Arby gets bored chapter 2

Hey Guys heres my second chapter once again Remember this is my second fic so i still haven't quite got the hang of writing yes i know I've made spelling errors. And i'm sorry it's short but i've had writers block. be happy i managed to get this out of my head.

And sadly i don't own Halo (Propperty of BUNGIE/Microsoft/343 Industries {Bow and scrape} or RED VS BLUE (Property of ROOSTERTEETH { GO BLUE TEAM , RED TEAM SUCKS [ CHURCH AND TEX ARE THE MOST AWESOME OF ALL]}

With MC (MASTER CHEIF), Arbiter, and the Shipmaster

"Are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet" Shipmaster asked

"SHUT THE HELL UP" Arbiter and Jhon screamed

"Jinx,Double Jinx, Triple Jinx, Damnit!" Master Cheif and Arbiter Screamed

"Jinx" Said Master Cheif

"You know I'm truly starting to hate you" Arbiter ground out from between his (UM...) Mandables.

"Thats because you aren't awesome like me" Jhon replied

"Free, whos free, oh god please tell me it's not the flood" Shipmaster cried

"Dude is he drunk or something" Jhon asked

After checking him out they both came to the conclusion that he was drunk AND high, and thus they were off to the medical wing. When they arrived they saw Seargeant Johnson sitting there with a hole in his foot.

"What in gods name did you do to get shot in the foot" Jhon asked

"I heard i had flood DNA and some healing from them, I wanted to see how fast it worked so I had some marine named Bob shoot me in my foot,apparently it aint that quick healing, so all I can say is rest in peace pinky toe YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!" Seargeant Johnson replied

"OOOKAY apparently it's something in the water, Hey Doc whats his alcohal level" Jhon asked

"I'm not a doctor I'm a medic" The man in purple armor replied

" Whats the difference?" the other people in the room asked

"A doctor heals people, a medic just makes them more comfortable as they die" the man replied " Oh and my name is Duffrene."

"Yeah we've heard about you and once again your name is now Doc" Jhon said

"I hate you, ALL of you" Doc said

"We hate you to buddy, We hate you to" Shipmaster replied

"Alright someone either knock him out or get him sober or I swear split lip is gunna get his butt whopped" Johnson groweled.

"Ha you couldnst do shiz" Shipmaster slurred

"Oh Yeah splitlip?"punches Doc and Shipmaster then slams their heads together."What did I do there huh splitface" Jhonson replied

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Doc and Shipmaster screamed out

"!" Arbiter and Master Cheif laughed.

"What are you to cockbites laughing at!" Jhonson says and slams the Chief and Arbiters heads together.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! You ASS MUNCH! WE'RE GUNNA KICK YOUR ASS!" the other four screamed.

"Oh yeah. Bring it." Jhonson said

2 hours later the entire medical wing of the Cairo is destroyed and all 5 people are layed out on the floor moaning in pain

"I'm a pacifist why did I get beaten up ?" Doc whines

"Because you kept whining!" the rest scream and throw something at Doc

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" Doc cries as the 4 gurneys land on top of him

"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" the other occupants laughed at Doc's pain