhile In his Inner World

Benitsuki was blushing something fierce when she heard Naruto's thoughts. He just called her his beloved, and she loved it so much! She felt warm inside knowing that her Naruto-Kun was so protective over her and that she was his beloved.

When Minato, Kushina, and Hogyoku saw the blush on her face and smirked. Even if Naruto and Benitsuki thought that they only found out recently, they actually knew since the very beginning. It wasn't that hard when you hear moans of "Oh Naruto, go faster", "AH YES! Right there! Right there!", and "Oh I think I'm going to finish soon!" coming from either of their rooms when you're passing by.

They never mentioned it because they knew they could use it for blackmail later once they are out of the seal.

Back in the Council Room

Naruto was getting more and more pissed off at the ignorant fools yelling about his execution until finally he unleashed about as much spiritual pressure as that little girl Yachiru had, which was as much as about a low ANBU level which made everyone in the room either stop talking, fall to their knees, or imagine their deaths by his blades.

As everyone slowly turned their heads to Naruto he was glaring at the civilian council with his Rinnegan full blast that seemed to glow in an eerie light.

"Never call Benitsuki-Hime a beast ever again or I'll use Senbonzakura to shred you each a new asshole to shit out of since your old ones won't be able to work. Am I clear?" He snarled out with such fury that they swore they saw an image of a man with a shark-like grin on his face, spiky hair with bells at the end of the tips, and a black with gold-trimmed eye-patch appeared behind him. It scared them even more and they nodded fearfully for their lives, or at least did their best to considering that they were still on the floor.

The truth was that Hogyoku taught Naruto how to make an image of Kenpachi Zaraki appear behind him whenever he wanted to strike fear into his enemies considering that Kenpachi Zaraki was one of the most intimidating men that ever graced the world, even by Hogyoku's standards!

'Thank you Naruto-Koi.' Benitsuki told him through their mental link and Naruto inwardly smiled.

'Anything for you, my Kitsune-Hime.' He said making her smile and blush at one of his nicknames he made for her. It never ceased to amaze the red haired fox beauty just how much love she could feel coming from Naruto whenever they talked, it made her feel so… Special!

No one has ever treated her with so much love before! Even if Kushina and her had some sort of friendship, Kushina never showed her the emotions that Naruto-Kun does. She just felt so happy that she finally has someone to love and that loves her back.

As Naruto turned his attention back to the council he let up his spiritual pressure so that they could breathe easier now. As they all sighed in relief at the disappearance of the suffocating pressure Naruto turned to the civilians and started speaking. "Know this, since you've all been breaking certain laws when it comes to me such as assaulting a clan heir, speaking of an S-class law, and vandalizing of property, it is well within my rights to take most of your possessions from you leaving you barely being able to support you and your families. So as far as everyone in this room is concerned… you are all my bitches and if I ever say jump, you say how high. Do you understand me?" He asked in a demanding tone.

The civilians nodded fearfully seeing as how they finally realized one simple fact: they're fucked.

Naruto then turned and started walking away along with all the other Genins and as the doors closed behind them Shikamaru sighed, "You troublesome blond, you give me migraines the size of the Hokage Monument you know that?" our favorite lazy genius said.

Said troublesome blond just chuckled as they were walking to the spot where they would get back to the Forest of Death, "Oh Shika, didn't you figure it out by now? If I'm not troublesome I wouldn't be me now would I?" He finishes making some people smirk knowing that he had a point.

"Still did you think it was wise to anger the council like that Naruto-Nii?" Said Sakura who hadn't realized the suffix she used until Naruto chuckled and replied, "Oh Imouto, of course it was wise! It was high time that those arrogant bastards got a kick in the ass." Sakura blushed when she finally realized that she called Naruto 'big brother'.

Back in the Council Room

After the Genin left Sarutobi sighed and leaned back in his chair but noticed a note on the table in front of him. Naturally he wondered just how it got there, so he reached out and grabbed it.

As he unfolded it and read the contents of it his eyes grew wide.

'Hey jiji, after the Preliminaries, I'll tell you what happened in the Forest of Death as well as how I know about my parents. Who knows, maybe I'll even tell you how to beat the 'cursed paperwork' you always have to fight.'

It didn't take a genius to figure out that Naruto wrote this considering he was the only one beside Konohamaru that did… well that, and the fact that there's a chibi Naruto on the paper holding up a victory sign while having a fox grin on his face.


And there it is! Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter even though it wasn't really that long.

I'll be putting up ideas for new stories in the future on my profile sometime but it might take a few days since it's really troublesome to type.

I will also let you know more of the girls that are in Naruto's Harem as well as the ones that are in Sasuke's next chapter.

Anyway, here are the poll results so far:

Should Naruto form his own village in the form of the Soul Society or not(Poll still open)?

Yes: 16

No: 3

Maybe: 3

Have a good day everybody!

Ja Ne!