Year 2
His kids lean back as he continues, "Oh, I didn't like second grade much. There was a lot of boredom for me. Even though there happened a lot freaky stuff in Hogwarts. We did get to know about the Chamber of Secrets. But later about that one. Let's start with how this school year began. I was at Florish and Blotts when a famous guy called Gilderoy Lockhart was autographing there. I didn't like that guy at all. But your mother … she was there too and totally keen on that guy. She adored him."
*Flashback* (Draco's POV)
I'm standing above all these freakish guys down there who intend to meet Gilderoy Lockhart. Man, how I hate that guy. He writes books about stuff he did. But actually I don't think he had done all these things all by himself. I mean look at him. He's just a frickin' pansy. Ok, sorry for that one, Pansy [Parkinson]. By the way I thought about that Pansy-girl. She is pretty cool. Yeah, rather cool than pretty but well, maybe I crab some butterbeer with her some time. Well, of course if I'm old enough to drink butterbeer. Ha, as if I would care about those rules. Nevertheless, guess who's also downstairs waiting for an autograph? The Weasley's. They reached a new low level. Anyways, she is with them. I mean sure, she only has eyes for that Lockhart-guy but doesn't matter. I'm totally over her, right?
Oh, they're about to leave. But before I have to insult that bunch of freaks … muhahah.
"Wow, what we've got here. Scarface and the Redheaded Weasels. Well, and of course you …", I say looking first at Potter, then at the Weasley's and then at her. I also give her a bad look. Just in case anyone would wonder why I didn't add any more offences to her.
The little Weasley-girl steps forward and says, "Leave Harry alone."
"Oh, cool, Potter. You've got a girlfriend now", I reply and laugh. Then I feel how something touches my shoulder from behind.
"Well, well, Draco, stop being a naughty boy", my father tells me and I step aside. Oh, how uncool he acts.
"Oh, Mr. Potter. Nice to finally meet you. Your scar is legendary as well as the wizard who caused it." He looks at Potters scar without touching it.
"And oh, red hair, dirty old clothes and used books. You must be the Weasley's. What are the odds" he states when he realizes that there is this brown-haired girl standing right next them.
"And you must be Ms. Granger … Draco told me everything about you", he converses while watching her disgusted. I'm about to jump right in his face. How does he dare to mention that I told him the one or other thing about that girl?
Then he looks at me as I stand behind that girl and I see how Arthur Weasley, the father of those redheads is coming to us.
"Oh, Arthur, what surprise to see you here? Didn't know that you can afford to actually buy new books for your kids", my father alludes and takes an old book out of that Weasley-girl's cauldron, "but as it seems you can't. Because when I look at this", he says looking at that book he's holding in his hands, "it doesn't seem like you earn enough for that cruddy job you're doing. You work so much and that's all you can give your kids. Sorry, but that's ridiculous." My father lets out a short laughter and puts that book (wait now there are two books :O) back into the cauldron.
"Well, we have to leave. Draco, c'mon. I see you [he looks at Mr. Weasley] at work. Goodbye."
I watch her closely as I pass her and then I declare "I see you in school", staring at Potter and Weasley.
Then I follow my father.
*End of Flashback*
"Well, then when it was about time to get to Hogwarts I was in my compartment in the Hogwarts train already. I was looking for Harry and Ron, just that I can make fun of them about how my father scared them to death at Florish and Blotts. But actually, they didn't show up."
*Flashback* (Draco's POV)
Oh, frickin Merlin. Pothead and Weasel-head missed the train. What boobies! Nevertheless now we have a great laugh. Later I look out of the window and guess, what outside there? Those two boobies driving a flying car and Pothead nearly fell out of it! Oh, I wish he'd fallen out. It would've been so cool.
*End of Flashback*
"Yep, I was a mean little boy. Nevertheless, I was awesome, like proven in the green house when we were about to repot mandrakes."
*Flashback* (Draco's POV)
Haha, that Longbottom-pansy (Sorry, again, Pansy :D) just collapsed. Well, not everyone could be as cool as I am. I mean I'm just playing with that mandrake-thingy. Hell yeah, it bit me quite a lota times. But never mind.
