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Shadow: Okay, calm down before you get into the story...
NEVER, YOU BASTARD!
Sonic: Okay, lay off the sugar, man!
I HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN YET TODAY! WHAT SUGAR?
Shadow: Okay, no coffee for you then!
I HAVEN'T DRUNKEN COFFEE IN AT LEAST A YEAR!
Sonic: WELL WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU THEN?
I don't know. I JUST LIKE TO SCREAM!
Sonic & Shadow: SHUT UP ALREADY!
(Note: None of the characters or places in this chapter are under my ownership. They belong to Sonic Team Incorporated, Sega Incorporated, MPEG Sofdec Incorporated, ADX Incorporated, and/or RenderWare Incorporated.)
I awoke to find a blue hedgehog latched to my chest, his face buried in my tuft of white fur. I admired how cute he looked in his slumber, patting the side of his face. I didn't move much, wanting to let the other sleep as much as he wanted. After a good half hour, the blue eyelids opened to reveal emeralds with a black circle in the center of them. "Morning, Shadow."
"Mañana, Grande Azul." I spoke in fluent Spanish.
"'Kay, don't know much Spanish."
"I said, 'Morning, Big Blue'."
"Ah... I never did well in Spanish class..."
"Hungry, my dear?"
"We only met last night and you're offering to cook me breakfast? Look who's rushing..."
"What, did you expect me to take it slow, seeing how I ran yesterday?"
"Whatever. How about some chili dogs?"
"How about you eat what I give you?"
The other hedgehog pouted, but didn't honestly complain. I moved his head off of my chest and went down into the kitchen, still butt-naked. I looked at what the hedgehog had in his fridge. I pulled out a carton of eggs and a pack of bacon. I washed my hands before I set to cooking, seeing as how I had been playing with a hedgehog's private parts only hours before. The blue one came down as I was in the middle of flipping the bacon. I didn't notice his presence until he grabbed my shoulders, making me jump.
"Look who's paranoid this morning!" Sonic teased me.
"Just don't do that again. I'm sensitive in the morning..."
"Alright, alright... Hey, haven't you heard what they say about cooking bacon with your shirt off?"
"Never bothered me before."
"Okay, but don't come crying to me when you've got a big fat burn on your chest."
At that point, the bacon was pushed onto a platter. "Shut up and eat."
Sonic took five of the ten pieces of bacon I had prepared for him and halved up the plate of eggs. I just dumped the bacon onto that serving plate and took it to the table. I sat and picked up a piece of the bacon. Before I could take a bite, I felt a toe touch my genitals. I looked at the blue one sitting across form me, and received a sexy smile. "After breakfast, my dear. You can wait a few minutes."
The blue one looked at his plate in disappointment, but began eating anyway. I had barely made a dent in my eggs when he burped and sighed. I looked up and saw his plate cleaner than when he had taken it out. I shook my head in amusement. "You really are eager..."
"Sure as hell. Hurry up and eat."
"Don't rush me." Just to tease him, I chewed my food very slowly. Honestly, I was wanting this even more than him, but I didn't want to seem eager. After a moment longer of torturing him, I finished my breakfast and stood up. I would have put my plate up, had I not been tackled by the blue hedgehog whom loved me. I smiled and purred as the other began to rub my chest. "You are a bad little hedgehog... you know that?"
"Yes, I do know. Now, you relax... 'cause things are about to get interesting." I was wondering what he had in mind as he turned me onto my back. His hand encased my erection and began to stroke me, making me moan in pure delight. He was moving rather slowly, but I still loved it.
"C'mon... Go faster now..." Sonic did as he was told, his name really describing his actions; he was moving very fast, faster than I had moved last night, making me moan almost as loud as he had screamed last night. I could feel it, I was about to come. I could feel my face twist unintentionally, my back arched, and I gripped the carpet as tightly as I possibly could. My eyes closed and a feeling of immense pleasure washed over me. Then, just as suddenly as it began, it stopped. I came back to my senses, looking at my lover. I could feel no wetness on me, period, and I knew he was playing my game. "Damn it, Sonic!"
"You know what I want from you."
"Only I can do that!" I reached my hand down and grabbed myself. Sonic's hand gripped mine and held it there.
"Beg for it."
"No chance in hell..."
"Well, then, I guess there will be no pleasure for you."
"Damn it! Fine then... You wanna play my game? You'll regret it, Sonic... but I'll play along." The blue one smiled, obviously not heeding my warning. "Oh, Sonic, you badass little hedgehog, suck on my cock, make me come, make me scream in pleasure. I want you."
The hedgehog was obviously impressed by my acting skills, and smiled. "Your needs will be met, my love." his mouth moved down to my hips, kissing my private area, and encasing my testicles in his hand. I smiled and lay my head back down. The hedgehog brought my entire cock, all eight inches of it, into his mouth. I moaned as he moved his head up and down. Involuntarily, my hips moved up when he brought his head and vice versa, making his job much easier. Just as I got the same feeling again, I heard a slam. I didn't think much of it, and continued to make the same movements until the feeling was deprived yet again. I looked at my lover angrily, but he wasn't even looking at me. I followed his gaze to see the door open and a pink hedgehog in a red dress standing in the doorway, staring in shock at the scene before her.
"Amy!" my lover said nervously. "What are you doing here?"
Someone's in TROUBLE!
Shadow: Who's this 'Amy' anyway?
YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT LATER!
Shadow: Was she someone you loved?
Sonic: Oh, you know I love you!
Shadow: I'm beginning to have second thoughts...
Oh, come on, you two! If you fight now, the fans will never get to read any more sex scenes from me about you two! AND YOU WANT TO BE POPULAR FOR YOUR SEX!
Shadow: …
Sonic: …
What? I would if I were in your position. And besides, Shadow, you're a lonely bastard! You don't want to have Sonic's love deprived from you!
Shadow: I suppose not... But you need to get a life. You've been on your computer reading and writing fanfictions nonstop for the past four days. Do you think you can get a love interest that way?
TIA WILL COME AROUND! Or maybe Sabrina... or Anna...
Sonic: Whore...
SHUT UP!
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