WELCOME! To a new addition of the story!
Xiaolin showdown doesn't belong to me...
"I can't feel my feet..." moaned Sabre as the trio walked through the busy roads of NYC. Alex grunted with agreement.
"Can't we go to a hotel and rest for the night?" pleaded Alex.
"NEVER! We are in the city that never sleeps! Nights are when sexy boys are ripe for the picking. Bars are full of them!" declared Jodi.
"Big words coming from you. We nearly ended up in a lesbian bar because of you!" yelled Alex.
"You nearly went into a gay bar!" snapped Jodi. A huge fight was about to erupt when Sabre entered in the middle.
"Ladies, ladies! Calm down! How about we settle this at a straight bar over a cocktail. Who knows? We might meet some boys while we're at it." said Sabre, raising his hands, stopping the girls in their tracks.
"Fine. Have you got any money?" moaned Alex, placing her hands on her hips. Sabre grinned and with one wave of his hand, shadows appeared in his palm, leaving a big wad of green bill in its place. Jodi's and Alex's eyes widened and so did their smiles.
"Oh yes. Now we are talking!" grinned Jodi. "All we need is a nightclub!"
"How about that one? Doesn't sound like a gaybar or lesbian for that matter." said Alex, pointing to a club on the opposite side of the road. It seemed to be popular since many people of all sexes were clustering around the entrance.
"Come my pets, we must find suitable subjects to test our flirt skills..." said Sabre, rubbing his hands together like an evil genius. The trio walked to the club and upon entering, they were blown by the amount of people in the club. Girls at the bar, boys on the dancefloor, people in the corner making out and a couple of demons they knew from the Underworld here and there.
"The place is crowded! We are bound to find some boys here!" cried Jodi happily.
"Jodi, I think I have found my one true love..." whispered Alex in her ear
"You found a smexy guy?" Jodi whispered back.
"No. But they serve my favourite fruit cocktails!" Alex squeeled. Jodi sighed and grabbed Alex by the shoulder.
"FOCUS girl! No drinks until we find a hot guy! THEN we get the drinks and make him drunk so we look even cuter!" said Jodi, shaking Alex.
"Oh, the "Drink 'till I'm cute" thing?" asked Alex. Jodi nodded and searched the crowd for boys.
"See any good candidates?" asked Jodi. Alex shook her head.
"All I see is Sabre flirting with a bunch of girls and not being very sucessful. Wait a sec, how about that one over there?" she said, pointing to a boy sitting on a table with a couple of friends. He had blood-red hair with matching red eyes and wore a black coat, with a red shirt inside along with black jeans.
"Alex, he is perfect... mind if we share?" grinned Jodi.
"There are plenty of other boys on the table, you can have one of them." moaned Alex in reply. Jodi peered at the other inhabitants of the table. A tall cowboy, wearing a blue shirt and brown trousers, a short Chinese boy with a bald head and red robes and a tall, Brazilian kid with a white t-shirt and light-brown jeans.
"Ok, cowboy is a blockhead, bald guy is bald and the Brazilian is probably on steroids and is an airhead." stated Jodi, pointing at the boys in turn. Suddenly she smirked and started walking away.
"You can keep the red head. My goal is on that sexy bod!" grinned Jodi. She pointed to a tall male with long, black hair and a suit that matched Sabre's. Surrounding him was a pack of girls, that had fallen head-over-heels with him. Unfortunately for them he was uninterested.
"How about you get the red-head. It matched perfectly with your blue hair. Leave the black one to me." winked Alex.
"Deal. Good luck!" cried Jodi before she walked off towards the red head. Alex smiled and observed the girls crowding around her guy. He seemed annoyed about the attention.
"Let me help you with that..." she whispered to herself, cracking her knuckles.
In the meantime
Jack was having a pleasant time talking with Raimundo, Clay and Omi. For once no one was hunting for shen-gun-wu and they could have a good time. The only problem was that he had to pay for everything. Why did he have to offer buying the icecream for them! Now it had escalated to this...
"Hey lighten up Jack!" laughed Rai.
"Jack glows?" said a surprised Omi. Clay sighed and shook his head as a responce.
"Hello!"
The boys turned around to see Jodi with a big smile on her face.
"You seem like nice boys. Do you mind if I take this one?" she smiled, taking a seat next to Jack. Rai's smile turned into a grin and leaned forward.
"I'm ripe for the taking baby!" he beamed, showing white, shiny teeth.
"Sorry, you're not my kind. Do you want me to buy you a drink?" Jodi asked Jack. Jack thought for a while, then shrugged before following Jodi, leaving Rai, Omi and Clay behind.
"Maybe you weren't ripe enough Rai!"
"Shut up Omi..."
Cut to ALEX!
Chase growled threatingly at the crowd of girls that surrounded him. The girls ignored him and continued to squeel like fat pigs. They continuesly tried to touch him and he continued edging away from the mad females and closer to the exit. Why had he a1greed to that stupid bet?
Flashback
Chase and Grim stared at each other, both of them unblinkingly. Man and Death were sweating bullets. Both knew the stakes were high. Suddenly Chase blinked. Grim grinned evily.
"YOU BLINKED! I WON! WOOHOO!" he yelled, prancing around the room before stopping to do the macarena. Chase slumped back in disbelief, waiting for Grim to stop. Grim laughed once again and walked up to Chase.
"Time for you to go to your personal hell..."
"NOOOOO!"
End of Flashback
Chase's annoyance turned into nervousness. More girls had come to claim him as their own.
"OK BACK OFF PEOPLES!"
Chase let his jaw drop when a girl with flowing, brown hair and hazel eyes knocked the other girls away using a chair. The girls screamed at the newcomer and ran back to their own boyfriends yet still observed Chase, ready to swoop in if he was left alone...
"Thank you for rescuing me." sighed Chase. The girl blushed and looked down at her feet.
"Um, would you like me to buy you a drink?" she said nervously.
"Sure why not?" smiled Chase still grateful for the save.
In the far corner of the club, Sabre sat with a couple of girls, talking, drinking and every now and again looking up to observe Jodi and Alex. He smiled to himself. He then continued to flirt with his own flock of girls, before thinking to himself.
'They got boyfriends on their first try... MINE TOOK 39! That's not fair!'Ok R&R PEOPLES!
