"Wow, I didn't feel a ting," said Naruto.
But what really happened is that they all went straight in his forehead.
When Zabuza and Haku finally came to him, Zabuza said,
"Whoa, we need to get our stuff back and throw him away."
(A/N Naruto is still alive because he has no brain.)
Naruto woke up in the dumpster and said, "Where am I. Dis looks like hell,"
Suddenly a dump truck came and picked up the dumpster,
"I'm moving. I think I'm on the highway," said Naruto.
Then he started singing, "♪ I'm on the highway to hell, Highway to hell!! ♪"
Once the truck got to the dump Naruto walked out and saw Iruka working at the dump.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH IT'S THE DEVIL," yelled Naruto.
Iruka said, "Naruto it's me Iruka-sun. What happened to your forehead?"
"Zazu, I mean Zuza, Zabuza and Haka, Haki, Huka, I mean, Haku tode me to go run around in a circle and eat some of my de yummy 4 year old apples," said Naruto.
"What?" said Iruka.
Naruto said, "I don't knoooow.
"Okaay…" said Iruka. "Just come with me."
"Where we goin" asked Naruto.
"To a doctor," said Iruka.
"But my Ramen said dat dockers open you up and put flavor in you," said Naruto.
Iruka said, "No they don't."
"It's true," said Naruto.
