Authors Note- Here's Chapter Three!! It's called PHASE 2! I am so excited about all of the reviews I'm getting! I asked for 7 total, and I got 10! Woo Hoo! Also, if anyone was wondering, this takes place after eclipse. Bella and Edward are married, Bella is a vampire, and her power is invisibility. So basically, BD never happened. And I need to give thanks to my awesome reviewers:
Bloodsucker2008- Thanks for telling me to get off my butt update! And for giving me a suggestion.
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Before I start the chapter, I'd like to say thanks to Bloodsucker2008 for giving me a suggestion. She said that when Alice would be screaming at Edward in her head, she imagined her to be screaming random things in Egyptian. So Alice was screaming random things in Egyptian. ;)
Enough from the boring author, here's Chapter 3- PHASE 2.
DISCLAIMER- You know the drill. I say I own it, you say really, and I say no.
I could here Edward screaming before we even got to the parking lot.
"-my car! It's pink!"
"Don't forget to mention glittery!" Alice interjected with a smile.
"Alice! Did you have anything to do with this?"
"No, I've been with you this whole time idiot. Remember, when we got in the car it wasn't like this. But it doesn't matter. We've got shopping to do!"
Emmett and I approached the edge of the woods carefully, so not to be seen. We waited until we could see Alice dragging Edward into the mall. "Alice! I can't go shopping! My car is a wreck! Oh, Emmett. When I see him I am so going to KILL him!"
"Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! You said you were going to go shopping with me!"
"Yes, but then I saw my car and car troubles usually trump shopping!"
I could see Alice's mouth open in shock. "How could you say that? Just for that, you are definitely coming shopping with me today, and for the rest of this week! Now come on!"
"But Alice!" A growl erupted from deep in her chest.
"Edward," she said menacingly. "You are going shopping with me or so help me God I am going to rip apart every part of your body."
Edward nodded and reluctantly followed her into the mall. We waited ten seconds before running human speed to the Volvo. We picked the lock on his car and quickly started writing the love notes. I wrote Jessica and Laurens. This was Jessica's:
Dear Edward,
I have loved you for as long as I can remember. You are the one for me. We belong together, and I pray that someday you will realize this and leave that stupid Bella for me. Here's my number: 777-8093. Call me anytime.
Lots of love,
Jessica Stanley
This was Lauren's:
Dear Edward,
You are the hottest thing that has ever set foot in Forks. I love you so much. I can't believe you would choose Bella over me. Everyone knows that I was the hottest girl, besides Rosalie and Alice of course, in our high school. Please learn this, and dump Bella. I'll be thinking about you. Here's my number- 472-9837. Call me.
Hugs and hopefully kisses,
Lauren
I reread the letters several times before nodding in approval. I looked at Emmett and noticed that he was having some trouble. He had only written Dear Alice. "Let me help you there Emmett," I said, grabbing the note.
Dear Alice,
It is I, Mike, confessing my love for you. I love you so much, and I honestly don't know what you see in that Jasper dude. I am honestly way better looking than him, if I may say so myself, and I think that you and I would make a much better couple. I hope you realize this.
Sincerely,
Mike Newton
I gave the note back to Emmett and we hung them up. We also put little flowers and hearts and things all over his car.
I felt my pocket vibrate, thinking that it was Alice. I answered, "Hey Alice. How's it going?"
"Umm, this is Edward."
"Oh! Hi Edward! Where are you?"
"Alice dragged me shopping."
"Oh, I feel bad for you."
"Yeah, she's already dragged me into six lingerie stores. Six!"
"Ooh, that sucks. Is Alice there?"
"Um, yeah why?"
"It's a girl question! Mind your own business!" I said jokingly.
"Okay, well, I guess I'll talk to you later." I waited as the phone was handed to Alice.
"Bella!" she said cheerfully.
"Hey Alice. I have a GIRL question for you. Can you move away from Edward so he can't hear?"
"Way ahead of you," a pixie-like voice said from behind me. "How's it going?" Alice asked.
"Great. All we have to do is spray the shaving cream."
"Well, go ahead."
"Alice, you are doing a great job."
"Not as good as you two. "I have an undying love for Mink Newton? That's genius!"
"Thanks," Emmett said from the other side of the car. "Now can we hurry this up?"
"Right. Have you seen anything?" I asked Alice.
"Everything goes according to plan, as far as I can tell."
"Good. Now you better et in there before Eddie-kinns rips someone's head off," Emmett said.
"Kay. See you guys later!" She skipped back into the mall as we sprayed shaving cream everywhere.
When we were done, we admired our handiwork and threw all of our trash away. I paged Alice telling her that we were done and we quickly ran through the forest back to our house.
When we got inside, Jasper was playing the Wii, Rosalie was upstairs looking at herself, and Esme was gardening. Emmett quickly ran upstairs to see Rosalie, and I heard them shut their door loudly.
"You guys! We only have like half an hour to get ready!" I yelled up the stairs.
"EMMETT! ROSALIE! CAN YOU STOP? I CAN FEEL THE LUST RUNNING OFF YOU GUYS!" Jasper yelled, pretending to be annoyed. I threw him a grateful glance and he smiled at me.
"Emmett came bounding down the stairs with Rosalie in his arms. "Fine. But we will finish this later," Emmett said with a wink towards Rosalie.
"Come on. We have to dye our hair now." I gave everyone a different color (Emmett- orange, Jasper- green, Rosalie- pink, and me- blue) and we all proceeded to our bathrooms to dye our hair. After we finished that, and turned the house upside-down, I heard the Volvo approach the house.
I heard Emmett mutter quietly, "Time for PHASE 3."
A/N: Okay, three chapters! Yay! I'll update when I get 15 total. Kk. So…
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