I hope Granger is impressed by that. NOOO! I'M DOING IT AGAIN.. NOOO. I AM OVER HER, OK, BRAIN? GET IT!
*End of Flashback*
"I would've never admitted back then that I actually thought that your mother was really clever. I mean she still is", he smiles at his kids and continues "Nevertheless I just always tried to make fun of her and her friends."
*Flashback* (Draco's POV)
I laughed so hard when I saw when Weasley got that howler, earlier today. Now we're stuck in our Defense Against The Dark Arts-classes. And guess who's our new teacher?
Gilderoy Lockhart or as I call him Glideboy Fuckhart … well, I'm so funny. I bet he was some kinda porn star before he pretended to be a superhero.
Oh, how she looks at him. Like he is the actual superhero he pretends to be. Fuck it!
This man must be crazy. He's letting out those frickin pixies and then he runs away cowardly. Ok, I do that as well but fuck he's a bloody teacher, man!
*End of Flashback*
"Sorry, kids, your dad hadn't been always that nice guy that he seems to be nowadays", he tells his kids and they smile at him unbelievingly.
"But never mind, I still was an awesome guy than. So awesome that they admitted me to the Slytherin Quidditch team. Ok, my father had to buy some new broomsticks (Nimbus 2001) but who cares?"
*Flashback* (Draco's POV)
Being the new seeker of the Slytherin Quidditch team just feels awesome. I am awesome. Uh Oh, Potter and his team of scarlet-golden Quidditch playing freaks are here. Troubles guys. And guess who caused that troubles … yep, ME.
The captains discuss a little time and then it's my appearance.
"Malfoy? You are the new seeker?" Pothead seems to be confused.
"Well, I am. And look what's new too …", I state referring to the new broomsticks. Granger and Red Head are appearing too now.
"Oh, but in our team you don't need to bribe the captain to be accepted. We only got talents in our team", she replies to what I just said.
"Oh, shut up. No one asked for your opinion, you filthy little mudblood", I answer angrily. Sometimes I can't stand her so much. She looks at me mortally offended.
"Swallow slugs, Malfoy", Weasley shouts at me and trying to curse me with his broken wand. But oops, the spell hits him. Poor weasel. Currently puking slugs.
*End of Flashback*
"Kids, that's what we all call the 'slug incident'", he explains, "The hatred to your Uncle Harry basically grew stronger from that point on."
*Flashback* (Draco's POV)
OMFM! (Oh my frickin Merlin!) Some kinda freakish person wrote on the walls "The Chamber of Secrets had been opened. Enemies of the heir … beware." That Potter kid of course thinks it was me. Just because I'm a Slytherin. When I showed up at that place where this is written I could see how Potter was glaring at me. And he still is as I state in his direction "Mudbloods, you're next!" Maybe I shouldn't have said that now he glares at me even more. Shortly after that Dumbledore appears and sends us all back into the dormitories.
Oh, I would have loved to see how Potter and his friends get shouted at for being so dumb and running around here while something big is happening.
*End of Flashback*
"Yes, the mysterious Chamber of Secrets had been opened back then for the last time and we all were so bloody scared. But of course I tried to pretend as if I was cool as ice."
*Flashback* (Draco's POV)
In class we discussed the Chamber of Secrets today and she and her friends were again glaring at me when it came to the point Heir of Slytherin.
I'm passing by them on the hallway and hear that they talk about me.
"Hmm… let's think. Who hates muggle-born wizards more than everything else?" Weasley asks sarcastically.
"Yes, I agree with Ron: it's Malfoy." Hey, frickin Potter and Weasley, there are other things that I hate more than mudbloods. Hmm… how about the fact that I'm just a Slytherin because I'm awesome?
"I don't think it's Malfoy", Granger whispers. WTF! This little mudblood helps me? Hell yeah, I like that.
"But think about it. The Malfoy's have been sorted into Slytherin for ages. What if they really are the heirs of Salazar Slytherin?" Weasley returned.
