Chapter Three: Super (Fat) Sonic
"I, I can't believe..." Shadow shuddered.
"There there, buddy." Sonic gave him a pat on the shoulder, which he responded to with a Chaos Spear that sent Sonic flying backward a few feet.
"Don't... touch me..."
"Okay, geez! Sorry."
Suddenly a different guy on the sidewalk began to shout and the hedgehogs sighed. "What is it now?" Silver asked him.
"It's the evil murderer, Sonic the Hedgehog!"
"What?" Sonic asked, "I'm right here, and I'm not-" he was suddenly cut off when the ground began to shake and a shadow covered Sonic. His ears went down on his head in fear as he slowly turned around.
"OMIGOD!" The three hedgehogs all yelled in unison as they saw the monster before them. It was Sonic, but he was so fat that he looked like he'd eaten a piece of gum from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, only he wasn't blue.
"Gimme all yer money!" He yelled at the three lazily, holding up a machine gun. He was also wearing a baseball cap sideways on his head and had sweat stains in his armpits.
"Okay, okay, we don't want any trouble." Silver began to hand him a green and white wallet when Shadow smacked his hand away.
"What are you doing?!" He asked the silver one, "We don't actually do what he says!"
"But... I just don't want him to come any closer! I can smell him from here!"
"Yeah... me too." The black hedgehog muttered, "Sonic, what's the plan?"
"Don't need a plan." He replied confidently, "Just lemme talk to him!" The blue hedgehog took a step forward then immediately took two steps back. "Okay, I smell him now."
"I'm ain't playin' around! Gimme yer money!" The fat Sonic yelled.
They all handed over their wallets and he began to hobble away, until Eggman and Maria came running down the street and began to beat him senseless.
Slowly, the real Sonic, Shadow and Silver just backed up and ran away from the strange event.
When they stopped, they were on the other side of the city and they were all panting from exhaustion. Sonic was running at superspeed, Shadow was skating, and Silver was levitating alongside them. They hadn't stopped until the previous ordeal was clear out of sight.
The black and blue hedgehogs were still doubled over, panting when Silver gasped unexpectedly. "Ugh! What now?" Shadow asked as he and Sonic both looked up to see what the white hedgehog was staring at.
Sonic's breathing faltered and he whispered, "Oh. My. God."