*End of Flashback*
"Of course I was NOT the heir of Slytherin it was Voldemort, himself but they didn't know by then. But let's move to the Quidditch-game where I almost lost my manhood." His kids look at him awkwardly.
*Flashback* (Draco's POV)
Whoa, first Quidditch match for me. Yaay. It was me vs. Potter. Brilliant. I will wipe that grin off his face.
Finally we found the Snitch and now we're fighting for it. Our brooms get faster and faster. Hell, that's even a little too fast for me. I'm a little bit frightened.
Oh, shit there is this wooden baulk in front of me. Shit, shit, shit. I can't stop and flying right into it. My broomstick rotates and … oouuuuch, I'm landing on my best parts. Fuuuuck, that hurts.
So they bring me to the nurse's station. Potter is also there. He has to get new bones because Fuckhart removed his bones after they were broken. Madam Pomfrey tells me to leave but ooh, my gosh it feels like I'm losing my manhood.
*End of Flashback*
"Sooner or later, Professor Fuckha- … I mean Professor Lockhart wanted to teach us some spells to defend ourselves. But guess what? He didn't even know any useful ones."
*Flashback* (Draco's POV)
Today we are meant to be at the Duel Club where Fuckhart and Snape wanna teach us some useful spells. Then I have to go up there and fight Potter. Nice. I will try not to kill him. After we exchanged some spells and he went up in the air and I (again) landed on my nuts something strange happens. Potter talks Parsel to the snake I conjured up. Oh, shit. Might he be the heir of Slytherin? What shame for Salazar Slytherin!
*End of Flashback*
"Strange things happened all the time. And then I also lost Crabbe and Goyle. They somehow disappeared for some time and then well, they were different. That was because it wasn't them personally. It was Ron and Harry being turned into them by Polyjuice Potion."
*Flashback* (Draco's POV)
Where are those useless fatties gone? I'm running around in the hallways looking for my two fat dudes. Oh, finally I see them.
"Crabbe, Goyle, what'cha doing here? Oh, Weasley …", I utter as I see the oldest of the Weasley's who still goes to school. His name is Perry or Percy … whatever.
"Simply leave, Malfoy", he replies and I leave to the dormitory followed by the two dumb-asses.
In the common room I talk with them and they seem to be really freaky today. Not that they are 'normal' anytime but today they seem freakier than usually.
"What's up with you two?", I wanna know and Crabbe looks at me. "I've stomachache", he answers with his deep voice.
"Well, guys, ok. I would really wanna know who the heir of Slytherin is", I state looking at them curiously because they seem so differently.
"You don't know?", Goyle asks me.
"Yea, I have no idea. Like I told'ya yesterday. My father just told me that the chamber had been opened 50 years ago. He didn't wanna tell me who had opened it. But last time a mudblood was killed. Man, I wouldn't care if the heir murders again one of those mudbloods. Wouldn't mind if Granger is next." Oh, man, who do I wanna lie to? I would so care if it was her to be killed.
Suddenly Crabbe jumps off the couch and Goyle holds him back. He would have attacked me otherwise.
"Dude, what's up with ya?" I wanna know again. They don't answer me but suddenly run out of the common room.
"Where ya going?", I yell at them but however they didn't hear me anymore.
*End of Flashback*
"How did it end? The story of the Chamber of Secrets?", Scorpius wants to know.
"Well, your Uncle Harry OF COURSE solved the secret and we all lived happily ever after. At least until the next school year. He killed the basilisk down in the chamber. Save his future wife Ginny from 16 year old Tom Riddle who turned out to be Voldemort himself. This memory which was kept in the diary of Voldemort turned out to be a horcrux and as Harry destroyed it. One of the first parts of the horcruxes was destroyed and weakened Voldemort", he tells them rather bored. Nevertheless his kids are interested in it.
"Wow, Uncle Harry is such a cool guy", Scorpius claims.
"Well, son, not as cool as your dad."
His son just laughs at him and says "Yea, if it makes you happy."
